Wet Dreams

I keep having sex dreams about this one guy from school omg AT FIRST THEY WEREN'T DOING THE NAUGHTY AND NOW THEY'RE GETTING PRETTY BAD

@ The Real Mitt Romney
wet dream
Noun
An erotic dream associated with involuntary ejaculation of semen.

Or a better way of explaining Urban Dictionary style;

wet dream
What happens when you ignore your penis for too long and it decides to plot out revenge.
Aw, shit. Another wet dream.

A wet dream happens when a boy or man has a sexy dream. His penis will get hard and has a spasm expelling semen. This is usually from lack of masturbation

1) Dreaming about fucking a girl or pillow or whatevers and you ejaculate from just dreaming about it.
2) The most easiest and effortless method of masterbating.
I had a wet dream last night and nutted all in my draws. But the chick in my dream was pretty hot. I think she'll call me back.

Refered to males, usualy in their early teens. A wet dream is when a boy is sleeping and then suddenly wakes up to find that his erected dick is pumping out hot sticky man juice all over his boxers, or if he sleeps naked, all over his pubes, stomach and chest. Although sometimes pleasant, wet dreams are mostly annoying for boys as they are too shocked and confused to really enjoy the ejaculation, and it is a bitch to clean up in the morning.

I think you get the jizz. I mean, jest

@ Rae-Dene
what...?

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@ The Real Mitt Romney
You asked what a wet dream is...I told you

The jizz

I had a dream about a co-worker a few weeks ago. Which is odd because I don't like him like that. I mean yeah, he's attractive but an asshole. Well, the dream was basically we were standing outside of a store, I think we were in Mexico for some odd reason. And he was walking over to me just as I had bent over to pick something up from the ground. He ended up standing behind me and all of a sudden, I felt him pushing into me. Like, suddenly, clothes became non-existent. Every time I'm near him at work now, I think about that dream and become embarrassed over it. I try to avoid him as much as possible because in the back of my mind, he knows about the dream? Which is absolutely absurd.

@ Sweet.Prince
I know that is probably a horrible/embarrassing moment for you but...I can't stop laughing. I'm sorry.

@ sebastian michaelis
Haha it's okay gotta laugh at that kind of stuff.

@ i saw sparks
Hahaha try being a virgin and being horny all the time

@ Kinki Jinki

Kinki Jinki:

I dreamed about him http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7rmqnJDDs1qfwvmmo1_500.jpg

Who wouldn't?

I don't have sex related dreams very often (and when I do, it's rarely me getting it on).

Several years ago, I had a lovely dream about heavily making out with Madonna Wayne Gacy (former Marilyn Manson keyboardist). We were in my bed, and when he squeezed my left boob, I started to undress. Unfortunately, I woke up before anything else could happen.

I've dreamed about him several times before, but they're never like that. It sucks quite a bit.

Jesus Christ I dreamed about anal sex

@ Kinki Jinki
O_O Fun?

@ Jenna's a cutter.
I kinda like it

@ Kinki Jinki
lol I'm sure you did.

I can recall I had some dreams about this guy in my school who looks like the young Alex Pettyfer(when he was still blond...sigh), and some about Alex pettyfer....guessing he's kinda my type....

I'm kind of glad that I'm not the only one who thinks penises are ugly. Like, I find guys very attractive but that part of them is just icky looking.

I think the first wet dream I had was in 9th grade and it was this guy from this cutesy local boy group I liked back in middle school. We had met at a party and he took me up to one of the bedrooms and we ended up doing the nasty.

I've also had sex dreams involving two of my best friends. Is that weird? I had a lesbian wet dream with one of my chick friends and then like in another dream I almost had sex with one of my gay guy friends, but when he started to go into me it hurt so we stopped. It was weird. I liked the first one though. Although it was hard to look at her for a while.

I don't usually have wet dreams but lately I've been getting them a lot and I blame Jaejoong. The most recent ones have all been centered around him. I've had multiple dreams of tying him to the bed and teasing him, surprising him in the shower, blindfolding him and handcuffing him to a chair, then teasing him until he gets out of the handcuffs and has his way with me.

@ Lee Hi;
Even men think penises look stupid. And they do. Beauty is on the inside, though

Oh Cheesus. This forum again.

The last wet dream I had was the other day. I was living in an apartment with my boyfriend and I was cooking dinner naked (I hate clothes but I don't know why I was naked). He came up and bent me over the counter and just...wow

That dream felt real. LIKE I FELT THE BOOTY AND THE SHOULDERS, MORE SO I FELT THAT ASS IN MY HANDS. Okay basically, in my dream, this Korean rapper, Loco, was sleeping up right on my couch. My best friend and I were sleeping on the floor, and she started giggling because he fell asleep sitting up. She dared me to kiss him so I did, and when I did he woke up and pulled me into his lap. He can't speak English so he just kind of looked at me all . But I heard my mom walk into the living room, so I went back to my BFF on the floor. Then he comes and joins us, obvious laying next to me. My BFF got freaked out because he was all "" so she went to the couch and he like semi laid on top of me and just started like falling asleep. So I grabbed that ass and I mean, I grabbed that ass so good it was a near grope. I kept running my hands up his sides and literally just rolling my hands in circles over his ass and then my BFF looked at me and was like "Have sex with him!" (she has my back even in my dreams ) so yeah. I took Loco to my room, pushed him on my bed so he was on his back. And then I woke up so sexually frustrated and he's not even my favorite rapper but he's one of them and I just when dreams that aren't even super sexy get you insanely horny because you're a virgin

But seriously the dream felt so vivid (or should I say, VV:D)(yes I just did that ) and I FELT dat ass hardcore in my hand. Mhm, I can feel my hand just sliding up his back right now and then back down to run it over his ass and give it a squeeze omg my dreams. Excuse me I need to take a cold, hard shower to wash these desperate virgin feelings away thank u Loco. Never thought you'd ruin my panties but you did so ayyy congrats!