Whatever the WAYT We Want

@ losing control.

Sadly, this is true

Ugh, it's so perfect I feel like such a failure because I couldn't stand to keep mine for the whole month

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OH. MAH. GAWD. I literally laughed so hard I fucking cried while watching this

@ bellamy blake
That's one of the reasons I changed it so late. I hate keeping themes for a long time

OMG I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE READ FANFICS ABOUT THEMSELVES. the greatest. oh man.

Am I the only one who is massively entertained by the Fiat commercial? The one where the car gets a boost from an old man's viagra tablet?

@ losing control.

Do you get tired of looking at the same thing too? Because I feel like I get even more antsy when it comes to themes if I'm really active on the site

IKR?!?! I wasn't expecting it, I was really looking to see if he posted any new cover songs, but I saw that and my inner fangirl just went, "lemme go check this out."

@ tadhana

OMG, I went into HYSTERICS the first time I saw that commercial

@ bellamy blake
EVERY TIME HE PAUSED TO MAKE A FACE I BURST INTO LAUGHTER

(oh james honey this has been happening long before 50SoG little one but the true question is why does he still look so beautiful )

@ tadhana
That commercial is ridiculous and I love it.

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It's 8:26 in the morning and I'm already roasting. What a day.

@ tommo;

"IS DIS WAT DAT FIFTY SHADES OF GREY IS LYKE "
And I was like, "yeah, i probz shouldn't be watching this at work "

He has become even more attractive in his lack of fame. Now he is flawless And I'm just like, "i want you, but you are a dime, and alas, i could never have you "

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UM, OKAY, why the fuck did I not know until just now that Third Eye Blind, my FAVORITE band in the history of all bands, had released their first new album in six years?

Gotta check this out when I'm at work and can mooch off their wifi

@ bellamy blake
ONE MORE DAY UNTIL COBBLER DAY I've never had that but it sounds good oh my god. The pasta was amazing, and that garlic bread omg

ALSO OMG THAT VIDEO the only reason I want to be famous is so I can read all the erotic fic peple write about me like

@ The Real Mitt Romney

COBBLER DAY, COBBLER DAY! One of the ladies I work with missed the last blackberry cobbler day they had during the week, so I let her know when I caught a glimpse of the weekly menu that it was coming They also have peach cobbler as a featured dessert, but I don't care about this subpar peach cobbler It's all about the blackberries

NOM, NOM, NOOOOMMM.

What would your reaction be? I bet you would like, low-key message the writers and be like, "ay, i'm down if you are "

I don't wanna be famous; I just wanna fuck someone famous

Not even like, big-deal famous, just retired boy-banders and campy CW show stars

@ bellamy blake
I's a problem I had a theme for like 2 months a while back and I was like OMG I HAVE TO CHANGE IT WHY IT IS STILL THE SAME.

The fact that he was commenting on it and making faces was so amazing. And when he was like "uh, should I keep going? I'm getting flustered..." SO ADORABLE

@ losing control.

I think my timeline is around a week? I thought to myself as I was reading this, "Yeah, I'm starting to get tired of this one, wonder how long I've had it....*checks theme thread* Six days." But I also am bad about recycling them, so it doesn't even have to necessarily be new, it just has to be something I haven't seen in a while

I'm glad someone finally understands the struggle

To be fair, I feel like he picked a flat-out terrible and embarrassing one to read. With a title like "FUCK ME, MASLOW," he should've known not to go there I thought it was so, so adorable how like, bashful he got about it

I will take you away, James. I will take you away and protect you from this filth...then low-key write fanfic about our encounters.

@ bellamy blake
I do that too, oh man. I have an entire folder filled with pictures of what my past themes have looked like and a Word document filled with every old theme I've ever had and I just go through those and pick one out. Not even ashamed

I like how he was just like "to be fair I've only seen a few spelling mistakes". I'm sure there was so many other PG rated cute ones he could have picked

Based on true events. Like this literally just happened 5 minutes ago.

@ losing control.

AGH, I LOVE YOU SO, SO MUCH FOR SAYING THAT I keep my sigs saved in my drafts on here, but most of my icons are saved on my external hard-drive, so I'll get really frustrated when I wanna change back to an old theme but can't because I don't have my hard-drive on me

He gives credit where credit is due Who knew James Maslow was secretly a grammar nazi? I'm just surprised he didn't come across some of the intense, explicit slash ones and was traumatized for life

Ngl, this kinda made me wanna go write some James smut Adorable, tender, totally bashful James smut

@ bellamy blake
I have to go through and reorganize all of mine. I lost track of some of my icons so I dunno which icons go with which signature anymore

God, imagine if he just started reading slash and was like "oh, what, WHAT'S GOING WHERE?!"

I can't write smut, it just turns out all weird and awkward sounding

@ losing control.

OMG, I DO THAT TOO Especially because I tend to make a slew of icons based off the same photo and then play around to see which one I like best, so I forget which one I actually used with the theme because I don't go through and delete the ones I didn't use The theme struggle is oh so real.

"SAY WHAT NOW? " He'll be wanting to go back to that Fuck Me, Maslow real quick.

I used to love to write smut, but I'm so damn rusty at it now

@ bellamy blake
Ugh I know right. I went through and looked at a bunch of my old signatures and realized half of them look EXACTLY the same except the colors and words were different. Clearly I was not very creative

I still find it hilarious that someone actually called their story "Fuck Me, Maslow"

My characters don't even kiss half the time because I feel like this:

And everyone would be like WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY IS THIS SO AWKWARD

My mom read my story Amihan and the first thing she told me was: "so what's this about? Mermaids?"

I thought I could keep my theme until the end of June. I was wrong. I REALLY TRIED, CULTURE MONTH. I'M SO SORRY.

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i'm so through with yard work screw it i'm just gonna let the grass dry up we're gonna have a desert for a lawn and i'm gonna love it cuz i'm not getting back out there ever again for the rest of my life i'm so tired why

@ losing control.

No shame, no shame

Hey, I COMMEND that person for having the sheer ladyballs to name their story that Lord knows I could never do it CLEARLY, that's the sort of title that catches his attention, so they must be winning

OMIGOSH, THAT'S PRECIOUS! Pssht, I live vicariously through fanfic I wouldn't write it if I wasn't able to release my sexual frustration. This is a fact.

@ tommo;

THE THEME STRUGGLE IS OH SO REAL THOUGH I just couldn't do it. It's taking all that I have in me to keep my blog layout the same until the end of the month

@ bellamy blake
ISN'T IT???? I tried so hard. I was literally talking to myself like, "Girl, you have, like, a week left." And then I was like, "A WEEK." And the theme was gone. THE BLOG LAYOUT THO. I don't even blog like that and I'm like, "I wanna change it."

@ tommo;

A week is like a lifetime, this is a fact If I blogged nearly as much as I play around on the boards, that blog layout would've been gone a week ago I JUST CAN'T STAND LOOKING AT THE SAME THING FOR THAT LONG

But I'm trying to be good and at least keep my blog layout for the rest of June

I think we're just being rebellious. Like, it probably wouldn't bother us if we weren't trying so hard to keep it for the month.