(All of these folks are from Generation Why Bother.)
1. Chance Chauncey
2. Mick Magellan
3. Riley Johnston
4. Tegan Thompson
5. Anthony Alvarez
6. Chuck Botts
7. Oshie Olayos
8. Joshua Olayos
9. Andy Allen
10. Shira
4 invites 3 to a dinner at their house. What happens?
Tegan inviting Riley to her house for dinner would be really...odd, to put it lightly. Riley doesn't know her that well, and he's awkward around members of the opposite sex - which is hard to articulate, since he's already incredibly bad with other dudes. Tegan doesn't really cook, either, so she'd probably just order take-out for them. Riley would note that, rudely.
9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
Andy would be the type of person to make Anthony tag along on one of his adventures, but a strip club wouldn't really seem like the kind of place he'd want to go to. Andy's not really a sexual person. If he were drunk, though, that's a different story...and Anthony would pretend to disagree, but he'd give in.
You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Who do you choose, 1 or 6?
Chance or Chuck? Hm...both are friendly, but neither are really "social." Chance would be playing his guitar all night while Chuck would be too shy to make conversation. Ugh, but then again, Chance lives with the rest of Put'emup, Put'emup, and that would be pretty cool to chill at their apartment. Either would be cool, but I'd lean towards Chance.
2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in. What is their reaction?
Mick...and Oshie...making out. First of all, that's illegal. Shira doesn't know that, though, what with her being unfamiliar with human laws and societal stigmas, so if she walked in on them, she wouldn't think anything of it, and she'd continue on her way. She'd find it odd, as she thought Oshie simply looked up to Mick in a brotherly sort of way, but she wouldn't judge them too harshly.
3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
You know, with all of the failed stories I've tried to create with Riley and Chuck in them, it's always been sort of ambiguous how Riley feels towards Chuck. He's got defense mechanisms up the wazoo, so I never even knew. Those dudes have been through a lot together, so it wouldn't be too far-out to consider Riley actually having a little crush on Chuck. As for Joshua being jealous? I'm not sure if Joshua even knows who they are, so I doubt he'd mind.
4 jumps you in a dark alley. Who comes to your rescue: 10, 2, or 7?
Tegan isn't the type to really be mean to anybody unless they gave her a darn good reason. (I'll just imagine that I killed her mom in the story she's in.) It would be either Shira, Mick, or Oshie who would come to my rescue, and any of them would be the kind of people to jump in and do that. Shira would do it out of pure heroic instinct, being a born fighter, Mick would do it out of kindness, and Oshie would do it just to be a good person. Of all of them, though, Shira would be quickest, and with the most success.
1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what's happening?
He wouldn't talk much to the camera, and when he would talk, he'd mumble. He's not the cook of the band - that's Mick's job, mostly - and thus he'd stick with something simple, like cookies or cupcakes. He'd smile a lot, though. 15 minutes in, he'd be awkwardly standing around and waiting for the food to cook while it's in the oven, aimlessly staring around the set.
3 has to marry either 4, 8, or 9. Who do they choose?
Riley has to marry Tegan, Josh, or Andy. Tegan would immediately say no, not out of spite, but out of the fact that she doesn't like boys. Josh...is way too old for him. So all that would be left would be Andy; though it would be still illegal and creepy as hell, combined with the arguing that would be bound to happen, it would die of natural causes.
7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Oshie kidnapping Mick, that's a laugh. From Anthony, he'd probably demand something small if these three were forced into this circumstance. Maybe a guitar pick or something. Mick wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. He'd laugh the whole time.
Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
If everybody ganged up on Riley, Riley would channel all of his pent-up daddy issues and angst, and let his fists fly. Plus he'd shoot them into the air with the powers he's gonna get. So yeah, I'd say he has a chance.
Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Shira and Mick getting married would be like a girl's girlfriend marrying the girl's brother. Joshua wouldn't really think much about not getting invited; he's not a real tight part of the guardian circle, so he'd understand.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because Chuck is afraid of everybody. But for real, there's nothing scary about Oshie. He's just tall, is all. He's got a heart of gold, and even though Chuck would be too fearful to discover that, it's still there.
1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Chance would arrive late for Mick and Shira's wedding because he slept late. This presents a problem, seeing as how Chance would most definitely be Mick's best man.
5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Andy and Anthony would be the most annoyingly argumentative drunks in the history of the world. I'd end up locking myself in my room in order to drown them out after they passed their buzz-happy stage of drunk. They'd probably end up in a physical fight and then pass out on each other.
9 murder's 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Andy wouldn't murder Mick's best friend, who happens to be Chance. Why take out your own guitarist? The only way it could happen would be if it were an accident. Mick isn't a revenge-oriented guy and he likes to avoid confrontation. Andy would instead live in guilt for the rest of his life, giving his own revenge to himself.
6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?
With Chuck and Chance in mortal danger, Chuck would be too scared of the consequences if he chose himself, and he feels like Chance is more important. Thus, he lets Chance run, but Chance cries the whole time and lets himself wallow around in guilt for the rest of his days.
8 and 3 go camping. They forgot to bring food. What do they do?
Don't ask me how or why Joshua and Riley decide to go camping together, but if they didn't have any food, Riley would just say, "Fuck it," and go to a local fast food joint.
5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?
That would be a hell of a heart-wrenching scene to imagine. Anthony all bloodied and bruised with an oxygen mask in a hospital bed, Andy sitting next to him biting back tears and failing...Andy would be hesitant to hold his hand, but he'd give in and hold it tight.
1. Chance Chauncey
2. Mick Magellan
3. Riley Johnston
4. Tegan Thompson
5. Anthony Alvarez
6. Chuck Botts
7. Oshie Olayos
8. Joshua Olayos
9. Andy Allen
10. Shira
4 invites 3 to a dinner at their house. What happens?
Tegan inviting Riley to her house for dinner would be really...odd, to put it lightly. Riley doesn't know her that well, and he's awkward around members of the opposite sex - which is hard to articulate, since he's already incredibly bad with other dudes. Tegan doesn't really cook, either, so she'd probably just order take-out for them. Riley would note that, rudely.
9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
Andy would be the type of person to make Anthony tag along on one of his adventures, but a strip club wouldn't really seem like the kind of place he'd want to go to. Andy's not really a sexual person. If he were drunk, though, that's a different story...and Anthony would pretend to disagree, but he'd give in.
You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Who do you choose, 1 or 6?
Chance or Chuck? Hm...both are friendly, but neither are really "social." Chance would be playing his guitar all night while Chuck would be too shy to make conversation. Ugh, but then again, Chance lives with the rest of Put'emup, Put'emup, and that would be pretty cool to chill at their apartment. Either would be cool, but I'd lean towards Chance.
2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in. What is their reaction?
Mick...and Oshie...making out. First of all, that's illegal. Shira doesn't know that, though, what with her being unfamiliar with human laws and societal stigmas, so if she walked in on them, she wouldn't think anything of it, and she'd continue on her way. She'd find it odd, as she thought Oshie simply looked up to Mick in a brotherly sort of way, but she wouldn't judge them too harshly.
3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
You know, with all of the failed stories I've tried to create with Riley and Chuck in them, it's always been sort of ambiguous how Riley feels towards Chuck. He's got defense mechanisms up the wazoo, so I never even knew. Those dudes have been through a lot together, so it wouldn't be too far-out to consider Riley actually having a little crush on Chuck. As for Joshua being jealous? I'm not sure if Joshua even knows who they are, so I doubt he'd mind.
4 jumps you in a dark alley. Who comes to your rescue: 10, 2, or 7?
Tegan isn't the type to really be mean to anybody unless they gave her a darn good reason. (I'll just imagine that I killed her mom in the story she's in.) It would be either Shira, Mick, or Oshie who would come to my rescue, and any of them would be the kind of people to jump in and do that. Shira would do it out of pure heroic instinct, being a born fighter, Mick would do it out of kindness, and Oshie would do it just to be a good person. Of all of them, though, Shira would be quickest, and with the most success.
1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what's happening?
He wouldn't talk much to the camera, and when he would talk, he'd mumble. He's not the cook of the band - that's Mick's job, mostly - and thus he'd stick with something simple, like cookies or cupcakes. He'd smile a lot, though. 15 minutes in, he'd be awkwardly standing around and waiting for the food to cook while it's in the oven, aimlessly staring around the set.
3 has to marry either 4, 8, or 9. Who do they choose?
Riley has to marry Tegan, Josh, or Andy. Tegan would immediately say no, not out of spite, but out of the fact that she doesn't like boys. Josh...is way too old for him. So all that would be left would be Andy; though it would be still illegal and creepy as hell, combined with the arguing that would be bound to happen, it would die of natural causes.
7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Oshie kidnapping Mick, that's a laugh. From Anthony, he'd probably demand something small if these three were forced into this circumstance. Maybe a guitar pick or something. Mick wouldn't be able to keep a straight face. He'd laugh the whole time.
Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
If everybody ganged up on Riley, Riley would channel all of his pent-up daddy issues and angst, and let his fists fly. Plus he'd shoot them into the air with the powers he's gonna get. So yeah, I'd say he has a chance.
Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Shira and Mick getting married would be like a girl's girlfriend marrying the girl's brother. Joshua wouldn't really think much about not getting invited; he's not a real tight part of the guardian circle, so he'd understand.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because Chuck is afraid of everybody. But for real, there's nothing scary about Oshie. He's just tall, is all. He's got a heart of gold, and even though Chuck would be too fearful to discover that, it's still there.
1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens and why were they late?
Chance would arrive late for Mick and Shira's wedding because he slept late. This presents a problem, seeing as how Chance would most definitely be Mick's best man.
5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Andy and Anthony would be the most annoyingly argumentative drunks in the history of the world. I'd end up locking myself in my room in order to drown them out after they passed their buzz-happy stage of drunk. They'd probably end up in a physical fight and then pass out on each other.
9 murder's 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Andy wouldn't murder Mick's best friend, who happens to be Chance. Why take out your own guitarist? The only way it could happen would be if it were an accident. Mick isn't a revenge-oriented guy and he likes to avoid confrontation. Andy would instead live in guilt for the rest of his life, giving his own revenge to himself.
6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?
With Chuck and Chance in mortal danger, Chuck would be too scared of the consequences if he chose himself, and he feels like Chance is more important. Thus, he lets Chance run, but Chance cries the whole time and lets himself wallow around in guilt for the rest of his days.
8 and 3 go camping. They forgot to bring food. What do they do?
Don't ask me how or why Joshua and Riley decide to go camping together, but if they didn't have any food, Riley would just say, "Fuck it," and go to a local fast food joint.
5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?
That would be a hell of a heart-wrenching scene to imagine. Anthony all bloodied and bruised with an oxygen mask in a hospital bed, Andy sitting next to him biting back tears and failing...Andy would be hesitant to hold his hand, but he'd give in and hold it tight.
July 21st, 2013 at 09:42pm