I Like My Men or Women As I Like My Blank...

  • dr. faustus

    dr. faustus (1070)

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    So, it's a silly game that I used to play with my college roommates and I thought I'd share. It's normally funny in groups, but we'll see how it goes. The object of this is to say a random word like "mailboxes" and it has to be attached to the phrase "I like my men or women (your choice) as I like my blank" the word "mailboxes fills in that blank and you have to think of a funny or not so funny punch line at the end. Not too confusing, right?

    Person one: Mailboxes

    Person Two: I like my men as I like my mailboxes...outside my house!

    Then once the person has said their phrase. Give your random word after.

    Shoes...
    August 15th, 2012 at 09:41pm
  • Kirstoffski

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    I like my woman as i like my shoes.. dirty
    August 15th, 2012 at 10:23pm
  • The Real Mitt Romney

    The Real Mitt Romney (250)

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    I like my woman as I like my shoes... loose. lmfao

    Laptops.
    November 9th, 2012 at 04:01am
  • little motorkitty;

    little motorkitty; (630)

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    I like my men as I like my laptops... hot, hard and on my lap lmfao

    Food.
    November 9th, 2012 at 04:09am
  • Jackalope Crossing

    Jackalope Crossing (120)

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    I like my men like I like my food: hot, fast, and easy to swallow. (Too far?)

    books.
    November 10th, 2012 at 01:13am
  • the god of mischief.

    the god of mischief. (250)

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    @vox populi. not at all. lmfao Naughty

    I like my men like I like my books, interesting on the couch but still always good in bed.

    Netflix.
    November 10th, 2012 at 01:56am
  • little motorkitty;

    little motorkitty; (630)

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    I like my men like I like my Netflix, cheap, easy and available to everyone XD

    Drinks.
    November 10th, 2012 at 01:59am
  • Siriano;

    Siriano; (100)

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    I like my men like I like my drinks, in my fridge. Shifty

    Pants?
    November 10th, 2012 at 04:08am
  • LovesNocturne

    LovesNocturne (100)

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    I like my men as I like my pants, fit and always looking good.

    Lemons?
    November 10th, 2012 at 04:40am
  • quetzalcoatl

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    I like my women as I like my lemons. Squirting and making me pucker my lips.

    Paper?
    November 14th, 2012 at 10:21am
  • paracosm.

    paracosm. (110)

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    I like my women like I like my paper... white. :O

    I apologize for the racism.

    Soap?
    November 15th, 2012 at 04:50am
  • Vicious.

    Vicious. (150)

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    I like my men like I like my soap... all over me in the shower.

    poop.
    November 16th, 2012 at 08:11am
  • Jackalope Crossing

    Jackalope Crossing (120)

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    Oh, yeesh. I am not good with potty humor. BUT HERE WE GO.
    I like my men like I like my poop... quick and done daily.

    How about... television.
    December 3rd, 2012 at 02:40am
  • LovesNocturne

    LovesNocturne (100)

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    I like my men like I like my television... easy to control and turned on all night long. Shifty

    Christmas tree.
    December 3rd, 2012 at 02:47am
  • swell

    swell (150)

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    I like my men like I like my Christmas trees...tall and erect.

    Fire.
    December 3rd, 2012 at 04:18am
  • hephaestus

    hephaestus (1155)

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    I like my men like I like my fire- hot, makes you sweat, and smokes.

    Text book.
    December 3rd, 2012 at 04:32am
  • quetzalcoatl

    quetzalcoatl (235)

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    I like my women as I like my text books. Thick.

    Nail polish.
    December 3rd, 2012 at 11:37am
  • hephaestus

    hephaestus (1155)

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    @ cole pendery.
    Niiiice one.
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    I like my men as I like my nail polish; on me all the time.

    Deer.
    December 3rd, 2012 at 02:09pm
  • building god.

    building god. (250)

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    I like my men as I like my deer; waiting unsuspectingly for me to attack them and bring them home.

    Wallpaper.
    December 7th, 2012 at 01:02am
  • The Real Mitt Romney

    The Real Mitt Romney (250)

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    I like my men as I like my wallpaper... bare Lick

    Guitar.
    December 7th, 2012 at 04:00am