So, I haven't had my 'first kiss' yet, but...
Ever since I learned I might (possibly, tiny little chance) be going to the U.K. (and, subsequently, Scotland), I've been sort of planning mine. Non-stop. To the point of ridiculous. Well, probably past that point, actually.
So I just have to drag my family up to Glasgow and then get her alone somewhere and make sure I have a nice fresh piece of gum and maybe it won't be too bad. I'm such a pessimist though, I keep imagining me slobbering all over her like a...I don't know, something that slobbers.
I imagine it would also be a good idea not to wear excessive lipstick like I usually do. And, erm, maybe some chapstick. Chapstick would be nice. And if I can stop biting my lips long enough for them to look somewhat decent....
Actually the thing I seem to be most fixated on is not having death breath, so.
/ramble
Ever since I learned I might (possibly, tiny little chance) be going to the U.K. (and, subsequently, Scotland), I've been sort of planning mine. Non-stop. To the point of ridiculous. Well, probably past that point, actually.
So I just have to drag my family up to Glasgow and then get her alone somewhere and make sure I have a nice fresh piece of gum and maybe it won't be too bad. I'm such a pessimist though, I keep imagining me slobbering all over her like a...I don't know, something that slobbers.
I imagine it would also be a good idea not to wear excessive lipstick like I usually do. And, erm, maybe some chapstick. Chapstick would be nice. And if I can stop biting my lips long enough for them to look somewhat decent....
Actually the thing I seem to be most fixated on is not having death breath, so.
/ramble
December 28th, 2010 at 10:35am