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  • nearly witches.

    nearly witches. (15250)

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    Received: Your new man's out on injury. HA.

    Sent: Fuck off, at least my team aren't second-best in the league. GÖTZE ISN'T GOING TO SAVE YOU, BITCH.
    August 7th, 2016 at 09:08pm
  • louis tomlinson.

    louis tomlinson. (100)

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    Received: It's a great day to study!

    Sent: Yes it is.....but it's also a great day to finish season 2 of Dexter
    October 9th, 2016 at 08:05pm
  • nearly witches.

    nearly witches. (15250)

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    Received: Do you see this shit? Where's the back four?

    Sent: I'm trying to forget it all so if you'd stop texting me about it then that'd be great.

    Received: No. I enjoy watching you suffer.

    Sent: Prick.
    October 15th, 2016 at 07:55pm
  • hengstin.

    hengstin. (250)

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    Received: Can we just talk?

    Sent: sure
    October 18th, 2016 at 01:29am
  • Brittt

    Brittt (100)

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    Received: I'm freezing my little ass off right now lmao

    Sent: Same. I'm shivering lol.
    October 21st, 2016 at 01:09am
  • nearly witches.

    nearly witches. (15250)

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    Received: They destroyed the cup tower. It's gone.

    Sent: MATE. That was a whole shift's work, someone will pay for this act of treason.
    October 24th, 2016 at 11:00pm
  • disenchantments.

    disenchantments. (100)

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    Received:

    I love touuuuu
    Youuuuu
    So much


    Sent:

    So so much
    We could write my bloody valentine on the tattoo
    But yeah
    HAVE A SUPER GOOD TIME AT THE CONCERT
    And be safe of course
    October 24th, 2016 at 11:53pm
  • nearly witches.

    nearly witches. (15250)

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    Received: MATE. THE SCORE.
    Sent: I thought the game started at 7:30. The one time Ancelotti gets it right and I miss it.
    Received: You're just gutted because you couldn't ogle Neuer for the whole game. Don't lie to me.
    Sent: That too.
    December 10th, 2016 at 08:47pm
  • nearly witches.

    nearly witches. (15250)

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    Sent: I'm still laughing at Bayern drawing with Ajax the other day
    Received: I'm still deleting your number, dickwad (:

    (this makes it look like all I text about is football but I swear it isn't)
    October 5th, 2018 at 12:46pm
  • mikrokosmos.

    mikrokosmos. (100)

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    Received: How long have we been friends?
    Sent: Too fucking long.
    Received: Then why do you let me do this to myself?
    Sent: :)

    He was on FaceTime in public when he dribbled half of his soup down his chin, I hung up so fast because I was laughing - this followed.
    October 6th, 2018 at 06:26am
  • nearly witches.

    nearly witches. (15250)

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    Received: AGAIN.
    Sent: Don't worry, I'm going to go and fight Kovac with my bare fists (:(:(:
    Received: Basically if I see an arrest warrant out for you after your trip then I'm to assume you've killed him?
    Sent: I mean it's either that or I've kidnapped Neuer, take your pick.
    October 6th, 2018 at 11:10pm
  • VixL

    VixL (100)

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    Received: coming down the street.

    Recevied: here

    Sent: ok coming out now

    (My mom picked me up from community college. This is basically all of my texts messages lately. Just between my mom and me asking her for a ride. XD Facepalm)
    October 19th, 2018 at 03:50am
  • nearly witches.

    nearly witches. (15250)

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    Sent: Redoing the contracts. Do you have anything specific you need, and do you want the Spotify included again, yeah?
    Received: I want one of the new iPhones with 80GB of data.
    Received: I'm kidding. Maybe a bit more data and yeah, Spotify would be great.
    Received: Victoria?
    Received: Please don't have gotten me an iPhone.

    [some time later]

    Sent: Of course I didn't get you a bloody iPhone, do you think I'm made of money? 50GB do?
    Received: You genuinely freaked me out when you didn't reply. And yeah, that'll do.
    October 23rd, 2018 at 04:55pm
  • VixL

    VixL (100)

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    Them: Thanks for having a kind spirit..our world needs more of that...God connects people for reasons unknown..Be good now..

    Me: Yes He does definitely!! I'm so glad I met you today! And you too!!

    In response to the coworker I met today and the rundown she gave me about the place I’m working at Shifty
    January 12th, 2019 at 05:47am
  • nearly witches.

    nearly witches. (15250)

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    Sent: What was the name of the Croatian player who slid into a wall and died?
    Received: Why the fuck do you even need to know that.
    Sent: Don't question, just answer
    Received: Hrvoje Ćustić. Are you watching horror football tackles on Youtube again?
    Sent: I mean maybe I am, what's it to you.
    Received: Why are we even friends.
    January 14th, 2019 at 08:03pm
  • VixL

    VixL (100)

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    She is crazy (in response to hearing my aunt drop off my little cousin yet again)
    January 22nd, 2019 at 02:46am
  • nearly witches.

    nearly witches. (15250)

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    Great Britain (UK)
    Received: TRANSLATE
    Sent: I'm not a circus monkey jfc get off of my BACK
    Received: No seriously I need you to translate this for me
    Sent: I'm gonna start charging you per document at this point
    Received: I paid for the first 18 years of your life, you can fuck off with the charging.
    January 24th, 2019 at 08:11pm