I'm gonna do this for two characters in one go.
BASIC ATTRIBUTESStory:
I Can't HangGiven Name: Brady Rafael Schwab
Nickname(s): I don't got no nicknames. At least, none that are told to my face.
Appearance: I'm pretty tall but I'm not the beefiest dude out there. I got dark hair I keep covering my forehead to cover the scar right at my hairline. I like to wear jeans a lot but I always tuck in my shirts, 'cause that's the neat thing to do, right? Also my eyebrows are gigantic and I don't help out the situation by growin' a little goatee. Oh well.
Race/ethnicity: Puerto Rican and Italian. I'm kind of a mutt.
Physical abilities/limitations: Well when I was on the baseball team in high school, I could run pretty fast. It really does help when tryin' to catch the folks who run away when they die, thinkin' they're not goin' to Heaven. I ain't real strong, but I do have a little bit of muscle. Also, since I got wings, I can fly - how cool is that?
FAMILYReligion: I was raised Catholic by my grandma, but after a while I stopped believin'.
Place of birth: Manhattan, New York. Just like Kyle, heh. I was born in 1959 and died in 1986.
Place and time of story: Manhattan, New York; 2010
Parents' profiles
- race/ethnicity: Both my parents were mutts - my momma was half Puerto Rican and half Italian and my dad was Italian, Puerto Rican, and even a lil' German.
- religion: Like the rest of all us loud folks, they were Catholic.
- habits: My parents liked to yell at each other in different languages, but they never yelled about the serious stuff. Just little things. And they worked
all the time. When they got home, I was already asleep. I didn't mind it when I was real little, but later on I did.
- quality of relationship with child(ren): We were kinda distant. I wish I would'a known what happened if they kept on living and raising me right. I also kinda wish I could find 'em up in Heaven, but I haven't got no word yet from the records office.
- living/deceased: They're both dead. Gunned down in an alley when I was 11. I keep tryin' to look for 'em up in Heaven, but I've yet to find their name anywhere. They can't have gone to Hell...
BRIEF LIFE STORY- What was their life like before the story began? You want me to start at the roots? Er...well, I'll start just a little bit before. I was kinda bored with my afterlife already. I'd spent over 20 years doin' nothin' but bring folks into Heaven and start their journeys as angels, but I didn't have no friends or family up there. It was always that kinda stuff. I didn't even get paid for it. I just did it to feel like I was doin' something worthwhile for everyone.
- What was growing up like for them? Growin' up was pretty decent until my parents were killed and I was sent off to my grandma, who lived right in the crappy ghetto of Manhattan. I liked to read about stars and planets and stuff. I did that a lot. But I wasn't smart enough to do no fancy advanced classes in high school or junior high, so I was stuck with some of the worst delinquents ever. I hated school. The idea of havin' friends was laughable.
- Did they have a good or bad childhood? When I kept to myself, it was good. I was regrettin' that in Heaven, though. So many nice people, and I didn't have the littlest idea how to talk to any of 'em.
- What struggles have that had, or hardships they have overcome? I made a friend in 2010 and his name was Kyle. He sticks salt in my wounds sometimes, but he's a great kid and I love him like a brother. The struggle in that was actually making a friend. The other struggle was gettin' through the destruction we'd caused by staking out in New York after gettin' kicked outta Heaven...
- Has their life worked out like they expected? Ya know, I can't say it has. Actually, it's been the opposite. When I expect somethin' to go well, it doesn't. When I'm expecting life to suck, it doesn't.
- Has their life been difficult or easy until now? Pretty balanced. It sucked, but after meetin' Kyle and James and realizing what actual friends were, it totally skyrocketed.
- Were they forced into their current path, or are they here by choice? Well, I was the one who chose to take Kyle into Heaven, so I guess it was my choice. It kinda fell into place on its own after that. Meeting him made a whole new path in my life.
- Do they have regrets? Every day. Especially when Kyle's ticked at me. I never felt as many regrets as when he yelled at me that one time for forcing inspiration in the hotel.
- What special circumstances have made them into who they are today? Dying changed my life. Pardon the pun. It introduced me to a limitless world that let me take all the risks I wanna, and yet I still ain't doing anything hardly. I don't care.
PSYCHOLOGYOuter Goal (physical): I wanna make people happy, especially when they make me happy.
Inner Goal (psychological/emotional): I wanna get rid of that lonely feeling I got all the time.
Defining characteristic: I'm really stupid and I don't realize when I'm bein' too much for people. I don't know when to not care and butt out.
Hopes/desires: I hope someday I can understand people.
Fears/phobias: I'm scared Kyle and James are gonna leave me one day after realizin' I'm an idiot and I won't have any friends for the rest of eternity.
Dirty Secrets: I don't got no secrets.
[He grins.] None that you'd wanna hear.
Introvert or extrovert?: I think I'm more extroverted.
More thinking or feeling?: I tend to go for my feelings more.
What do you see is the biggest contradiction(s) your character lives out?: I hate bein' lonely, but I push people away 'cause I'm straight-up dumb.
Tends to be self centered? Selfish? Selfless?: A little too selfless for my own good.
Favorite and hated foods/drinks: I love ramen, but that's prob'ly 'cause I hardly had to eat any in the hotel - that was all Kyle eatin' that, since he was just gettin' used to being an angel. I don't gotta eat. But I love junk food. I hate spinach. Yuck.
Education or important learning experiences: Like I said, meetin' Kyle was the biggest learning experience of my life so far. If it weren't for him, I'd have never felt true danger, true pressure - and I'd have never met James, this other cute kid - er, I guess he ain't a kid, since he's 19, but still. Big ol' change.
Most hated activities: Doin’ anything by myself. Or havin’ to do something I ain’t good at.
Most enjoyed activities: Anything where I get to talk to nice people. That’s why I like takin’ folks up to Heaven.
Deepest secret or wildest fantasy: I don’t know if I can really tell you that here, but I can tell ya that my deepest secret is that I got a crush on someone.
Sense (or lack!) of humor: what makes your character laugh? I’m a sucker for a good pun. Plus when someone acts outta character but not against their will, you know what I’m saying?
Who is your character's hero, or who do they admire or emulate? I got a lot of heroes, but James and Kyle in particular, even if they’re both younger than me.
PHILOSOPHY & MORALITYAttitudes toward:
- self I never completely liked myself like I probably should. I got a lot to work on.
- others Depends who we’re talking about. If they’re nice to me, I like ‘em, but if they wanna be butts, they can drop off humanity for all I care.
- friendship I’d only experienced a true friendship kinda recently, but man, is it amazing. It’s the kinda thing I wish I’d’a had as a kid.
- sex Never had it. It’s probably awesome, though.
- love It’s a beautiful feelin’, man. I love bein’ in love.
- family I wish I could’a known my family more. Family relationships are great and it kinda hurts, seein’ a real nice family get broken up somehow. Though I’d like to say I kinda got a family relationship with Jimmy and Kyle.
- marriage I’d like to get married someday to someone in particular. I just think it’s awesome to pledge your life to someone like that. True love and stuff.
- country I like America, but sometimes I get that feelin’ where I wanna visit my roots and heritage.
- the world It could be a better place, especially when I was livin’ in it. Not all of humanity is bad.
- religion I quit believin’ when I got outta high school and was stuck drivin’ taxis for a decade, and I kinda thought it was just this inherent evil. When I got that second chance, though, it was somethin’. Made me think it wasn’t so bad after all.
Political philosophy:- conservative/traditional/ liberal/radical: I don’t like no politics. All it ever does is make arguments and ruin crap between folks who are friends. Sometimes I like talkin’ about it with Kyle, though. He’s real smart about it and he’s brought up some points that’ve changed how I think. And he doesn’t yell or get all angry like those guys on TV do.
- politically active/apathetic: Man, I couldn’t care less!
Superstitions?: I ain’t superstitious, but I hesitate when I see a black cat. Prob’ly ‘cause one scratched me up on the way home from school as a kid.
Catchphrase that defines their worldview?: Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.
LIFE & LIFESTYLEClosest friend(s): Kyle and St. James, definitely.
Job/career/occupation: As a human, I was a cab driver. Now I volunteer as a retriever who takes up lost souls into Heaven.
- Attitude towards job: I like my job now, but before it was just a time killer. Now that I got actual friends to spend time with, I don’t do it as often, and I don’t mind that.
Noted accomplishments: I think I held a couple records back in the day for monthly retrievals. James always had more than me, though.
- Famous/infamous? I don’t think I’m really either. Not a lot of people know me personally but they’ve prob’ly heard my name.
Clubs/organizations belonged to: Never been in a club. Not as a human, either.
Favorite music or group/favorite TV shows or films: I grew up listenin’ to Van Halen and Three Dog Night, and I still got a bunch of their records I break out from time to time. I watch a lotta TV, but I don’t really like a lot of the stuff they show. Like MTV. What happened there, man?
Hobbies: I gotta admit, I still like lookin’ at stars. I wanted to be an astronaut as a kid. And there’s still that kinda intrinsic affinity that I got for outer space. Heaven gives me such a crystal clear view at night, too.
HOW WOULD YOUR CHARACTER REACT TO...- Inheriting $1 million: I’d prob’ly blow it all on donuts or spend a day with my friends.
- The death of a loved one: I had that happen too many times. It hurts, but ya get over it.
- A natural disaster: hurricane/earthquake, etc.: I’d try to rescue as many people as I could. I’d prob’ly be assigned to retrieve a lot of people and I’d do it sadly.
- Being fired: Can’t be fired from a volunteer job, heh. Now, as a human gettin’ fired from bein’ a cabbie, that would suck.
- Meeting an old friend or enemy not seen for years: I’d probably treat ‘em the same, friend or foe. Be all, “How’s life?” and stuff.
- Having or raising children: Man oh man, I’d love to have a kid of my own someday. Sometimes I feel like Kyle’s my son, though. Well, a son/brother mix. I dunno.
- Being raped/mugged/violated in some way: I could put up a fight, I think.
- An unexpected kindness or compliment: I don’t get those real often, so I get kinda flustered when they do happen, especially when they’re from Jimmy.
- A serious illness such as AIDS or cancer: …I’m already dead.
- A flat tire on the expressway: I’d flag down someone to help me. I don’t know that kinda stuff. Never had it occur on the job down on Earth.
- An interracial relationship: Whatever makes you happy.
- Five minutes on local or national TV: Yeah, look where that put me!
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Story:
I Can't HangGiven Name: James Lucas Duquesne
Nickname(s): St. James, Jim, Jimmy, Kid
Appearance: I’m 19, but frankly I feel like I look like I’m still 12. I haven’t grown out of my baby face, which is round and slightly chubby. I’m only 5’5. I try to dress well to convey the fact that I’m not a kid anymore, but I don’t know how well that works.
Race/ethnicity: I’m white. My family is mostly French in descent.
Physical abilities/limitations: I can fly, but my wings are old and I need to get them replaced. They shed a lot, too. But I’m an experienced flyer, if not a little weak.
FAMILYReligion: I was born and raised Catholic all my life.
Place of birth: I was born in Chicago, Illinois in 1939.
Place and time of story: Manhattan, New York in 2010.
Parents' profiles
- race/ethnicity: Both of my parents were white, but nationality wise, we have a large French background. Both sets of my grandparents were full-blood and my parents used to speak it all the time. I even know a little bit.
- religion: We were Catholic.
- habits: We were a really average family as far as conventions went. My dad would work all day and I’d go to school and get good grades, and my mom would stay home taking care of my little sister, Isabella.
- quality of relationship with child(ren): My parents knew how to raise me and my sister right. We hardly ever did anything wrong, but when we did, we knew it and so did they – and we knew to never do it again.
- living/deceased: My parents are probably deceased. I don’t know, I haven’t heard anything about them coming into Heaven, but the records are terribly slow and it takes forever for one notification to get through. I know Isabella’s still out there. I used to visit her a lot when she was growing up as a teen.
BRIEF LIFE STORY- What was their life like before the story began? My life was great and my afterlife was boring. I just liked to do the right thing and everybody thought I was a saint for it. Which, I suppose, is why I was nicknamed “St. James.”
- What was growing up like for them? Every day I’d go to school happy and come back a little less happy, but I liked my childhood. I didn’t talk to a lot of other kids much, but they didn’t mind.
- Did they have a good or bad childhood? I had a great childhood. I get nostalgic sometimes, even. Even though World War II, as they call it, was going on through my first six years of age and I had relatives off fighting in it, it was an interesting way to start my life.
- What struggles have that had, or hardships they have overcome? My worst hardship has been dying and having to adjust to living alone. I was about to go to university when I died, when my weak immune system got the worst of me. The main struggle there was realizing that what I thought my life would be would no longer be.
- Has their life worked out like they expected? Not lately. But I suppose it’s better that way. I didn’t like surprises when I was living. But I’ve met two folks who have let me realize that life is better off with nice surprises.
- Has their life been difficult or easy until now? Overall, a bit of both. I’ve been the reason for my own difficulties, though – mostly shyness or trusting in people. I’ve yet to be wrong in trusting certain people, though.
- Were they forced into their current path, or are they here by choice? Well, I chose to go to Antarctica to help up those penguins, but I certainly never chose to meet Brady and Kyle. It’s been a blast and I don’t regret letting them into my life, though.
- Do they have regrets? I regret letting those two out of the hotel when we were supposed to be hiding from the cameras. But in a way, it brought us closer. I’m not sure how, but it did.
- What special circumstances have made them into who they are today? Dying has made me an angel, so there’s that.
PSYCHOLOGYOuter Goal (physical): I like my age, but I hope to someday mature at least a little bit, or get a little taller. It drives me nuts when Brady calls me cute.
Inner Goal (psychological/emotional): Someday I’d like to be an extrovert, to be able to talk to everyone freely.
Defining characteristic: I’ve been told I stutter a lot, but I make good points when I do speak clearly.
Hopes/desires: Someday I hope to be one of the most acclaimed saints in all of Heaven. After I become a true saint, I mean.
Fears/phobias: I’m scared that someday everybody I know will disappear.
Dirty Secrets: I don’t keep what you call dirty secrets, but I do have a secret. It involves my best friend.
[He crosses his legs and covers a smile with his hand.] I have a little bit of a crush on someone.
Introvert or extrovert?: Introvert, definitely.
More thinking or feeling?: I try to think more often, but sometimes my feelings shine through.
What do you see is the biggest contradiction(s) your character lives out?: I like people. I’m just afraid to talk to them, is all.
Tends to be self centered? Selfish? Selfless?: I try to be as selfless as I can. But at the same time I always think of myself, which I try not to do.
Favorite and hated foods/drinks: Nothing beats a good plate of spaghetti. Nothing’s worse than ramen.
Education or important learning experiences: I went through elementary, junior and high school, and even as an angel I’m learning things about myself and humanity in general.
Most hated activities: I hate playing sports, but I love watching them.
Most enjoyed activities: I like taking care of animals. I’d rescued just as many animals as humans into the kingdom of Heaven.
Deepest secret or wildest fantasy: Oh, I won’t tell you that.
Sense (or lack!) of humor: what makes your character laugh? I hate to admit it, but I like a good filthy joke every now and then. I love it when things are so hilariously wrong that you just have to laugh about it.
Who is your character's hero, or who do they admire or emulate? Personally, Brady is my hero. I wish I had half the bravery he’s had throughout this ordeal.
PHILOSOPHY & MORALITYAttitudes toward:
- self I’m not quite sure how I feel about myself. I dislike my shyness, but I guess I can’t change it much.
- others It depends on the person. Generally, I like people.
- friendship I don’t make friends easily, but when I do, I try not to lose them.
- sex I’ve never experienced it, but…uh…
- love Hm…it’s nice. I like it.
- family Family is important, but bloodlines aren’t the only kind of family.
- marriage I wish I could get married someday to a nice fellow.
- country I don’t normally pay attention to my country on a global scale, but I think we did pretty well in the war.
- the world Honestly, I think it’s getting worse. But what can you do?
- religion It gives hope to people who are hopeless and have nothing to turn to. I don’t see any evil in that.
Political philosophy:- conservative/traditional/ liberal/radical: I don’t like politics. I try to keep as neutral as possible because I see all sides.
- politically active/apathetic: Apathetic to the max.
Superstitions?: I’m not superstitious. I had a black cat when I was little that would sleep with me every night.
Catchphrase that defines their worldview?: Get busy living or get busy dying.
LIFE & LIFESTYLEClosest friend(s): Brady and Kyle. I sound like a broken record, don’t I?
Job/career/occupation: I didn’t have a job when I was alive, but as an angel, I volunteer as a retriever.
- Attitude towards job: I love my job, but I’d love it even more if I got to rescue more animals. Everybody wants the animals.
Noted accomplishments: I’ve held several records over the years for the number of angels I’ve rescued.
- Famous/infamous? I like to think I’m famous, but I can’t be sure.
Clubs/organizations belonged to: None.
Favorite music or group/favorite TV shows or films: I listened to a lot of Motown as a child. Smokey Robinson was my favorite, and I wanted to be just like Elvis. I never watched TV and I don’t watch it now, either.
Hobbies: I like to read. It used to be just something that killed time, but when I get a good book, I can’t put it down for hours.
HOW WOULD YOUR CHARACTER REACT TO...- Inheriting $1 million: What would I do with it? I’d give it to charity.
- The death of a loved one: As long as they came to Heaven, I’d rejoice.
- A natural disaster: hurricane/earthquake, etc.: It’d be sad, especially having to rescue the dead into the sky, but I’d help.
- Being fired: I was almost fired from being an angel and it was the scariest moment of my life.
- Meeting an old friend or enemy not seen for years: I’d be the same awkward loser waving to them and stumbling over words.
- Having or raising children: I want children someday. I want to raise them the way my parents raised me, open-minded yet stern.
- Being raped/mugged/violated in some way: I can’t say I wouldn’t cry. In fact, I’d be shattered.
- An unexpected kindness or compliment: Every time Brady calls me a good kid, I can’t form a coherent sentence. I just mumble and blush…
- A serious illness such as AIDS or cancer: I’m already dead, so…
- A flat tire on the expressway: Oh well. Might as well push it as far as it can go to a gas station.
- An interracial relationship: It’s weird to me, being raised in the era I was, but I don’t bat an eyelash. It is what it is.
- Five minutes on local or national TV: I don’t want to relive that. Please.