Rules For Your Unborn Child

  • cloudchords.

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    Never let anyone tell you you're not good enough.
    Follow your dreams.
    Outshine everyone else.
    Always be yourself.
    November 11th, 2008 at 09:12am
  • evie may.

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    Don't be afraid of taking risks and making mistakes. It's a part of living.
    November 11th, 2008 at 09:24am
  • Bastard Son.

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    Be who you are but always make sure your actions don't hurt those you love.
    November 11th, 2008 at 10:13am
  • petalhee.

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    Don't be afraid of death, be afraid of an unlived life. [I actually took that from a movie.]
    Take chances, take risks, follow your dreams.
    Don't be afraid to tell me what you feel, I'll always try to understand.
    Love. :]
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    druscilla; her eyes.:
    "If you hear your Daddy and Uncle Ryan making strange noises in the bedroom, just put your fingers in your ears and keep walking."
    :lmfao
    November 11th, 2008 at 11:56am
  • Idee Fixe.

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    "Read books. :cute:"

    :shifty I can't think of anything right now. :tehe:
    November 11th, 2008 at 12:01pm
  • Flynn Rider

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    "I swear to God- if you become one of those obsessive, obnoxious fangirls - I will send you to military camp! You hear me?"

    "Bed by eleven pm. If I catch you online at eleven-o'one... Watch."

    "Don't be an annoying fangirl... Seriously."

    "Piss me off and you will receive Hell... I love you."

    "Slap me when I yell at you for the simplest of things."

    "If I won't let you go to your most favorite band's concert - slap me, 'kay?"

    "Respect everyone as you respect yourself. Treat them the way you want to be treated."

    "Respect your body. That means... I don't want you losing your virginity at 14!"

    "Learn how to handle money, you must. Do not spend cash all at once."

    "Reading slash is nice - when.. Your boyfriend breaks up with you."
    November 11th, 2008 at 02:39pm
  • fairyfeller

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    "Don't drink water, fish have sex in it."
    November 11th, 2008 at 07:44pm
  • Joker Of Crime.

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    "Try to love everyone and yourself"

    "Give everyone 3 chances before you judge them"

    "Music! Live, learn, love it!"

    "Same goes with books and writing!"

    "Fire = fun!"
    November 11th, 2008 at 07:50pm
  • Spanish Lullaby

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    GO ahead, write porn. Just make sure it's good porn, or I will beat you.

    If you ever get pregnant, tell me, so we can go to Mexico and get an abortion.

    It's ok to be gay!
    November 11th, 2008 at 07:51pm
  • daRk_eMprEsS

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    never let anyone underestimate you.
    stand tall for who you are...
    don't let them take you down...
    fight for what is right
    November 20th, 2008 at 10:43am
  • XDemerald_eyesXD

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    dont fall in to peer presure.
    never let any one say you are not good enough
    stand up for what you belive
    do your bet to suceed.
    try your hardest and best.
    DONT DO DRUGS!
    dont drink un till ur a legal adult unless in my pressence.
    wear what makes u feel confortable ( as long as it is not revealing)
    dont be afaid to tell me stuff.
    follow my rules.
    November 20th, 2008 at 01:50pm
  • ward-o

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    1. No fucking up until you're eighteen.
    November 20th, 2008 at 01:52pm
  • What's in a name?

    What's in a name? (100)

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    above the influence:
    "I swear to God- if you become one of those obsessive, obnoxious fangirls/fanboys - I will send you to military camp! You hear me?"
    “Scratch that first, you’re going to military camp anyhow. It’s good for you! Get out and sleep on the ground and eat cold food. S’what I did and I turned out just fine! Toughen up, kiddo. [short pause] So what you’re only five?”

    “Go on, get out of the house! Go to a million of concerts, travel the world, party it up. But be home by midnight. And oh are you ever gonna be bored when you’re 23 and there’s nothing fun left to do!”

    “If you think you’re grown up when you’re 13 I will ground you. And I will ground you because you’re too young to go to jail when you break rules. Grownups go to jail. How was it now, you were a grownup or not?”

    “Are you wearing momma’s dresses again, honey? I told you we can get you your own, son, because mommy doesn’t want you to get her dresses dirty, okay?”

    “Go kiss guys when you’re eight, it’s fun! And if you have a boyfriend when you’re 12 I’ll just tell you that ‘that’s momma’s girl!’ And if he’s a jerk I’ll beat him with a baseball bat. Because you shouldn't ever settle for someone who treats you bad.”

    “Violence never solves anything.”

    “Yes, I’m a hypocrite but I’m your mom. Just do as I say.”

    “Think for yourself.”

    “If you try to make your own decisions and make the wrong ones I’ll ground you.”

    “What do you mean my rules are contradicting?”

    “There’s one very important thing to warp your head around. Are you with me? Good. It’s called irony. If you don’t understand irony I’m afraid I’ll have to disown you. No kid of mine can grow up and not get irony. Mainly because then you’ll be confused outa your mind your entire childhood.”

    “No. Seriously. Do what I did. I made a lot of good choices when I grew up. I really am being serious now.”
    November 20th, 2008 at 03:12pm
  • Jinxeh

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    "No Twilight. I know, I hate censoring too, but your brain isn't rotting as long as you're in my house."

    "You want to go to concerts? Fine by me. Go to all the shows you want. But while you're at them no drugs, no sex, no drinking. And no being a groupie. Until you're eighteen, at least. Other than that, have fun." *

    "Piercings are fine, but you're going to an actual parlor for them. I'm not letting you or one of your friends stick a needle through your face - you want them done, they'll be done professionally."

    "No tattoos until you're eighteen. After that, it's your own prerogative. Though I swear to god, if you choose any lame clip art crap to put on your skin forever..."

    *My mom's exact words to me. I find them appropriate.
    November 20th, 2008 at 03:59pm
  • The Master

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    Do not pigeon-hole. That is all.
    November 20th, 2008 at 04:06pm
  • folie a dru.

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    No matter what happens, I will love you.
    Don't be afraid to figure things out. That's what life was made for.
    Having ideas is just as important as having dreams.
    There is nothing wrong with reaching for the stars.
    Dreams do come true.
    Find your own Wonderland.
    If you are drunk or high, call me and I will come get you.
    If you steal my cigarettes I will kill you. Buy your own.
    November 21st, 2008 at 03:20am
  • Spanish Lullaby

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    You're gonna get beat for all the stupid shit your do. Just warning ya.
    Homophobia is Gay
    Be a smartass. Just don't get cocky.
    November 21st, 2008 at 05:10am
  • let me go.

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    When times get rough, fight off your demons. And never ever stop.

    ...you guys should've seen that one coming. :shifty
    November 21st, 2008 at 05:16am
  • the endless.

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    Guernica.:
    When times get rough, fight off your demons. And never ever stop.

    ...you guys should've seen that one coming. :shifty
    I'ma steal this. I'll credit you to my future kids though. :shifty

    Pursue something. It'll be hard, it'll be really fucking hard, but if you set yourself to something and are determined excel, you will.

    ...that's all that I can think of. I'm definitely going to be one of those winging it parents.
    November 21st, 2008 at 05:20am
  • i defy you stars.

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    Shit won't come easy for kids like you. You've gotta work for stuff. Stand your ground, don't let anyone undermine your intelligence. Don't let your first kiss be a drunken mistake. Don't make fun of mommy's shower singing.

    And you'll always be safe because Daddy's got a baseball bat in his car and Uncle Jonny carries nunchuks.
    December 3rd, 2008 at 07:56pm