-rolls eyes-
I'm such a snob when it comes to books. Such a snob, don't listen to a word I say.
Any book that is:
a/about vampires, just eww...
b/cheap. I mean I love shiny books with big covers and images and stuff. If the books is too cheap then it's just a cheap book. But books are too expensive nowadays anyway. Yeah. But tiny little pocket editions are just ugly. Or the ones with brown-gray-ish paper. Eww.
c/a stupid translation or a child translation. I wanted to murder the translator of The Epic of Gilgamesh. :cute:
d/teen fiction best sellers :cheese: I know. I am a snob. I generally dislike super-sold books.
e/I have a thing against American writers. Unless it's Fitzgerald.
f/I have a thing against German writers. Unless it's Hesse. I forced myself to read Kafka and Goethe.

I just can't. We're just not meant to be together.
g/Stephen King. Just no.
h/books that you'd expect to be about something else but they're not about what you expect. Like Iliad.
Horrible. I'm sorry Homer, blame all the movies and kid books on the Trojan war.
i/books that are too long for their own good. There are books that you can read super fast and books that you can't. Even don Quijote gets boring after a while. >_> And I forced myself to like don Quijote. I mean I like Quijote, I love it. But it's still too long.
j/angsty books.
k/over-rated books, books that everyone adores/talks about for some other reason
than the writing style - coughTheDaVinciCodecough-
l/blue books
m/cheap gay fiction books. just eww. I'm a LGBT rights supporter and all that, but books written just to show how ''okay'' being gay is, and how hard it's to face the world are just stupid. just propaganda really. maybe I'm just jealous because it never happens to me.
n/lonely housewives books. sandra brown. :cheese:
o/snob books. The Alchemist, Magus, Johnathan Livingstone, etc. etc. etc. They're all over-rated and horrible.
p/old-old books that are too long for their own sake. I love old books and old language but to read De Bello Gallico is hell. I don't want to read 800 pages about military expeditions.
q/books about drugs. Burroughs's Junkie was livable but everything else I've read was just too angsty and over-dramatic.
r/books about having cancer or some other random disease when in the end the main character dies. Just cliche, just sad, just disrespectful to all the people who actually have cancer.
s/books about historic events you haven't actually lived. Rich snob writing about the Holocaust/Communist regime is just disrespectful, cliche and ugly.
t/biographies of famous people. Autobiographies are okay-ish. The Lives of the Caesars was nice. But crappy biographies of rockstars... those are not even books XD
u/graphic novels. Those are not proper books either.
v/huge atlases with many beautiful pictures. They're too beautiful and too expensive. They make me sad because I can't buy them all. That's such a wrong reason to dislike a book. :cheese:
w/books about conspiracies.
x/books about third world countries.
y/philosophy books that have commentaries all awkward. :cheese:
z/Freud books because I dislike Freud and just self-help books. They're just
creepy.
I wanted to do the whole alphabet. Don't listen to me though. I am such a snob for making such a long list. :cheese: All books are beautiful and worth reading. :cute: