Guilty Pleasures

this beautiful thief:

Stories that are so cute they make me make high-pitched noises that may or may not be only audible to dogs.

^ story of my life. Especially if it's slash. :tehe:

I admit I have a soft spot for the whole "A girl is best friends with a boy until he moves away and then he suddenly comes back" storyline if it is executed properly.
:D

Stories about Death Eaters being completely OOC it's sickening but so damn funny at the same time

Poorly-written smut. I have no clue why

Any stories with black people. It's like crack. But for me that's more pleasure.
Hood rat erotic tales. That's on the guilty end because those kinds of stories are kind of stupid.
Crazy black people (although I rarely find stories like that) like them having schizophrenia, bi-polar disorder or something like that. That's more like, discovery for me.
Drug addicts. Especially crack heads. Those stories are really dumb. That's all guilt.
African American sex stories that mainly grown ups read. But I've been cutting down on it. I don't know how to explain what I feel about that.

Fix-it fics with fluffy endings, especially in the TSN fandom. I need a reprieve from all the angst, okay.

Also, it's probably really bad but I will read pretty much anything if it's about one of my OTPs, no matter how dodgy it looks.

Stories that play out like romcoms.

I have a guilty pleasure for slash fan fiction, normally about My Chem or A7X. I love reading incest, mpregs, abusive relationships, mental problems, bodyswaps, werewolf and genderswaps. I've never come across a bodyswap in either bandom, but it doesn't stop me from trying to find one.

Smutty Youtube slash - it's the only reason I have a deviantart. /ohgodtheshame

Incest.
Mpreg, unless it's written horribly, then I just want to shoot someone.
Major fluff, so bad you;re in danger of diabetes.
Smutty, smutty, smutty smut. Hot, detailed sex. Omnomnom

Dramione.
I don't read het, I don't read Harry Potter fics... but I have a love for Dramione.
I don't even know.

I love anything with A7X. Especially if they have a sad ending. I have no idea why, I just like the stories that make me wanna bawl. And I'm not really into slash, but sometimes I just gotta read a good Synacky, 'cause that pairing is just so darn cute to me

i saw sparks:

Poorly-written smut. I have no clue why

LOLOL THIS.

on the other end of the spectrum, smut that is so well-written that it ceases to be smut and is... porn? i don't know. is porn one step above smut? whatever. it's just really damn good smut. <<

As much as I hate it, I go ga-ga for the intense, drama-filled romance, with cheating, crazy parties, crying, and lots of break-ups. The more drama-filled the better. To this day, my favorite story I've read on this site is a TJ Oshie fan fiction with more drama per chapter than most stories have in ten, and I love it.

Simple, cutesy, fluffy romances.

Crazy, out there, cliche fantasies.

Audrey T:

Simple, cutesy, fluffy romances.

Crazy, out there, cliche fantasies.

Same, same.

But also throw in there the following:

fooleish:

Also, it's probably really bad but I will read pretty much anything if it's about one of my OTPs, no matter how dodgy it looks.

Saaame. I always eye my screen when I see one that sounds like it's gonna be bad, but I always give in.

I don't even listen or care about 1D but for some reason, I like Harry Styles fics.

@ kaz brekker
Saame