Rules For Your Unborn Child

  • neverland.

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    "Don't skip Math lessons just because they seriously suck. You only have, like, 14 years of it. Grit your teeth and get on with it."

    "Treat others the way they deserve to be treated."
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    October 1st, 2008 at 07:23pm
  • roy

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    'Heroin will fuck your life up. And I'm telling you this from experience'

    'Live everyday as if it's your last. Go ahead, do everything under the sun and don't regret any of it. Life's too short.'
    October 1st, 2008 at 08:11pm
  • fool's paradise

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    "Don't have kids."
    October 1st, 2008 at 08:49pm
  • Robert Pattinson.

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    "Never let anyone try to get you down. Be who you want to be, not who others see you as."
    October 1st, 2008 at 09:01pm
  • Marilyn.

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    You're never too old to watch cartoons, oliver, i mean hey, look at mommy.
    File
    October 1st, 2008 at 09:12pm
  • Donks

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    Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life.

    If I start telling you you're wasting your life or to do something you don't feel is important, hit me and tell me to listen to myself
    October 2nd, 2008 at 12:11am
  • confetti boy.

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    Do whatever you have to do without giving a shit about what everyone thinks of you.

    If you become an alcoholic and die, I'll kill you.

    If you become addicted to drugs and over dose, I'll kill you.
    October 2nd, 2008 at 03:29am
  • gleek

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    "If you throw a house party while I'm away, I swear to god I'm giving you up for adoption."
    October 2nd, 2008 at 03:44am
  • peter quill.

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    Never tell grandad he has a magina that's my job

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    I like to abuse my Dad
    October 2nd, 2008 at 08:43am
  • Flynn Rider

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    Buddy Holly:
    "If you throw a house party while I'm away, I swear to god I'm giving you up for adoption."
    That'll scare the daylights out of them :file:
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    Macros are a way to release 'depressive' thoughts.
    Other options? Ask your dad.
    October 2nd, 2008 at 11:43am
  • Last American Girl

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    "Ask your father....
    I don't care if he's busy recording that new album, go and ask."
    October 2nd, 2008 at 05:40pm
  • i defy you stars.

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    "Ask your father....
    I don't care if he's busy recording that new album, go and ask."
    LOL, I'm definitely gonna be using that one when I marry a rock star :D

    "I swear to God if you put on a pair of joggers and start saying innit I will disown you."

    I'm gonna bring my kids up on my favourite generic indie bands, fo sho. It shall be hilarious.
    October 2nd, 2008 at 08:27pm
  • peter quill.

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    "Piss the bed and you can lick your sheets clean"

    I really think I'm gonig to be a cruel mother
    October 2nd, 2008 at 09:52pm
  • chum

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    "...I did that, and look at me!"
    October 2nd, 2008 at 10:14pm
  • BatmanVersace

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    Don't fail your classes.
    Don't give a damn what grades you get, as long as you pass.

    [Because I'm marrying a rockstar like, Jonathan Cook, or Jeremy Hough. ;) ]
    "If he says no boys, just sneak them around. That's hat I did when we dated."
    October 3rd, 2008 at 03:57am
  • Antagonist

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    "Love yourself no matter what, because I will always love you."

    "Don't drink or do drugs."

    "DON'T BE STUPID!!!"

    "Keep your fucking teeth brushed, because if you coem to me with bad breath you're dead."
    October 3rd, 2008 at 08:10am
  • Misericordia.

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    "Never, ever, ever forsake books and stories. They are pools of wisdom and imagination. Plus- it'll look bad for someone like me to have an illiterate child."

    "Make your own desicions. Just because someone's in a position of authority, it doesn't mean they're right." (Yes, I know I'm just setting myself up for trouble with that one.)

    "Nothing is ever black or white."

    "I don't care who you love, as long as you do love."

    "If you are going to do drugs, drink or have sex- do it WISELY and for the love of God, don't tell your father about it!"

    "Art isn't about perfection- it's about expressing your soul. So don't be afraid to pick up that paintbrush."

    "If someone swears at you for no reason, don't hold it against them. They may be just having a worse day then you are."

    "Everyone is human, and everyone has feelings. You are not perfect, so who are you to judge?"

    "Never be afraid to speak out."
    October 3rd, 2008 at 01:54pm
  • Donks

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    "You are never allowed to mention these words in my presence:
    Oriel, blue cheese, quaint, rain-in-spain, and the normal swear words of course."
    October 3rd, 2008 at 05:08pm
  • Laceration Gravity

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    ^ :lmfao THERE'S NO E IN BLUE CHEESE! omgno: -the band anyhow-

    "See a penny, leave it there, dogs may have peed on it :file:"

    "Mother's don't have to rhyme to be cool." :con:
    October 3rd, 2008 at 05:12pm
  • BatmanVersace

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    Bright colored shoes will pwn everyone elses.
    No matter what people say.
    October 3rd, 2008 at 11:56pm