Cliff-Hanger Game

[Block if there's a similar thread. I did look and found nothing, but I can't be 100% sure.]

It's pretty simple. I will begin by saying one sentence and the next person on this thread continues the story by saying another sentence and so on.

Example:
Person 1: It was a hot July day when Jack decided to go to the beach.
Person 2: So he called his friend Tom and asked him to go, too.
Person 3: But Tom was sick because he had eaten bad seafood.
And so on.

Let me begin:
Once upon a time, there was a girl named Maria who wanted a boyfriend...

So she went to craigslist...

And found a dandy fellow by the name of Isaac Thomas Wilkison xD

But Issac Thomas Wilkison was secretly a girl ()

And Issac Thomas Wilkison (the girl) was also looking for a boyfriend...

She had been trying an adult online dating service without realizing it was adult

And Issac lied about his (her) age to join

And her/his mom found out and grounded him/her xD

So he (she) jumped out of his window and bought a gun.

Then he/she went to Walmart at 2:39 in the morning to get eggs and bacon.

And he/she robbed the walmart to have money for a sex change

Then he/she ran away to live out his/her sins in the Outback.

But he/she was reported missing and now everyone in town was looking for him/her and they had dogs and police and the whole nine yards xD

But then the police started investigating the disappearance of the donut shop owner.

In the meantime, since all the police officers around were searching for donuts, the city prison was left ungarded.

And all the story book villains who aren't supposed to be real escaped.

Including a villain I just made up right now named El Bandido, who wears a mexican wrestling mask and his evil power is to eat tacos like there's no tomorrow.

Which makes El Bandido a pretty dodgy villain, but he's escaped prison and really needs a taco right now, so he doesn't care.

Because he's like the Honey Badger: he doesn't give a shit. So he just goes to Taco Bell.

No one in Taco Bell recognises him as the villain he is and, feeling offended, El Bandido decides to take all the tacos for himself without paying.