Don't Judge Me

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This is a game inspired by the "Don't Judge Me" segment on the MTV show Guy Code. Basically, just 'fess up to your strange behaviors/habits/quirks

I'll start!

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Every time I go into any sort of store that sells body sprays, perfumes, things of that nature, I have to go around and sniff every single fragrance. Don't judge me.

I'm twenty-two, just graduated from college, and the walls in my bedroom are still covered with teeny bopper posters of like, Big Time Rush, Drake, and Taylor Lautner. I still live at home, don't judge me.

I have an irrational fear of walking into my garage w/o the lights on and my basement, both are very creepy looking, don't judge me.

I also feel when I'm walking around my house late at night in the dark, I should hug walls when I turn corners in case a killer is lurking , don't judge me.

Some days, I turn my phone on "do not disturb" and just take a vacation from everyone I know. Don't judge me.

Whenever I'm getting laundry out of the dryer at night, I worry that someone's going to somehow slip past our alarm system, shove me into the dryer, turn it on, and kill me. Don't judge me.

I change my underwear three times a day every single day: when I wake up (or after I shower), in the afternoon and before I go to bed. Don't judge me

^ how many pairs do you have then? That's ridiculous LOL that's like 21 underwear a week?

I used to be afraid to sleep with my arm hanging off of my bed (or any part of my body for that matter) because I thought monsters were under there and were coming to get me. Don't judge me.

When I was little, I started sleeping under my blankets with just a Barney toy sticking out of the sheets. Now I have to sleep under the covers if I want to fall asleep. (And it can't be too quiet; six years of living next to train tracks made it impossible for me to sleep without some sort of noise.)

Don't judge me.

I never wear underwear for daily wear.

Don't judge me.

I haven't worn socks in years. I get them every year for Christmas but they all seem to bugger off out of my drawer and into others. Thus, this Christmas, I am writing my name on them to ensure I keep them all. Don't judge me.

I still sleep with the same blanket I've had since I was born. I've tried to sleep without it but my bed always feels so empty and weird. Don't judge me.

I love My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I've actually made very detailed human versions of the Mane 6 on The Sims 3. Don't judge me

I pee in the shower. Don't judge me

I smell my farts. Don't judge me.

I LOVE the song Sexy And I Know It (even knowing it's a stupid song). Don't judge me.

On occasion I still have my mother tuck me in .....don't judge me.

I think my pee smells like fruit-loops, don't judge me (TMI, sorry ).

The Real Mitt Romney:

I pee in the shower. Don't judge me

I read somewhere that peeing in the shower kills bacteria on your feet, but take it with a pinch of salt.
And I do it as well, so no judging.

I can eat a whole can of baked beans by myself. Don't judge me.

I also didn't know that you were supposed to cut a meatloaf like a loaf of bread until like three months ago. Don't judge me.

Aaaand I still have an irrational fear of dolls with glass eyes. Don't judge me.

angus young:

I read somewhere that peeing in the shower kills bacteria on your feet, but take it with a pinch of salt.
And I do it as well, so no judging.

Urine is 100% sterile. needless to say that this happens in my shower from time to time, don't judge me.

I have a mild caffine addiction, don't judge me.
I'm also addicted to technology, don't judge me.
And on that note, I have over 120 bottles of nail polish, don't judge me.

I actually really like things with cheetah print, don't judge me.