Funny School Moments

My Health though Physical Education teacher was teaching the class about recreational activity, and he accidentally said "Masturbation is a recreational activity", and he started blushing really hard and you could TELL he didn't mean to say it - but I don't know what the hell he was trying to say :lmfao

And then we were going through Human Growth and Development, and he was preaching abstinence and all that jazz, and he asked the class "what are some activities that you can do with your boyfriend or girlfriend instead of having sex?" and some kid blurts out "Phone sex?!"

We have this "Buff Calander" that the firemen in our city do, to raise funds and everything, and someone in my medical skills class showed it to the teacher, who's rather jolly looking and portly, and the teacher actually brought in twelve pictures of himself and cut out his head on every picture and put his heads over all the firemen's bodies :lmfao it was so weird.

At one point during last term, my iPod earphones had broken, so I was using these kinda crappy five-dollar speakers instead.

It was after recess, and I walked into class with my iPod still playing through the speakers. My teacher walks out, looks at me funny, then sits down. Class comes in, settles down, blah blah blah, and he gets up, all composed. Then, he starts fucking singing All My Friends Are Dead; the song I'd had on.

I have never seen such a terrible recreation of a Turbonegro song in my life. :cheese:

Well, I have one that I think I won't ever forget. It happened last year.

I was being me, as always was walking with my friends. Then, we walked passed a school bulletin board. I was hyper by that time so I walked backward while laughing like crazy. Then, I suddenly, hit a pole. After that, I just laughed and I kind off tripped over and I accidentally hit a junior who stood not too far away from me. Then, I went to the bathroom to see another friend of mine was waiting outside. So, while another friend got into the bathroom, I told the one who's outside about the incident and I showed her the demo how I hit the wall. But, as I turned around, I accidentally hit a guy and he kind off like embraced me so I wouldn't fall. And his girlfriend was just a few feet away.

*Stupid double post*

Okay so my friend Helen, to be funny, had a little cut out of Pete Wentz's head that she carried around. So one day in science she was sitting next to me when we learned about the reproductive systems. She had the head of Pete Wentz on the paper and was raising her hand to ask the teacher a question.

She's just like "Ms. B! Ms. B!" So my teacher walks over looks down on her paper and goes "Yes, he has one of those."

She had put Pete's head over the guy parts. :XD Helen looked down and turned bright red and me, Emily and Sam just burst out laughing. Ah...that was fun. :XD

Pesticide.:

At one point during last term, my iPod earphones had broken, so I was using these kinda crappy five-dollar speakers instead.

It was after recess, and I walked into class with my iPod still playing through the speakers. My teacher walks out, looks at me funny, then sits down. Class comes in, settles down, blah blah blah, and he gets up, all composed. Then, he starts fucking singing All My Friends Are Dead; the song I'd had on.

I have never seen such a terrible recreation of a Turbonegro song in my life. :cheese:

omgno:

Me and my friends were talking about something and I shouted "BOOBS!" really loud and my Business Studies teacher walked past.
We all think he's gay though, so it's all good. :cute:

Our last Science before Christmas was awesome, our teacher made the girls and boys spilt off and make up quiz questions for each other.

However, a few weeks before Bradshaw was talking about six packs, and Miss Zambo - our Austrian teacher says, "I have a six pack, y'know."

So, when it came round to asking the questions, Bradshaw reads off a piece of card, "Is Miss Zambo in possession of a six pack?" just as our Headmistress walks in. She heard, and Miss Zambo was all, "No, no, no! I don't - that was a joke!" while Bradshaw and me were telling our Head that it wasn't a joke - and we both heard it loud and clear.

And then later on the boys asked us to name five Chuck Norris facts, and none of the girls even knew who Chuck Norris was - so I had to do it. That was until I got round to the 3rd fact that I had a mental block - apart from one fact. So, in the end - in front of our teacher I had to say, 'Chuck Norris walked down the road with an erection, there were no survivors.'

Our whole class couldn't stop talking about it afterwards. :XD

I have two:

We were in science watching a demonstation, when our super retarded teacher accidently said "And if i put a spliff in it it should relight it" now we all call splints spliffs.

Then the other weeks in maths me mate and me teacher were having a joke. She goes "Mr Gilmore is so sexy, I just find his baldness so appealing" so me teacher sends it in an email to him and his wife. Ooh, Mrs Gilmore gave hjer a right look, it was HILARIOUS!

:L

My friend Dalton does this really weird face. :lmfao

I probably shouldn't post the video ,but I can't resist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW-FNkYlglU

:file:

A conversation between a teacher of mine and myself.
"Lacey what is that?"
"A shoebox."
"I know its a shoebox!"
"Then why'd you ask?"
"What's it for?"
"School. You know, the place we're at now."
"How can a shoebox be for school?"
"Its for my fourth period."
"Which is?"
"A class."
"I know but whose the teacher?"
"Why do you need to know?"
"Because I do."
"Oh, its for drama."
"Huh?"
"Yeah, I don't know, I just brought it."
"So, its not for school?"
"Nope."

Our English teacher [a six foot, 30-something year old, quiet teacher] was trying to show us he knew what we meant when we were talking amongst ourselves. So he used 'emo' as an example.. :tehe:
He got up and stood right in the middle of the class, saying how he went home, tied himself up in chains, listened to Marilyn Manson and wrote poetry. Oh, and at the weekends he wears eyeliner and cries to himself. He got so wound up about it, by the end of the lesson, he was screaming the lyrics to 'Rockstar' by Nickleback and jumping up and down. :XD
When the bell rang, nobody knew what to do. We were terrified.
Best lesson ever.

^
:lmfao

I love English me
:')

Mrs Drennan: ....Courtney Love
Rest of Class Who?
Sophie: Do you mean Courtney Cox or something? :shifty
Mrs Drennan :cheese: DO NONE OF YOU KNOW WHO COURTNEY LOVE IS?!
Me: I do :shifty
Mrs Drennan: THANK YOU! A* Miss Jones A*!

:XD

_______

Mrs Drennan Oh Crap
Keith Whats up miss?
Mrs Drennan I've lost my phone, Let me go to the office and phone it, the ringtone is the Jam's Town Called Malice
All of the class bar me WTF?
Me That Is an awesome song that Miss 8)
Mrs Drennan I honestly Don't know how I'd cope without you :|

-She walks out-

-phone rings-
Maria: I see it! It's by the computer
-runs over-
-answers Phone-

Hi Miss :tehe: Yeah, We've found your phone

My English Class is rather Legendary tbh
:tehe:

F'n'stein.:

Our English teacher [a six foot, 30-something year old, quiet teacher] was trying to show us he knew what we meant when we were talking amongst ourselves. So he used 'emo' as an example.. :tehe:
He got up and stood right in the middle of the class, saying how he went home, tied himself up in chains, listened to Marilyn Manson and wrote poetry. Oh, and at the weekends he wears eyeliner and cries to himself. He got so wound up about it, by the end of the lesson, he was screaming the lyrics to 'Rockstar' by Nickleback and jumping up and down. :XD
When the bell rang, nobody knew what to do. We were terrified.
Best lesson ever.

:lmfao :lmfao :lmfao :lmfao

I like when my english teacher tells the nerds to shut up. It makes me laugh

All the girls had been having their jabs, and they were all getting time off of english because they were all in tears. I wasn't, there were a few other girls going back to english aswell. Whilst we were having our jabs, the boys were playing pictionary, when I came back into the room, my best friend Chadd (who is gay, its part of the story) was drawing a picture as I came in, but no one could guess what it was, when I came in he asked me 'Daisy, come on, what is it?' and I said 'The Venus' and I was right!

Hurricane Haley.:

Pesticide.:

At one point during last term, my iPod earphones had broken, so I was using these kinda crappy five-dollar speakers instead.

It was after recess, and I walked into class with my iPod still playing through the speakers. My teacher walks out, looks at me funny, then sits down. Class comes in, settles down, blah blah blah, and he gets up, all composed. Then, he starts fucking singing All My Friends Are Dead; the song I'd had on.

I have never seen such a terrible recreation of a Turbonegro song in my life. :cheese:

omgno:

When my grade six teacher said breasts instead of best.

MAN WAS THAT AWKWARD AND LULZY AT THE SAME TIME. omgno:

When our specialist teacher imitated a typical teenage girl:

"Ah, like, so, it was like, so totally cool. Yeah, and he was like what? Then I was like yeah. Yeah, it was like.. so cool."

:lmfao I'm pretty sure we don't sound like that but it's funny none the less. :tehe:

Ahaha today it got around that Jacob was caught wanking by his mum, then she grounded him! That was funny in it's self but when Jacob said in Bio "You like Mr Collins?" I said back "Get caught wanking by your mum?" and he got so embarrassed xD

On the first day of year 10, I was stood with Alex and Leah [like, bff yh] in this pathway bit we hang out in, and at the end you go into the corridor that leads to the Head of Year offices, and I was facing them with my back to the door and doing these thrusts [I'm incredibly proud of my thrusts, k? :file:], when they sort of stopped laughing and started fixing their uniforms.
Being the idiot I am, I just kept doing it because I could see they were trying to keep straight faces. Then I decided to turn around, and when I did my Head of Year was stood about half a foot away from me. She's a lot shorter than me, and I was really surprised, so I ended up screaming really loud, right in her face.
Apparently she looked a bit like a startled owl. :tehe:

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In our last English lesson, our teacher put us into groups to make a Christmas theme park on these big sheets of sugar paper.
Mr Bridgett: And what's yours called?
Pete: Er.. super happy mega funtime Christmas land. :shifty.
Mr Bridgett: I see.. and what are some of the attractions?
Me: Well... there's Santas grotto. You have to be 18 and over to go in there. And if you look there, -points to picture of a cave and a weird drawing of a woman in a furry bikini- it has the 'Grotto Motto: What happens in the grotto, stays in the grotto!'. Then there's ..other stuff.
Mr Bridgett: Well, it looks more interesting than the others. If you don't want to show it now you can all show me it later. < Okay, so he didn't actually do that, but what he did do was a sort of watered down version of it.

Then at the end of the lesson, he was like 'I'll be keeping this one. -Puts giant piece of sugar paper in his briefcase-'.

Me, Ciara, Pete and Chris were sat there kind of stuck between :lmfao and omgno: