You Know You're in My Town When...

McCookies.:

You know you're in Detroit when you see a homeless man dressed like a Pimp Named Slickback.

:lmfao

so true.

You know you're in Newark when everyone drives really slow.

You know you're in madison heights when someone drives past you blasting arabic rap music

You know you're in Detroit when the mayor goes to jail.

You know you're in Newark when you don't even know the name of the governor/mayor. :shifty :XD

You know you're in Musgrave when there is nobody else under the age of 50. :roll:

McCookies.:

You know you're in Detroit when the mayor goes to jail.

:lmfao :lmfao :lmfao

you know you're in detroit when a kid brings a gun to your school "for fun"

You know you're in Toledo when seeing large, cement frogs on street corners is normal. :file:

You know you're in Letchworth/Hitchin when people call you 'butters' and everyone says 'Bare Jokes' all the time.

I am indeed guilty of the latter :tehe:

You know your in Indy when everyone locks their car doors upon entering.

You know you're in Leesburg when your neighbors are all like six times your age.

You know you're in Detroit when bums tapdance.

You know you're in Bayonne when you can smell the Bay.

You know you're in Mt. Lebanon when you go to school and there's a janitor that looks almost exactly like Jeffrey Dahmer.
:tehe:

You know you're in DC when phrases like, "I saw the President!" become daily events..

You know you're in Bayonne when you live all the way uptown and you find out through a he-said-she-said chain of like ten people that someone all the way downtown who doesn't know you personally is talking trash on you.

:file: All the time.

You know you're in Seymour when you can see four white women in the same store. :file:

*racist, but true*

You know you're in Grand Rapids (er, walker) when you go to a hick school full of white chocolate boys. ~~

You know your in Arkansas when they bring the drug dog in your art class.

^You know you're in Seymour when the drug dog IS your art class.
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You know you're in Seymour when that made sense.