Rules For Your Unborn Child

  • i defy you stars.

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    Okay, so, here goes…

    I was reading this thing on tumblr, check it out if you like… anyway, I thought it was a pretty good idea.

    So, imagine your eggo is preggo… what rules or words of wisdom would you bestow upon your unborn child. It can be anything you want like “Always look both ways when crossing the street” or “Eat your vegetables.” It could just be a song you’d want them to hear or an image or something. Or just, general stuff you think people should know… I don’t know… Just little things that you consider to be important…

    I’ll start:

    Finish what you start.
    September 30th, 2008 at 08:08pm
  • frank.

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    Respect everyone and everything.
    September 30th, 2008 at 08:35pm
  • roy

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    Don't let anyone put you down.

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    Treat others how you'd like to be treated

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    Go ahead, have underage sex, fuck your life up on drugs, get pregnant at fourteen, then you'll be just like your mother. Do you really want that?
    September 30th, 2008 at 08:59pm
  • Fake your own death

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    Whatever you do, don't have sex without a condom- thats how you got here.
    September 30th, 2008 at 09:01pm
  • isangelical.

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    (:tehe: Your eggo is preggo, I lol'd.)

    Enjoying reading does not make you a loser.
    Carpe diem. Life's too damn short.
    You are in no place to discriminate or judge, so don't.
    Be yourself. If they won't accept you, then to hell with them. Find people who will, they're your friends.
    And trust me hon, you WILL listen to my headphones blasting Linkin Park when you're in Teh Womb of Doomb, and you WILL like them, and you WILL be a fan. Or you shall suffer. Love mommy.
    October 1st, 2008 at 01:05am
  • Rabar Dar Jarrar

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    Always be honest with yourself and with others.
    October 1st, 2008 at 07:30am
  • Tiffany_untitled

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    Dont do drugs, look at your grandparents!
    October 1st, 2008 at 08:46am
  • chrissie.

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    Don't play leapfrog with unicorns.
    Don't take drugs unless I'm there.
    Make love not war.
    October 1st, 2008 at 09:01am
  • illegally_legal

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    don't fucking swear, kids. It's not fucking cool.

    [a quote from Joe Trohman xD ]
    October 1st, 2008 at 09:04am
  • what the chipmunk?

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    Whatever you do, do it with style 8-)
    October 1st, 2008 at 09:26am
  • the small print.

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    Be nice to your future siblings, you'll need them when I'm gone.
    :tehe:
    October 1st, 2008 at 10:54am
  • Aaron;Oli

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    Always, ALWAYS remember that your Father loved Fairly Odd Parents until he was 80 :XD
    Also, keep your friends close and keep your enemies in your Pocket
    [Some Mibbian's Sig which really inspired me :cute:]
    October 1st, 2008 at 11:47am
  • traceuse.

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    "Remember, only a couple of crack-heads in the house, they eat all the good cereal."

    But I'd also tell them that it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks, as long as it's fine with you.
    October 1st, 2008 at 12:00pm
  • Last American Girl

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    "Do the dishes."
    October 1st, 2008 at 12:13pm
  • chrissie.

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    ^ :lmfao I love that one.

    "Never try."
    October 1st, 2008 at 12:14pm
  • Aaron;Oli

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    If she's a Lass:
    "If your man pisses you off, hit him where it hurts"
    If it's a Laddie [ Who is called Luke] :
    "Luke...I am your Father."
    :coffee:
    October 1st, 2008 at 12:16pm
  • Flynn Rider

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    Myspace, no-no.
    Creative Writing sites, yes-yes.
    Preferably with a DUJO on it :file:
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    Finish your chores before going on dates.
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    Doode, no boyfriends until college!
    October 1st, 2008 at 02:03pm
  • i defy you stars.

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    This is something my mum told me.

    "Whatever you end up doing, we will be proud of you. It doesn't matter what your friends are doing or what grades your friends get because you aren't your friends. As long as you end up doing something you've worked hard for, we won't care what you do."

    And I agree ^
    A Dujo is necessary.
    October 1st, 2008 at 05:58pm
  • peter quill.

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    My Dad told me:

    Saving cheerleaders gets you tied up in shit, no matter how emo you are

    :lmfao
    October 1st, 2008 at 06:32pm
  • frank.

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    ^:lmfao :lmfao

    --

    "Empathy is the key."
    October 1st, 2008 at 06:57pm