TMI Tuesday Everyday! (part 6)

The most aggravating thing about my periods is that I tend to spot a few days before I actually start so I'm literally checking every little while to make sure the flood gates didn't open and I just feel so gross.

I will seriously try to rip my uterus out if it even looks like I'm going to be close to starting on my next vacation.

Edit: FML. Hi top.

@ lozzieee who.
You're welcome orgasms are a big deal!

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Still bursting with sexual frustration.

the optimist.:

I will seriously try to rip my uterus out if it even looks like I'm going to be close to starting on my next vacation.

THIS. But if I calculate it correctly, it's going to show up right at the butt end of my vacation, when we're supposed to go to a hot spring. gg self, better make sure you bring some tampons.

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Notes to self: you need to trim; take your birth control when you get home, you've missed it 2 days already; make sure either you or James are properly lubricated next time because oww rawness.

matt murdock:

THIS. But if I calculate it correctly, it's going to show up right at the butt end of my vacation, when we're supposed to go to a hot spring. gg self, better make sure you bring some tampons.

Mine keeps showing up a day or two early each month so it's gradually shifting to where I may start at the end of my trip.

It showed up today. Wasn't due on until tomorrow or Saturday. FML.

sex with a girl is so refreshing and so sexy
lord almighty how I kept denying that I'm into girls for most of my teens / adolescence I have no idea
her hands in my hair, the sexy moans, jesus christ pretty sure I'll never want to screw a dude again

Everything else in my life has been falling apart but at least Babe knows how to fuck me good enough to forget for a while

This period is fucking destroying me. I've never bled this much in my life. Everything hurts and I just wanna lay in bed and die.

I spent basically my entire afternoon on quality time with my sex toy.

Not gonna lie, I need the real thing something fierce.

Jfc I loathe yeast infections! They're itchy and uncomfortable and they stop me having sex. I hope to God coconut oil works as well as I keep reading it does.

I only had six days off and now I'm back on my period.
I bled for twelve days and who knows how long I'll bleed this time. I'm so over this shit.
In other news I've been really horny and I can't get my ex out of my head... especially her gasps and moans.

It's not that I hate sex, it's just that I've been very unlucky with my partners so far and I honestly just want someone who can touch me right????

Not only am I having to deal with gallstones cause my GP is a dick, now I have thrush? Thanks universe.

Haven't gotten laid in like 6 months, had the opportunity to on Friday and probably even Saturday too but did not seize it due to discomfort (on Friday, too drunk on Saturday), and also had a bad experience with a one-time hookup once so forever traumatized, so where does that leave me?

I found out from the doctor that I have PCOS, so that's fun. It'll explain why my periods have been hell growing up and almost nonexistent the past few years, though, so at least I've got that going for me.

I miss my sex drive holy shit

@ aliens.
Hey I have PCOS too

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I'm extremely sore after last night, I can barely sit

Going home a little early today, no errands to do, so I got all the time in the world to trim and/or possibly shave.
Hope the boy's hungry because he's eating out tonight, lmao.

I'm glad I wasn't her "February fuck" although I really would love to eat her out again . . .
& I need to get more confident with girls, there were three interested and I didn't make a move on a single one

Why is it the only time I have anything closely resembling a sex drive is right before I start my period? but I never have anybody to have sex with so it's probably a good thing I barely want a thing to do with it.

I'm wearing one of the extra-long nighttime pads and I still leaked. At least I got 95% of the stain off of my sheets using a baby wipe. I haven't even worn these jeans since I washed them Sunday night, too.