Interesting Jobs

This one is a little different from the other thread. Instead of the usual 'writer', 'doctor', 'architect', etc, think of something people don't usually say. It could be absolutely anything, regardless of whether it exists or even makes sense. See how far your imagination goes!
I'll start.

I want to be the person that holds the reflector in outdoor photoshoots. Either that or a food critic who only reviews bread.