I Like My Men or Women As I Like My Blank...

  • lumy.

    lumy. (100)

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    26
    Location:
    United States
    @ the last painter.
    Sorry! I forgot.

    I like my men I like my tennis balls... round and fun to play with.

    Diamonds
    June 11th, 2013 at 11:00pm
  • aubs

    aubs (420)

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    28
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men like I like diamond... hard and expensive. I tried. XD

    Phones?
    June 11th, 2013 at 11:11pm
  • lumy.

    lumy. (100)

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    26
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    United States
    I like my men like I like my phones... always on call.

    Dogs
    June 12th, 2013 at 12:00am
  • I feel insane

    I feel insane (110)

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    28
    Location:
    Canada
    I like my women like I like my dogs... affectionate, loyal, and drooling in my lap.

    i-pods?
    June 12th, 2013 at 01:34am
  • capheus

    capheus (100)

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    98
    Location:
    Saint Kitts and Nevis
    I like my women as I like my ipod, reliable, musical and inspirational In Love

    Juice boxes?
    June 12th, 2013 at 01:49am
  • lumy.

    lumy. (100)

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    26
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    United States
    I like my men as I like my juice boxes... sucked dry. ;)

    Rainbows
    June 12th, 2013 at 01:54am
  • bona drag.

    bona drag. (935)

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    32
    Location:
    Ireland
    I like my men as I like my rainbows... pretty to look at, but only around for a short period of time.

    Towels?
    June 12th, 2013 at 10:42am
  • swell

    swell (150)

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    27
    Location:
    Australia
    I like my men as I like my towels, big and wet.

    Lipstick?
    June 12th, 2013 at 02:52pm
  • MyChem903

    MyChem903 (100)

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    26
    Location:
    Great Britain (UK)
    I like my men as I like my lipstick... long lasting.

    Perfume?
    June 12th, 2013 at 02:59pm
  • capheus

    capheus (100)

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    98
    Location:
    Saint Kitts and Nevis
    I like my women as I like my perfume, treasurable and sweet.

    Music?
    June 12th, 2013 at 03:35pm
  • LostinTime

    LostinTime (200)

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    27
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men as I like my music...loud and intense.

    Paintbrush?
    June 13th, 2013 at 04:06am
  • capheus

    capheus (100)

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    Location:
    Saint Kitts and Nevis
    I like my women as I like my paintbrush, tall and expressive.

    Television?
    June 16th, 2013 at 05:15am
  • Velvet.Tears.

    Velvet.Tears. (100)

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    28
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men as I like my television, quiet at times but loud as hell at others. If ya catch my drift.

    Pizza?
    June 25th, 2013 at 06:17pm
  • The Real Mitt Romney

    The Real Mitt Romney (250)

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    76
    Location:
    Hong Kong
    I like my women as I like my pizza, hot and saucy with some meat on them Lick

    Hot fudge (Weirdlmfao)
    June 25th, 2013 at 07:32pm
  • acid fairy

    acid fairy (100)

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    28
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men as I like my hot fudge, steaming hot and gooey all over. <:

    Toothpaste Naughty
    June 25th, 2013 at 07:49pm
  • LostinTime

    LostinTime (200)

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    Age:
    27
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men as I like my toothpaste...easy to squeeze and minty fresh.

    Phone?
    June 25th, 2013 at 07:59pm
  • laredo.

    laredo. (100)

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    Age:
    26
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men as I like my phone...useful and fun to play with.

    Movie?
    June 25th, 2013 at 08:04pm
  • Velvet.Tears.

    Velvet.Tears. (100)

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    Age:
    28
    Location:
    United States
    I like my men as I like my movies... Good enough to make me come back to see it over and over.

    Ink pen?
    June 27th, 2013 at 02:49am
  • chekov.

    chekov. (100)

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    Age:
    27
    Location:
    United States
    I like my women as I like my ink pens... Squirting. lmfao
    It had to be done.

    Motorcycles
    June 27th, 2013 at 08:06am
  • capheus

    capheus (100)

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    98
    Location:
    Saint Kitts and Nevis
    I like my women like I like my motorcycles, beautiful and purring.
    Shifty I mean, that works right?

    Breakfast?
    June 27th, 2013 at 08:09am