Gizoogle.net

This website seriously kills me. I remember finding it years ago and loving it and then it just stopped working, which bummed me out. But it works again!

gizoogle.net - fo' all y'all biotches who wanna find shiznit!

I gizoogled my username and the preview page of my blog reads like this. If you click on individual blogs, then you'll just go to the actual blog, which is a bummer, but oh well. It's still hilarious to read what's available.

There are two options: to "gizoogle dis shiznit" and to "gizoogle da news". Type in what you want to gizoogle and click one.

According to gizoogle, "Mibba be a creatizzle writin joint designed fo' authors ta share they stories, poems n' articlez n' bust feedback from a growin crew."

Share your searches with us!

http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avenged_Sevenfold

Jizzy Christ

why is it all in Spanish?

^ it's not... At least on my phone.

http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fsebastiancsmythe.tumblr.com%2F&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

Makes Seblaine so much easier to read. (my Kurt isn't jealous)

http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_Stack

Short Stack was a Australian pop punk band, formed up in 2005. Da crew consisted of thugz Shaun Diviney, Andy Clemmensen n' Bradie Webb.
'Thugz'. Oh good lord
Reading on 'Dope Charlotte', 'New Downtown Walez' I can't. I love this site so much now xD

Percy Jackson

What.

http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avenged_Sevenfold

Lolol. I can't even...

Formed up in 1999, tha crew consistz of M. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shadows (vocalist), Synysta Gates (lead turntablist), Zacky Vengeizzle (rhythm turntablist), n' Jizzy Christ (bassist).
To date, Avenged Sevenfold has busted out five studio mixtapes, one live mixtape/compilation/DVD, n' eighteen singlez n' sold mo' than 8 mazillion mixtapes ghettowide.

THIS IS THE BEST WEB SITE EVER.

From 'One Direction:'

One Erection is a English-Irish bunch of lil punk-ass muthafuckas, consistin of thugz Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Larry Steez, n' Louis Tomlinston. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. They signed wit Semen Cowellz record label Syco Records afta bein formed n' finishin third up in tha seventh series of British televizzle rappin competizzle Da X Factor up in 2010. They subsequently signed up in tha United Hoodz wit Columbia Records. Becomin a prominent figure up in mainstream ghettofab noize n' ghettofab culture, they two mixtapes Up All Night n' Take Me Home, busted out up in 2011 n' 2012 respectively, broke nuff muthafuckin records, topped tha chartz of most major markets, n' generated ghettowide chart-toppin singles, includin "What Makes Yo ass Beautiful" n' "Live While We're Young".

Propelled ta internationistic success by tha juice of hood media, One Erection is often busted lyrics bout as sparkin tha resurgence up in tha bunch of lil punk-ass muthafuckas concept, n' of formin part of a freshly smoked up "British Invasion" up in tha United Hoodz fo' realz. Az of November 2012, One Erection have sold over 15 mazillion mixtapes, singles, n' vizzlez ghettowide. Their achievements include a BRIT Award n' 3 MTV Video Noize Awards. Through combined beatz, merchandising, n' tourin sales, accordin ta Nick Gatfield, tha chairman n' chizzle executizzle of Sony Noize Entertainment UK, az of June 2012, One Erection represented a $50 mazillion bidnizz empire. Da Huffington Post profronted 2012 "Da Year of One Erection".[1]


I can't even...

[birdz chirping] (guy) Our thugged-out asses could do it you know, nahmeean, biatch? Take off, live up in tha woods. (Katniss) They'd catch us. (guy) Well, maybe not. (Katniss) Our thugged-out asses wouldn't make it 5 miles. [rumbling] ♪ Welcome, welcome. Da time has come ta select one courageous lil' playa n' biatch, fo' tha honor of representin District 12 up in tha 74th annual "Hunger Game" It aint nuthin but yo' first year, Prim. Yo Crazy-Ass namez only been up in there once. They're not goin ta pick yo thugged-out ass. Primrose Everdeen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Prim, muthafucka! (stutters) I have a idea. I volunteer as tribute. Our tribute - Peeta Mellark n' Katniss Everdeen. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. They just want a phat show. Thatz all they want. Therez 24 of us, n' only one comes out. ♪ So yo ass is here ta make mah crazy ass look pretty, biatch? I be here ta help you make a impression. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. (Prezzy Snow)...until it was decreed dat each year, tha 12 districtz of Pan Am. should offer up up in tribute, one lil' playa n' biatch, between tha agez of 12 n' 18, ta be trained up in tha art of survival, n' ta be prepared ta fight ta tha dirtnap. This is tha time ta sheezy em everythang. Make shizzle they remember yo thugged-out ass. I just keep wishin I could be thinkin of a way ta sheezy em dat they don't own mah dirty ass. If I be goin ta die, I wanna still be mah dirty ass. I just can't afford ta be thinkin like dat n' like dis n' like dat y'all. ♪ Git up in there. 9 - 8 - 7 - 5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 ♪ ♪ [whistling]

The Hunger Games transcript

This televizzle drama be bout two bruthas, Sam n' Dean, whoz ass was raised by they father, John, ta hunt n' bust a cap up in all thangs dat go "bump up in tha night" afta his ho, Mary, was murdered by evil supanatural bein when tha boys was lil'. 22 muthafuckin years later tha bruthas set up on a journey, fightin evil along tha way, ta find they recently missin daddy who, when they finally hook up up with, reveals he knows what tha fuck capped they mutha, a thugged-out demon, n' has found a way ta track n' bust a cap up in dat shit. Meanwhile, Sam starts ta pimp frightenin abilitizzles dat include dirtnap visions, visionz of gangstas dyin before it muthafuckin happens. These visions is somehow connected ta tha demon whoz ass murdered his crazy-ass mutha n' it's mysterious plans dat seem ta be all bout Sam. When they daddy dies strikin a thugged-out deal wit tha straight-up same stupid-ass devil dat had capped his ho, tha bruthas, now alone n' without they mentor...

Supernatural

Oh god.

http://gizoogle.net/bing.php?search=muppets&se=Bling+dis+shiznit
Peep bout tha sickest fuckin epic Muppet adventure wit Kermit, Piggy, Animal, Gonzo, Fozzie n' mo' as they crew together ta save tha Muppets Theater.

VIXX "VIXX (Korean: 빅스; acronym fo' Voice, Visual, Value up in Excelsis) be a six member Downtown Korean bunch of lil punk-ass muthafuckas. Prior ta tha week, VIXX announced they straight-up legit hustla club name, ST☆RLIGHT.[8] Their third single mixtape, I be Locked N Loaded To Git Hurt (On n' On) was busted out on January 17.[9]

AND THEN I GOOGLED HYUK AND FOUND A TRANSLATION OF AN INTERVIEW AND OMG

Da hyung that’s most like a gangbangin' playa: Hongbin hyung n' Ravi hyung.

Da hyung that’s tha scariest: Although he’s normally ‘N-jumma’, our leader, N hyung, is tha scariest when he’s mad salty.

MAD SALTY

When I become 20, I will: be able ta git all up in PC rooms past 10 PM n' peep 19+ pornos all up in tha theater wit mah hyungs!

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

WHAAAAAAAATTTTT

I searched Pierce the Veil and well...

"Music vizzle fo' "Mack For A Day" by Pierce tha Veil from tha mixtape 'Collide With Da Sky', available now on iShit."

iShit

OMFG I SEARCHED AMERICAN HORROR STORY AND

Gangsta Horror Story: Coven
It aint nuthin but been round 300 muthafuckin years since tha Salem witch trials. Those whoz ass remain is almost extinct n' up in dark shiznit again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. A school has opened up in New Orleans ta teach protection ta tha young. Da long-absent Supreme, Fiona, arrives ta also protect tha coven n' they secrets, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Fionaz daughter, Cordelia, teaches all up in tha school. Events reveal a long-held rivalry between tha witchez of Salem n' tha Voodoo practitionerz of New Orleans, as well as a phat grudge between Voodoo Biatch Marie Laveau n' hoodite serial killa Delphine LaLaurie. Da primary theme of tha season is oppression; specifically, tha oppression of marginalized crews by other marginalized groups. Other themes include witchcraft, Voodoo, racizzle n' crew, like fuckin tha relationshizzlez between mothers n' daughters. Da season is set up in modern dizzle n' tha 1830s.

Also, it's starring Lil' Willy Rabe and Jizzica Lange.

Ok, I did one for Avenged Sevenfold, and I scrolled to the bottom of the search, and found this related search:
Avenged Sevenfold drummer dead as fuckin fried chicken

What the actual fuck guys?

I feel insane:

Avenged Sevenfold drummer dead as fuckin fried chicken

I feel horrible for laughing.

I just Googled my username, this is hilarious XD

Another rather unfortunate A7X coincidence from the Wiki page :

After playin Ozzfest up in 2006, Avenged Sevenfold memorably beat up R&B Singers Rihanna n' Chris Brown, Panic! all up in tha Disco, Angels & Airwaves n' Jizzy Blunt fo' tha title of Best New Artist all up in tha MTV Video Music Awards...

After his fuckin lil hustla is captured up in tha Great Barrier Reef n' taken ta Sydney, a timid clownfish sets up on a trip ta brang his ass home. - Findin Nemo

I SEARCHED MILEY CYRUS AND I'M LITERALLY CRYING I CANT

Twerky Cyrus (born Destiny Hope Cyrus; November 23, 1992)[4] be a Gangsta playette n' recordin artist. Da daughter of ghetto thug Bizzley Ray Cyrus, dat freaky freaky biatch held minor rolez up in tha televizzle series Doc n' tha film Big Fish up in her childhood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! In 2006, Cyrus rose ta prominence as a teen idol afta bein cast up in tha Deez'nuts Channel televizzle series Hannah Sultana, up in which she portrayed tha starrin character Miley Stewart fo' realz.