I was in English class and my teacher was giving examples of genre and she decided to use Romance as the example one. Here's what happened:
Mrs Edwards: Romance is usually between a man and a woman, there is usually tragedy involved in it, it's usually uses lovey-dovey language.
Class: *stares*
Mrs Edwards: Has anyone here read romance fiction?
Class: *continues to stare*
Mrs E: Come on, someone has to of read it.
Class: *still staring*
Me: *raises hand slowly*
Mrs E: There we go! It followed those basic points didn't it?
Me: Yeah, mostly, except it was, uh,
Mrs E: What?
Me: It was, uh, gay.
Class: *Starts staring at me*
Mrs E: Um, okay, I'm, uh.
Class:
Mrs E: *laughs awkwardly*
Me: *hides face*
I was, of course, referring to the fan fiction I read on this site.
Then there was this time that Elisha was getting a piggy back from Fon and Fon had two cans of spray in hair dye, one in yellow and one in red, in her back pockets. Hayley attacked Fon and Elisha, dragged 'Lisha off of Fon and ended up sending 'Lisha's foot flying into one of the cans making it fly out of Fon's pocket and it, uh, exploded slightly.
We all started freaking out and throwing it at each other which meant that our hands and clothes were getting stained, we ended up staining the grass in some places as well, we threw the can down the hill and it landed on the tarmac path down by the trees.
After the can finally stopped exploding, (if you have seen this happen it is the best thing in the world whilst being slightly terrifying, it looks like a smoke bomb), and we ran down to see it and picked it up. We had also managed to dye the tarmac, that was when we realised that it was red dye and it looked like we had killed someone.
We threw the can into a bin then we saw the head mistress and the depute walking on the path so we all stood closely together on the tarmac we managed to stain which was right by a tree, we stood there for something like five minutes for the teachers, I'm not sure what happened when they walked past but I think they were probably freaked out by these thirteen year olds all standing round a tree stained red.
It's kind of a "you had to be there" moment, but god was it funny.