Funny School Moments

*In ISA[In school Assignment]*
Yana; Hey steroids!
Jacob(Steroids); I do not take steroids!
Me; Suuuurrrreee.
Yana; Yeah. *giggle* steroids.
*later on*
Jacob; Man, my arm hurts. *flexes showing veins and muscles* Mr. Wiggins, can I go get an ice pack?
Me; Heh heh. Because he takes steroids.
Yana; Bahahaha!
Mr Wiggins; Here, ster- I mean Jacob. Get your pass. *chuckles a bit*

*at lunch*
Yana; Mr. Roth, come here!
*Mr. Roth comes bouncing along*
Mr. Roth; Yes, Ayana?
Yana; *cringes at use of whole name* What's her name? *points at me*
Mr. Roth; Ahh...*strokes chin*...I know this one. She compliments on my ties all the time...
Me; *jaw drop* You don't know my name? WHAT KIND OF PRINCIPAL ARE YOU?!
Mr. Roth; *still trying to remember* Da- Daria?
Me; DANIELLE!
Yana; *laughing so hard she's at tears*

*In ISA*
Jacob; What are you in here for?
Me; Same reason as Yana*shakes head in sadness*
Jacob; What're you in her for, Yana?
Yana; Weell, Steroids, We are in here because we brought a sexual book to class.
Me; What're you in here for?
Jacob; Dress code violation....

*running in the hallway*
Yana; HURRY!
Me; I'm trying!
Random teacher; Stop running!
Yana; We're sorry, but we've got to get to class!
*bell rings*
Me; ...aw..damnitt.
Mr. Dickason; *laughing at us*

that's all I've got. xD

[In Avid]
Mr. Pederson: *Puts on vikings hat* I'm a viking!
Mr. Mutz: Pederson
Mr. Pederson: *turns around* Well hi.
Mr. Mutz: What are you teaching these kids?
Mr. Pederson: *Starts laughing* How to be a viking.
Mr. Mutz: Awakward Mr. Pederson. Very awkward.
Everyone: *Starts laughing*

[In English Doing Some Crossword Puzzle]
Me: Fuck!
Mr. Romero: Allie! What did you say?
Me: Fuck. F-U-C-K
Mr. Romero: Now you have detention. D-E-T-E-N-T-I-O-N.
Me: Damn it!

[In English]
Mr. Romero: Why would you want to be in a gang? They can’t even spell right!
Tyler: Cause they’re cool, and what do you mean they can’t spell?
Mr. Romero: They can’t even spell fuck. They spell it F-U-K or F-U-C.
Tyler: So? We get to kill people!

[In English]
Camarie: *raises hand*Mr. Romero!
Mr. Romero: What Camarie?
Camarie: What is moose plural?
Me: It’s meeses isn’t it?
Camarie: No it musses!
Samantha: No its mooses!
Me: I know, it meeoouses!
Mr. Romero: *throws pencil at me*

Me: *Shows Camarie a picture of Max Green*
Camarie: Dude! You're in love with a girl!
Me: Am not! That's a guy!
Camarie: He has long hair. Therefore he is a chick.
Me: Nuh uh! He's a very hot guy!
Mrs. Max: Who
Me: *Shows picture*
Mrs. Max: You've gone insane. *walks away*

[Running in the halls]
Camarie: Hurry!
Me: I'm coming!
Mr. Pederson: Stop running!
Me: We have to get to class!
[bell rings]
Me: Aw damn it.
Mr. Pederson: *laughs at us*
Me: I hate you too.

[In Avid]
Me: This is retarded! –starts to leave-
Rico: You’re not going anywhere!
Me: And why not?
Rico: Finish the problem!
Me: How can I finish it when my god damn tutor won’t help me!
Rico: Finish the problem you—
Me: Were you about to call me a bitch?!
Mr. Pederson: No swearing.
Rico: *laughs at me*
Me: *whispers* Fucker

On Tuesday, my english honors 1 class was reading "The Odyssey" and there was this part where someone say smutty slave and our teacher said slutty slave...
also in my geometry class my teacher was talking about drawing pyramids(they're kinda hard to draw) and said "When I start my periods..." (instead of pyramids) and the whole class started laughing....

these were both this week...we just got back from break
i guess people are still kinda braindead...

oh and then yesterday in my AVID class during tutorials, this chik was taking SO long writing a problem on the white board (we were outside and its super hard to write) and she looked like she was concentrating really hard and i just started cracking up! It had been so quiet but i ruined it and my tutor looked at me like i was crazy...
i eventually had to look away but after that, whenever i looked at her i started laughing and couldnt stop.
(after seeing Avid in the post before me, i remembered this...)

In PSE today, the teacher was going around, being rhetorical and all, and some one took it the wrong way.
"You. You're a woman, do you deserve the right to vote? You. You're a racist, do you deserve the right to vote? You. You're a paedophile, do you deserve the right to vote?"
"But I'm not a paedo."
"I'm just saying."
"But I'm not."
"You might grow up into one"
"But I won't"

:lmfao Or something like that.

In Assembly, this Music Teacher used to come on stage to say any Music notices. He was really shy to be surrounded by all of us (and we are al quite intimindating girls) so he would blink about ten times a second. His eyes just kept making these rapid movements and he would stutter when he spoke. Strangly he was okay when you talked to him normally, but he was just so shy...

Everyone thought my grade six English/Science teacher was gay. And one day he was yelling at my best friend, Randi. I don't remember why. But after cheerleading pratice, we were walking home. And she just stops and starts ranting about him. And she's like : Mr.Burns is SO gay!

And a few seconds later he walks around the corner and all he says is "ladies." The look on Randi's face was enough to die for, me and my other best friend, Michelle, couldn't stop laughing all the way home. :tehe:

Today a boys phone went off in English and he looked at our teacher and went "that's Will Smith letting me know..."

:lmfao

Awkward for him very amusing for us

In ICT...
Ben: Caitlin is a vagitarius. She eats vagetables.

Later in bio...
Ben: Sir, Caitlin is a vagitarius.
Mr Collins: A bagitarius?
Ben: No, a vagitarius. V-a-g
Mr Collins: :lmfao I wonder what they eat
Ben: Vagetables.

Later on...
Mr Collins: -going through powerpoint- :lmfao. Did the words "Pecker" and "tit" jump out at anyone else?

It was a graph about birds :lmfao "woodpecker" and "blue tit"

My art teacher was so awesome. We were having this little min-art show, and she really liked my friend Vince's drawing.

Ms. Thomas: Can I have it?
Vince: No.
Ms. Thomas: I'll pay you?
Vince: How much?
Ms. Thomas: Uh, erm. Twenty five cents?
Me: I wouldn't take it, Vince... you could get thirty off Mr. Haigh.

We were watching An Inconvenient Truth in homeroom, and half the class was asleep. So, to wake us up to get us out to lunch, my homeroom teacher turned the TV off and turned the volume up excruciatingly loud on his CD player, which just so happened to have Girls Just Wanna Have Fun in it at the time... his face was priceless.

Our business studies teacher sometimes has a problem with talking. We kinda spend the whole lesson laughing at the way he pronounces his words. Like he says penguin, PANGWAN. :XD
I don't think there's anything wrong with him, he's just weird. :shifty

^ :lmfao

For year 11 orientation for maths, we had this teacher, who would explain things, then every five seconds, nod, and go "is that clear?" :XD
Someone counted and he said it 50-something times during the one class.

Jon Walker.:

^ :lmfao

For year 11 orientation for maths, we had this teacher, who would explain things, then every five seconds, nod, and go "is that clear?" :XD
Someone counted and he said it 50-something times during the one class.

My English teacher did that! But it was "okay?"

:lmfao

Cullen.:

Jon Walker.:

^ :lmfao

For year 11 orientation for maths, we had this teacher, who would explain things, then every five seconds, nod, and go "is that clear?" :XD
Someone counted and he said it 50-something times during the one class.

My English teacher did that! But it was "okay?"

:lmfao

My year 11 maths teacher said 'ok' too much. I didn't think it was possible. Someone used one of those clicker counters and got over 100 in one lesson.
:lmfao

Making "sexual" faces at my History teacher and telling him I wanted to do his face...

Constantly getting sent out in Maths and screaming abuse at the teacher. :lmfao

Having a Chemistry teacher whisper the answers to my homework in detention.
And then the same teacher going into hysterics about the joke "Chemistry in stereo."

Spraying my History teacher with perfume.
He then complained that his wife would think he'd had an affair. xD

And tonnes more.

Do school trips abroad count?
'Cos going to Belgium and everyone getting insanely drunk and high every night was fun.
I managed to get completely wasted at about 6am the first day.
My friends refused to let me go around the ferry by myself and I fell on to the same History teacher that I told "I want to do your face" to.

I'll shut up now.

Lol earlier in Chemistry was funny.

Teacher: "I'm sick of all the whiney kids in here. You all need to grow up, with the exception of Dani"
Ben: Uh, miss, my name is Ben"

:lmfao he's so cocky and he's always bad in lessons, so that's why it was funny.

twiggy:

My year 11 maths teacher said 'ok' too much. I didn't think it was possible. Someone used one of those clicker counters and got over 100 in one lesson.

My friends decider to see how many times their AP us history teacher said ok they got up to 257 in one class.

My math teacher from last year started yelling at us 'cause we were getting out of hand. "YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!" He was saying we didn't listen, and we were irresponsible, and we were laughing our asses off the whole time. "What's so funny?!" :lmfao We walked out of that class laughing and everyone started saying, "YOU'RE DISGUSTING!" outside the classroom.

-In Orchestra-
Me: Mr. Howell! I have a heart! *Shows him silver heart charm my boyfriend gave me*
Mr. Howell: :shock: I don't have one.

IForgotThisChick'sName: Aww, I don't wanna take the test!
Mr. Howell: You have to whine better than that--Caleb! Show her how to whine.
Caleb: :|

Me: MR. HOWELL! WE LOVE YOU!
Mr. Howell: No you don't. :D
Me and Charlie: :lmfao

-In Science-

Mrs. Patten: *Starts playing the Christmas song, Santa Baby*
Javier: MRS. PATTEN! I LOVE THIS SONG! *Stands up and starts stripping*

Javier: Keith, you're so lucky.
Keith: I know.
Javier: I wish I could sit next to Sydney. She turns me on. *Turns to me* I want to put my hand up your shirt.
Me: :shock: :lmfao :roll: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Me: *Throws pencil at Javier for being an ass*
Javier: *Goes and gets pencil and sticks it down his pants*
Me: :lmfao :shock: :lmfao :lmfao :shock:

-In The Hall/At Lunch/Homeroom-
Me: *Pokes Sean's chest*
Sean: Bitch! *Hits me over the head with a jacket, and yes, the metallic parts hit me*
Me: OW! WHAT THE FUCK! *Makes movement to kick him, and purposely misses*
Sean: What the fuck!
Me: :evil: :evil: *Pokes his belly*
Sean: *Doubles over* *Tries not to laugh* *Twitches* *Walks away*

*Me and Charlie pass by a lunch table*
Random Dudes: *Shouts* Emos in love!
Me: *Slowly turns head then turns it back* :shock: :shock: 8)

*Patience starts lecturing me about how she heard I was fucking Charlie while I try to tell her I'm not*
*Brandon comes out of nowhere and comes up to us*
Patience: GO AWAY! PRIVATE CONVERSATION! GO AWAY! *Waves hands at him*
Brandon: *Runs like a little girl back to Cole*

Me: Whenever I look at Brandon, it makes me want to laugh.
Charlie: Maybe I should print out a picture of Brandon for you so you can look at it when you feel depressed.
Me: xD.

Me: Fucking...
Charlie: What?
Me: Sean...fucking...hit me...I'm going to kick his fucking ass!
Charlie: *Tries to tell me to calm down*
Me: Shut the fuck up! :D.
Charlie: I was just trying to help, God!
Both of Us: XD!!!

My biology teacher last year was so funny.

She just had everyone laughing all the time.
She would act like a monkey when demonstrating genetics and walking on two legs.
Man, I miss her.
:D

In French, in year eight, this amazingly chavvy innit wot bruv i iz not guna wot is it yeh innit wot nah mate yeh bruv innit style kid was harrasssing the teacher in his usual way of disrupting the class, talking in his odd little language, sometimes showing off his french skills by screaming "fatty gay!" when asked to explain to us all, en Francais, what he did last weekend... yeah, anyway... you get the point.

where was I?

Oh yeah, so she's like, "you have a detention"
And he suddenly sits up straight and in perfect Queen's English, stated "what is the meaning of this!?"

It's not even that funny. But it still makes me lulz, five years later... I walk around going "what is the meaning of this!?" and no one understands me, but I assure you: it was made of pure lulz.

... the funniest moment of my life wasn't even that funny :lmfao

Crash and Burn:

Jon Walker.:

^ :lmfao

For year 11 orientation for maths, we had this teacher, who would explain things, then every five seconds, nod, and go "is that clear?" :XD
Someone counted and he said it 50-something times during the one class.

My English teacher did that! But it was "okay?"

:lmfao

My Statistics does that a lot. He's like, "Okay, so let's move on with Inferential Statistic.. Okay. Here's an example.. Okay... Look at the board. Okay. Try to understand what I just wrote. Okay.."

It's annoying, but we love tallying. :tehe: