I Like My Men or Women As I Like My Blank...

  • radioactive

    radioactive (200)

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    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    31
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men like I like my books: Interesting and hard to leave alone.

    furniture?
    February 16th, 2016 at 03:12am
  • bellamy blake

    bellamy blake (3280)

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    Class of 2015
    Gender:
    Age:
    33
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men how I like my furniture: functional but still easy on the eyes.

    Makeup?
    February 16th, 2016 at 05:05am
  • Nyctophilia.

    Nyctophilia. (100)

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    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    29
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men how I like my make up : natural and long lasting File

    Car?
    February 16th, 2016 at 05:57pm
  • nearly witches.

    nearly witches. (15250)

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    Admin
    Gender:
    Age:
    29
    Location:
    Great Britain (UK)
    I like my men like I like my car: reliable, flashy and fun to drive. tehe

    Languages?
    February 21st, 2016 at 05:51pm
  • lonely girl.

    lonely girl. (250)

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    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    25
    Location:
    Australia
    I like my women how I like my languages: easy to talk with

    Police?
    March 28th, 2019 at 04:55am
  • nearly witches.

    nearly witches. (15250)

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    Admin
    Gender:
    Age:
    29
    Location:
    Great Britain (UK)
    I like my men how I like my police: rough (in bed) lmfao

    Coffee?
    March 28th, 2019 at 10:41pm
  • lonely girl.

    lonely girl. (250)

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    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    25
    Location:
    Australia
    ^ Vic! lmfao

    I like my men how I like my coffee: dumped in a trash can Coffee

    Oranges?
    March 29th, 2019 at 02:46am
  • nearly witches.

    nearly witches. (15250)

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    Admin
    Gender:
    Age:
    29
    Location:
    Great Britain (UK)
    ^ I debated posting it but in the end I couldn't resist lmfao

    I like my men how I like my oranges: sweet and good for you

    Candles?
    March 29th, 2019 at 11:43am
  • lonely girl.

    lonely girl. (250)

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    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    25
    Location:
    Australia
    ^ worth it lmfao

    I like my women how I like my candles: hot and dripping Shifty

    Bolt cutters?
    March 29th, 2019 at 11:46am
  • nearly witches.

    nearly witches. (15250)

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    Admin
    Gender:
    Age:
    29
    Location:
    Great Britain (UK)
    I like my men how I like my bolt cutters: ready to unlock me within a moment's notice???? lmfao

    Mobile phone
    March 29th, 2019 at 12:07pm
  • VixL

    VixL (100)

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    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    28
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men as I like my mobile phone....always there to distract me when I’m bored

    Purse
    March 29th, 2019 at 01:16pm
  • lonely girl.

    lonely girl. (250)

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    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    25
    Location:
    Australia
    I like my women as I like my purse: closed and empty

    Nail file?
    March 29th, 2019 at 01:22pm
  • VixL

    VixL (100)

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    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    28
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men as I like my nail files: always ready to grind down.

    Lipstick?
    March 29th, 2019 at 03:00pm
  • nearly witches.

    nearly witches. (15250)

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    Admin
    Gender:
    Age:
    29
    Location:
    Great Britain (UK)
    I like my men as I like my lipstick: on my lips Cool lmfao

    Coca-Cola?
    March 29th, 2019 at 05:13pm
  • VixL

    VixL (100)

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    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    28
    Location:
    United States
    ^^^ ::blush:

    I like my men as I like my Coca-Cola: dark and bubbly

    Grapes
    March 30th, 2019 at 02:27pm
  • lonely girl.

    lonely girl. (250)

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    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    25
    Location:
    Australia
    I like my women as I like my grapes: round & juicy

    Fish flakes?
    March 31st, 2019 at 12:05am
  • VixL

    VixL (100)

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    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    28
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men as I like my fish flakes: always ready to be sprinkled (Facepalm)

    Books
    March 31st, 2019 at 09:13pm
  • mikrokosmos.

    mikrokosmos. (100)

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    Blog Moderator
    Gender:
    Age:
    29
    Location:
    United Kingdom
    I like my men as I like my books: open and easy to read.

    Cars
    March 31st, 2019 at 09:14pm
  • VixL

    VixL (100)

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    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    28
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men like I like my cars: easy to start up

    Scissors
    March 31st, 2019 at 09:16pm
  • lonely girl.

    lonely girl. (250)

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    Member
    Gender:
    Age:
    25
    Location:
    Australia
    I like my women as I like my scissors: easy to spread wide open

    Moisturiser?
    April 1st, 2019 at 01:40am