The Chat Room of Perpetual Thoughts

@ aliens.
I like what we've been tossing around too. And ok! I'll fuck you up with prompts!!! I'll link them, though, otherwise they'll take up so much roooooom.

AND HOW FREAKING TIRED WERE WE DURING THAT?????

@ universe.
Idk, you kept kinda falling asleep, but you were keeping a straight face and I was trying so hard to not just burst out laughing It was great

I'll get the thing pulled up, too.

@ universe.
Imagine everyone has the belief that Person A is innocent, conservative, and pure and always tries their best to not make inappropriate sexual jokes around them for fear of making them uncomfortable. But in reality they are mistaken as Person A secretly daydreams about getting pounded by B and tons of other dirty thoughts. KANKRI????????

A and B have a small child that is just learning how to talk. A is filming the child while they teach them words, and ask them to say “frog.” Child responds with, “fuck.” A repeatedly tries to get the child to say “frog,” while B is giggling in the background. Okay, this made me think of Darian and Margo. Like, Margo is filming and Eridan says fuck and she automatically looks at Darian like "EXPLAIN YOURSELF".

Person A is the captain of a pirate ship. Their crew raids a ship that supposedly has priceless treasure inside. What they find is Person B, a merfolk held prisoner in the lower decks, chained to the floor and dying. Person A frees Person B, who decides to swim along with their ship. I'm not sure who for this one, but I like it.

@ universe.
I'm home now finally. I just never understand why people reserve rooms for 4 nights & don't show up, like smh. He's the one paying $400 though, not me.

@ Phoebe Buffay
Holy crap! Why in the world would someone even waste that much money. Like, yoooooo I'll take that. *grabby hands*

@ aliens.
Yes to Kankri.
Also, YES TO THAT SECOND ONE! IT WOULD TOTALLY HAPPEN, TOO! DARIAN WOULD TEACH THAT WORD TO ERIDAN OR SAY IT AROUND HIM TOO MUCH AND MARGO WOULD HEAR IT AND JUST BE LIKE 'DARIAN!!!!'.
I like the last one, too, but I'm not 100% sure on characters either. Maybe EriFef? Or EriKar?

@ universe.
RIGHT?? Margo would get so mad, but Eridan would keep saying it and every single time Margo slaps Darian for it, he giggles. It'd be so cute, I scream. But yeah, I'm thinking EriFef or EriKar. I wouldn't want to make it too much like The Little Mermaid, though (I know it isn't the same premise, but still).

@ universe.
right!! like thanks for the money! but nah, if he doesn't actually end up showing he's basically blocking the room for one of our busiest weekends. Like Saturday we're booked solid, so that would piss me off if he just blocked the room.. people are annoying

@ aliens.
-Imagine person A of your OTP switching their usual condoms for glow-in-the-dark ones. Imagine person B discovering this only when they turn out the lights while wearing one.
Bonus: person A is laughing too hard to continue, to person B’s frustration. Ok but seriously. John with someone else on this one.
-Imagine person A of your OTP has a big belly (maybe they’re chubby or maybe they’re pregnent), and when they try to walk up seductively behind person B, they move a little too quickly and their belly hits them first so person B bounces forward, collapsing into a giggle fit. Bonus if someone else witnessed this happen. Maybe something with Fef, Ara, or Karkat??????
-Person A being a feared pirate along with their crew and recently having captured Person B. Person A and B don’t hit it off straight away and initially hate each other, but after Person B manages to save the ship and its crew due to their respective skills, Person A starts respecting B, while Person B realises that Person A is actually a giant prankster and isn’t what they made A out to be. Going against the Emperor’s wishes to wipe out pirates, A and B fall in love along the way, but don’t want to admit it.

Bonus : Person C is in B’s Crew and starts bets to predict when A and B get together.
Angst Edition : B gets captured and killed right in front of A, and suddenly A isn’t a feared pirate anymore, A is a crying mess . I LIKE THIS ONE A LOT BUT DUNNO WHAT TO DO WITH IT!!!

@ aliens.
Margo would whack him so many time, oh my god. And Darian would just... take it. Cuz he does that with her. He lets her have her way a lot and I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS ABOUT THEM.
And I think you're safe on the not being like the Little Mermaid. I don't think it'd be anything like it just based on the premise.

@ Phoebe Buffay
I hope for the room blocking sake, he does show up or just cancels. People are annoying and rude and disrepectful. :/

@ universe.
WELL FUCK THE ANGST EDITION OF THAT THIRD ONE!

I can definitely see John and Dave or Jake on the first one. I don't actually think Jake would be too frustrated, though. He'd probably laugh along, so Dave would probably be the best option for that one. THE SECOND ONE IS SO CUTE, THOUGH HOLY SHIT!!! I can see AraSol or SolFef for that one. Maybe SolKat?

@ universe.
Even if he does end up canceling, he's still gonna get slammed with the charges lol. basically wasted an extra hour for his ass, smh!

@ aliens.
BUT I WANNA DO SOMETHING WITH IT! I JUST DUNNO WHOOOOOO.
And I was thinking AraSol or SolFef too, for the second one.
I CAN WORK WITH JOHNJAKE FOR THE FIRST ONE! Maybe it can be one of the kink ones for Touch Me, Fuck Me?

@ Phoebe Buffay
Hey, that's his fault, yo. I'm sorry you wasted an extra hour for him. :c But you're home now!

@ universe.
It's okay. More hours for me haha. It's just frustrating at times.

I can imagine. :c So, have you been working on anything new in the writing world on your off time?

@ universe.
I have a few things I've been working on, but nothing exciting. I have some stories that could use updating but haven't gotten there yet. Work drains me out.

HIIIII! How you guys?! How come i wasn't aware this chat existed!

@ Lon'qu's Wolf Hina
HI DARLING. I'm good!! How are you?! and now you're aware it exists.
personally it's better than the other group. At least I don't get ignored in this one.

@ Phoebe Buffay
HIii! THat's good! I"m pretty good. I've been 3DS while procrastinating on writing.
Aha that's good. X3 I think the other one moves a bit fast.

@ Lon'qu's Wolf Hina
I'm always procrastinating on writing. I have stories that need to be updated and I'm like naaaaah.

maybe so, but I always felt ignored in that group.

@ Phoebe Buffay
XD Same here. I'm thinking starting tomorrow I'll write 500 words a day until i get about maybe 1000 words.

DOnt worry, you weren't the only one. I just tagged everyone on the current page with a funny gif and i reply from there. But dont worry bout that this is a new thread! ^^