Don't Judge Me

I have five alarms to wake me up. Don't judge me.

Before I had to play netball for my school, we went on a run for a warmup and I tripped over my own foot and fell on the road. To cover up the embarrassment of falling (on my face, mind you) I told people I punched a girl out during a netball game and she pushed me down. Don't judge me.

I could eat burritos/tacos/quesadillas/enchiladas for days before getting sick. Don't judge me.

for the longest time i thought people who died in scary movies were actually dead for reals. I thought chucky was seriously real.

I always put the toilet lid down before i flush beacuse I'm afraid that the water particles will get on my toothbrush owo

-don't judge me

@ butterfly kisses
LOL.

OMG ME TOO! Cause I read something that your toothbrush needs to be like 12 feet away from the toilet or something. I was like My mouth..

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I have successfully convinced myself that I am afraid of the dark. I have never been afraid of the dark before now, not ever. Don't judge me.

@Diligence

exactlyyyyyy. I heard it on the news too!

I always make sure my mouth is closed tight before i sleep so no bugs will creep in. Don't judge meh

I wish I were not my nationality (if that makes any sense). Don't judge me.
I keep an alarm set for 9am every morning so I don't sleep in. Don't judge me.
I name all of my closest posessions. Don't judge me.

Astrid.:

I name all of my closest posessions. Don't judge me.

Me too

I will quote Johnny Depp in The Tourist and PotC movies and Angelina Jolie in ALL of her movies shamelessly.
I also am addicted to Emmy Rossum, good God she and Angelina are the most gorgeous people ever.. And Olivia Wilde. Don't judge me.
I think i'm actually a little obsessed with Emmy, Angelina and Olivia. Don't judge me.

My theme isn't a connected theme, but I don't care. Don't judge me.

I'm nineteen, still watch Disney movies and sing along to all of the songs AND sleep with a little mermaid blanket.

Don't judge me.

I got a Beauty and the Beast tattoo, and I have no shame at all. Don't judge me.
I always set an alarm so I will get up at work out and 99% of the time I shut them off and sleep for like three more hours. Don't judge me.
I am almost nineteen years old, went to see Despicable Me 2 and I am pretty sure I laughed the loudest in the theater. Don't judge me.

I get uncomfortable knowing people are going to be sleeping in my room without me there. Don't judge me.

I still sleep with the closet light on, even though I have glow in the dark stars that blanket my walls. Don't judge me.

I can drink Worcestershire sauce plain.

I care more about my video games/consoles than most people. I am also emotionally attached to my Pokemon on my games and would be legitimately upset if anything were to happen to my games.

I pee in the shower every single time unless I'm not at home.

Don't judge me.

I'm glad peeing in the shower isn't as weird as I used to think. I used to think it was really gross and I was shocked that anyone would do that, but now I figure, eh, urine is sterile and I'm saving water so...

I have a follicle on my chin that's confused about where it is and grows in dark and coarse like it's trying to be a one-haired beard. I get so much satisfaction out of plucking the hair as soon as it shows up that I'd actually be a little disappointed if it stopped growing back. Don't judge me.

battalions:

I'm glad peeing in the shower isn't as weird as I used to think. I used to think it was really gross and I was shocked that anyone would do that, but now I figure, eh, urine is sterile and I'm saving water so...

I like to go through people's stuff, because I'm nosey. Don't judge me.
I'd do Steven Hyde so hard. Don't judge me.
I aspire to be like Kitty Forman some day. Don't judge me.
I like hairy men. Don't judge me.

SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS A BOY AND SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS A BOY IN A BAND AND I COULD HAVE A BROMANCE THAT WAS A REALLY GAY AND REALLY SEXUAL BROMANCE WITH ONE OF MY BAND MATES AND WE COULD RUB AGAINST EACH OTHER ON STAGE AND SPORT HARDONS ON STAGE AND HAVE SEX WITH EACH OTHER DON'T JUDGE ME (THAT FELT SO GOOD TO GET OFF MY CHEST OH YEAAAAAH)

@ The Real Mitt Romney
Was that based off of One Direction? I mean, I can't tell.

I have a fascination with WWII, don't judge me.

I can't sleep without my stuffed rabbit by my side. She makes me feel safe from any monsters that might be lurking in the dark. Don't judge me. c:

I have to sleep with two pillows on my bed even though I am the only one. I also have to have my panda pillow pet and my Ugly Doll Augustus. Don't judge me.