A purple sparkly shrug that I can never tell which side is right-side-up. So I'll go half the day wearing it onl to realize that I have a random tag hanging out of the bottom.
And my short, black skirt with the black crinoline underneath and white lace around the edges. It is printed with white bows and has a tacky silver plastic crown where a belt buckle would be, I guess, if it had a belt. I wore it when I sang a Lady GaGa song in my 8th grade talent show.
Luckily my butt has gotten too big for me to ever wear it again, so i won't embarrass myself.