Strangest Item of Clothing You Own

I have a silk Chinese dress. It's beautiful. It's black with red embroidering and I have two fans and an umbrella to match it.
It looks like this only floor length.

I love my Death Note Matt vest. That thing is fluffy.

This awful thing. Really, what was I thinking?! It's very see through-ish. The best part? I'm expected to wear it tomorrow for a picture. Dx

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:file: I have the most epic gold-sequined black vest.

It's, like, from the disco era. Thanks to mom.

Two pairs of cowboy boots and I used to have a pair of huge, disgusting pink furry snow boots that I got and never wore because they were ridiculous.

ive got some weird waste belts from my grandma
one's gold and tiny and slim and weird
the other is really wide and covered in beads.
um my grey cardigan. vests. some weird shoes i like. haha my friend has got these super flare jeans. they're so weird. she hates them. she got them from an aunt.

I have bondage pants. :tehe:
But they're cut off, to make shorts.

A calf-length green and red kilt. :shock:

A pair of jeans with a heee-uuuge hole in the arse. I got bored and wrote My Chem lyrics all over them in sharpie. I don't know why i don't throw them away, they just sit there. XD

gold dust.:

I have a shirt that my mom brought me back from San Francisco that I absolutely love, it says "ALCATRAZ PSYCHO WARD" in white and "OUTPATIENT" in red.

I have that from when my mom went to San Francisco!
:tehe: i wear it to the grocery store all too often.

A knitted beige jumper from when I went through the phase where I was mad about horses, It has a horse on it.
Thanks to my grandma for that, But needless to say, I havnt worn it in about 8 years. I keep it out of politeness.

A blue plaid kilt that I bought on a cruise. I don't know what I was thinking, but I was 11 years old and thought, "Hey look! A kilt! Cool!" :tehe: I only used it once for Halloween and that was the end of it.

Pink, fluffy, thigh-hight boots...

I have a pink weirdly-printed suit. :shifty I don't know how it got inside my closet -- I'm assuming my mom has something to do with it. It could have been cute but it just looks... weird. And doesn't flatter me it all. :/

I havee those 60s shoes with the fake fish in, like with the chunky heel thats oretty weird.

And this skirt that is made from loads of character duvet covers, it had batman and action to cinderalla and a random pumpkin its proper patchwork haha

^ Those shoes sound awesome. I want some XD

I have this really weird sweater/ skirt thing. It looks like a woolly mammoth

I probably have something weirder, but at the moment all I can think of are my spandex shorts :tehe:. They're navy blue, extremely tight, and short. I love them :yah:. My friends make fun of me for them :tehe:. I soooo wore them for my spirit week outfit, and then I slipped on them in the change room and bruised my knee !

My baggy "MC Hammer jeans" as said by my friend. They are REALLY baggy.

I have a metallic, rainbow, faux snakeskin lycra handsewn arm band.
When I was drunk I met a girl down an alleyway who was also drunk/probably high who gave it to me.
She had been to a dress up party and said it was too much for her outfit. And also that she had yards of the material anyway.
It's not really that strange but I like the origins of it.

I have.. pirate jeans :tehe: They're almost three-quarter length, with a really wide attached denim belt thing, with a brass buckle. And you look like an actually pirate when you wear them :D
Aaand I have a Pikachu rucksack, which is win.

OOH and my Mulan costume! I got it when I was 8, and I can actually still fit it on! (not that I've tried or anything.. :shifty)

I have cowboy boots... but they're not weird, they're awesome, and I wear them in Canada... but not England, where my friends might see me (and shoot me)

This black and white checkered dress I had to wear for a play. I was the maid ( I actually bought it at the second hand store). And I own a black apron with white lace on it. Again, for the play/maid thing.