Cliff-Hanger Game

And the demon tacos are so happy because no one knows their language, so they make him a part of their family.

And he ends up falling in love with one of them, but their love is forbidden.

So, they run away to yet another dimension together.

And this new dimension is just like Disneyland

except everyone speaks a bizarre otherworldly tongue that sounds like Yiddish combined with Mandarin Chinese. El Bandido was surprised to find that he and his bride Taco could understand it, but it seemed they would never be able to speak it.

So they looked for the Great Wizard who would grant them 3 wishes and teach them the language.

Upon learning that the Great Wizard would grant them three wishes, they decided their first one would be to return to the demon taco world without discrimination towards their love.

The Great Wizard scratched his head and smiled for beginning to break dance but he slipped and broke his big toe

Which meant he couldn't grant their wishes because everyone knows that the Great Wizard's magical power is centred in his big toe.

Seeing how devastated El Bandido and his bride were, he told them that if they sought out the Pink Witch, she may/may not be able to help them.

So they entered the Magical Purple Forest, hopeful that the Pink Witch would be there.

but the Magical Purple Forest is wrought with many hazardous flora and fauna, and they had a treacherous journey ahead of them if they ever hoped to make it to the abode of the Pink Witch.

So they took their ninja gear and prepared themselves to kick some magic purple ass!

When they first entered the Magical Purple Forest, it was completely silent and void of any life.

So they burst into song to make it less gloomy.

But the fairies who live in Magical Purple Forest hate singing of all kinds, and decided to set a trap.

And the trap is Lady GaGa's vagina.

They enter her vagina trap and immediately smell shame and garlic.

The smell is overpowering and they almost want to run back, but they magically find nose plugs in their pockets.

So, they press onward with the naive assumption that they are safe, with the worst behind them, but oh, how wrong they were!