Funny School Moments

One of my teachers wrote "ass" on the board and left it there all class. :tehe:

And once in class, a teacher asked me a very simple question, and I just sort of... Sat there. I was thinking about Spencer Smith and then someone screamed, "ZOE!"
I was like, "Spencersaywha?"

Me and my friend asking our maths teacher what the plural of clitoris is. :lmfao
He got so awkward :lmfao

Oh yeah, turns out it's 'clitoride.'

We took this quiz in Chemistry a few weeks ago, and I finished early. The instructions were to flip our papers over when we were done, so I did. Then I got bored and started doodling, and I drew this giant smiley-face with a goofy, gap-toothed grin, and it made me chuckle (quietly, at first).

But then, my friend Amanda, who sits at my table, looked over, wondering what was wrong with me, and she saw the smile, too. So we both cracked up, and everyone's looking at us like we're crazy, and then the teacher hears us and wonders what the heck's wrong with us. I calmed down after a minute, but Amanda couldn't stop laughing, so she kinda got kicked out of the classroom until she pulled herself together.

Sandy Claws.:

Me and my friend asking our maths teacher what the plural of clitoris is. :lmfao
He got so awkward :lmfao

Oh yeah, turns out it's 'clitoride.'

:lmfao :lmfao :lmfao :lmfao :lmfao

Today in band, me and another girl were playing a part in our song and we started at different spots, so we were all confused and when the teacher told us to start over,l heard one of my friends go 'It was pretty though,' and I just busted out laughing. And I made this noise on my clarinet which made the girl next to me laugh and make the same noise. We couldn't even pull ourselves together to play it anymore.

When one of the gangsters in our class tripped on the stairs and hit his ass on like 4 flights of stairs.

:tehe:

It's always funny when our principal gets up to speak in front of the podium. She's really short and is constantly pulling the microphone down towards her. :tehe:

Oh, when my friend slapped one of the pervy teacher's butt. We still laugh about it, even if she says it was 'just an accident.' :XD

Ben: -turns on the high pressure tap- Nooooooo!
Mr Collins: o.O What you doing, you strange boy?
Ben: He's over ejaculating :lmfao
Mr Collins: :shock: :lmfao That's actually happened before. A man did it and shriveled up like a raisin

:lmfao

Then later
Mr Collins: Go on Ben, do it one more time
Ben: -turns on high pressure tap- Noooooo!
Mr Collins: When's parents evening?
Ben: Idk.
Mr Collins: I think when I see your parents, I'll tell them about your over ejaculation :lmfao

:lmfao I love this man haha. :tehe:

All my funny moments involve my boyfriend...of course! :D

Today, he was rehersing for our school's talent show, which he's MC'ing because he's music captain, and he got up to try a cover of 'Sex on Fire' by Kings of Leon, which he's usually amazing at. Anyway, just before he went on, we were discussing where we were going for dinner tonight, and he mentioned the Chinese in town and I was like "Oh, there's nothing good there for veg heads! Just fried rice! And I hate eggs!", making a huge deal about the eggs. So when he got up to sing the chorus, instead of singing "Yo-ooh, your sex is on fire!", he sang "Yo-ooh, your egg is on fire!" He stopped, and started again, only this time he kept singing "Yo-ooh, your sex is on ice!" I hadn't laughed as hard in ages.

Then there was the time James used this photo as his school ID, and the principle asked a few questions...here's his answers:
Sir! Why must you be so suspicious about my cup? I can't help the way it was made, I asked for the Canadian flag but it came out like that! It does what it is designed to, hold refreshing beverages such as coffee, tea and milk! Never anything of an alcoholic nature!

I know there's waaaaaaaaay more, today was hilarious, but I can't really remember them...huh.

Haha I'm sure there's more than this one but I can only think of this one at the moment.

In sixth grade, there was this guy. Luan, he was a pretty serious guy. And he was in my science class.
Well we had to do a volcano. When his group came with their volcano, they stuck the mentos in and then, nothing happened. So he looked over slightly...And BAM! Soda came rocketing all over his face! He just stood there to until it was all over. The soda was every where and luckily he was a good sport about it.
But that was the highlight of the whole school year. :XD

Miss Mayo: 90 seconds, 'ey?
Mr Godfree: Pardon?
Miss Mayo: The girls were just telling me. 90 seconds isn't that long, now, is it?
Mr Godfree: :shock: I... I... Sorry?
Miss Mayo: For the concert, playing your flute. Apparently you're only capable to play for 90 seconds.

My music teachers make me smile.

We had a Staff Christmas Karaoke thing today and that was funny :lmfao Teachers were rapping, rocking and making general fools of themselves haha.

I had to present a project on Germany for my world geography class.
Afterwards, my teacher spent 20 or so minutes talking about beer in Germany and how great it is.

My friend Rebecca had been eating a blue Jolly Rancher so her tongue was blue, of course; and our geography teacher goes up and asks her,

"What'd you do, suck off a smurf?"

I nearly cried. :XD

My homeroom teacher was a bit of a drama queen on some occasions.

He had this white hat with a purple brain on it, and stuck it on his head from time to time. It was like a really tacky tourist hat. :XD And whenever he let a cuss word slip, he'd do this little panic-jig.

My old Science teacher was awesome. He was one of those suit-and-tie almost-British-accent people, and oh god. He picked on one of the guys all the time, but it was so good. One time, the kid was pretending to jerk off under the table, so the whole class found out. Another lesson, we were doing something on food science, and the kid said he'd buy tampons for a weekly food shopping trip. He later asked to go to the bathroom, and Mr. P goes "Why, so you can get a snack?"

:lmfao

Last year, in my math chat, my teacher was playing techno music. I told him it made me feel like I was in a rave. He said, "RAVE? I used to rave!" Then, he danced on webcam for the class. I almost died.

In concert band-
-flutes didn't cut off in time-
Mr Luckie (Yes, that's his REAL name) FLUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTEESS! I AM SICK OF YOU NOT READING THE MUSIC -big glob of spit escapes his mouth and smacks against his cheek (it is a yellowish tint) Slowly wipes spit away, and stops yelling-

Playing Lord Of the Rings- Samwise the Good-
I missed my part. Mr Luckie, crawls up to me and grasps my stand. " ASHLEY. WHY ARE YOUR MUSIC SKILLS AS MEASURABLE AS AN APE'S?":cheese:
-sighs and walks to his office and locks the door- You here smooth jazz slowly playing in his office.
:lmfao

Matthew Leone.:

My friend Rebecca had been eating a blue Jolly Rancher so her tongue was blue, of course; and our geography teacher goes up and asks her,

"What'd you do, suck off a smurf?"

I nearly cried. :XD

:lmfao

Oh. My. Geese.

paul rudd.:

Sandy Claws.:

Me and my friend asking our maths teacher what the plural of clitoris is. :lmfao
He got so awkward :lmfao

Oh yeah, turns out it's 'clitoride.'

:lmfao :lmfao :lmfao :lmfao :lmfao

Yeah :XD My maths class only had about 7 or so people in it, so I like, stood up and annouced CLITORIDE! after googling it :XD

In my magnet school, one of our friends was saying how he would be leaving after the second quarter and we were all like, ":cheese:!"
Jokingly, my other friend said, "We'll tape you to Mr. S's back, if we have to," at the very moment Mr. S, my very strict acting teacher, walked past.
He just had this look on his face like :shifty
My friend was so embarrassed. :lmfao