Rules For Your Unborn Child

Dance like no one is watching and Sing like no one is hearing.

Don't ever put yourself down, because I'll just bring you right back up.

Listen to Paramore, or I will disown you.

"If you want to experiment with drugs, just try pot. You may be stupid, lazy and hungry, but at least you're alive and not a crackhead."

"Never, ever kick a boy between his legs...unless he deserves it. Then you're morally obligated to kick his ass."

Oh yeah, I'm gonna be a great mama. :coffee:

There is something good in the hearts of everyone. Don't ever hate, darling, don't ever cry.

I made mistakes and I'll fight my hardest to keep you from making mine. But I know you'll make your own mistakes and I'll support you until the end. My rule is to trust me that I'll always be there for you.

Just look on the bright side. (y)

Lie to anyone and everyone if you have to, but never, ever lie to yourself.
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You only have one life, and one body so don't abuse it.

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Life's too short, live out your dreams while you can.

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I'd also like to pass on some wisdom from my mother; " Blow him get your dollar and come home already!"

I'll be a great mother. :tehe:

Don't be afraid to be the freak, don't be afraid to swim against the current, stand tall and be free, know how to be yourself, not the queen bee.
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Dream big, its the only thing that can save your soul
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Love everyone and everything for who they are and not whats on the outside.
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Life is short, live it to the fullest, because tommorow you could be a distant memory

Go for those dreams, no one is stopping you. But don't forget yourself in the process. Life is meaningless if you spent it being someone else.

Dear baby,
When you grow up, you will realise that the world may not always love you. They'll always bring you down. But don't worry, darling. I'll always be the one to pick you up. Me and daddy will always love you. No matter who you decide to be, we'll always be there for you.

Don't settle for second best, sweetheart, when you can go all the way. I will always be right behind you, supporting your every moment. With every challenge, there will be a reward. Never give up halfway, or you'll never fully enjoy the reward.

That's all I have for you right now, honey. Oh, and no dating until you reach seventeen. No big deal, baby. Me and your daddy just don't want boys to take advantage of you. Also, daddy thinks that when you have already found a boyfriend, he is not important in your life anymore.

I love you,
Mommy :D

Always follow your heart.

Don't be a knob!
Don't let anyone force you to do something you don't wanna do.

Never ever ever go to Hitchin Hill, up into the Del. I have... it is not 'the shit'. All you will find are a bunch of horny teenagers getting high and pissing in the bushes.

Never accept sweets from Uncle Jonny. Never go swimming with [Probable] Auntie Michaela- she drowns people 'reenacting the Lion King'.

Cosmo!!:

If she's a Lass:
"If your man pisses you off, hit him where it hurts"

:lmfao
What he said

If something fucks up and you know the truth and everyone you care about knows the truth, then who else matters?

Be who you want to be.

I'll always love you no matter what happens.

eat, drink and be merry

I swear, if you bring pot into my house..and don't share it with me and your father....we are disowning you.

If you are gonna drink, atleast do it here. But if you get caught, I'm going to pretend I don't know you.

When you're twelve, you do your own laundry.

Always treat your siblings with respect....you might need to borrow money from them in the future.

If you're in jail....use your one phonecall to call your grandparents- cause jail is better than what I am going to do to you.

And even though I may sound crazy and irresponsible, always remember that no matter what shit you manage to get into, what path you decide to take, or whatever mistakes and failures you have in your life, I will always love you. Not matter what.

Believe with every fibre of your body, mind and soul.

I'm never wrong about things

Liten to the tv, it helps

Do what you like, not what is cool
Don't judge anyone
Always believe in yourself
Don't be afraid to try new things, unless this new this is a drug, then that's a no-no.

"If you hear your Daddy and Uncle Ryan making strange noises in the bedroom, just put your fingers in your ears and keep walking."