The Door Knobs Bite

I'm Storm. I love love love anime...and yoai...and manga...and books... and video games...and my dog, Buddy...and animals in general...and writing...and a whole bunch of other stuff.

I'd really appreciate it if you'd check out my new roleplaying forums and maybe join. Don't know what roleplaying is check it out anyway.

Also I think you should click my eggs and make them hatch:


Not exactly an egg, but whatever.







My favorite anime are Ouran High School Host Club, Gravitation, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Full Metal panic, Full Metal Panic Fumofuu?, One Piece, Bleach, Lucky Star, and it would take to long to type it all. I would probably be better stating what I don't like.

I have a anime crush.



My favorite manga are actually different than my favorite anime. Anywho my fav manga are Mousou Shoujo Otakukei (My heroine I swear.), D. Gray-man, Mushi-shi, ZombiePowder, Kill Me Kiss Me, Loveless, Lovely Complex, +Anima, Black Cat, Nora, and still many others.

I prefer original fiction to fan fiction. I'm not really a fan of romance...may be if it's the side plot and not the general plot. I like action and I don't mean the sexual kind either. I hate reading and I refuse to write sex scenes. A mention of it without going into any real description is all I can really take. My friend says it's because I have virgin eyes and ears.

Instruments I play are flute, piano, saxophone, violin, and organ. I plan on learning guitar next. I'm in concert band.

My friends are, um, random and hyper and yeah you get it. They are awesome though. All my friends are my best friends because I'm slightly picky who I pick to be my friends. If they can tolerate the abuse I give them and accept my slight sanity problem then they are my friends.

Ah, my sanity. I think it's such a fun subject. I'm really losing it. I've been seeing things lately. I think I've started hearing things also, but I'm not sure. I talk and answer myself. Does that make me insane? Does it really matter if I am? I believe everyone is a little insane and most people won't admit it.

My Favorite Anime Quotes(in no particular order)

"Hiei, I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through but... I don't like you that way." - Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"I'm...actually, I'm a super-magical human. I have been hiding this fact for a long time. But I have this precious kingdom to go back to. The reason why us super humans have long hair is that our great king Rubalru had a miracle vision when he was about to die. The person who gave him this vision is called Great Kandora! When Kandora used his super magic power, King Rulbaru's Super-Ultra-Magical-Force was freed like a bird and made him grow Ultra-Strong-Magical white long hair from his head! Just then, what happened was when King Rulbaru was resting, an enemy kingdom suddenly attacked him. He was in such a terrible situation! He then asked Kandora for power! And then-!" - Ayame Sohma (Fruits Basket)

"Yesterday Kyou-kun picked up Tohru-kun! Kyou-kun is a sex fiend!!" - Shigure (Fruits Basket)

"How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money. " - Ichigo (Bleach)

"I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call." - Vash introducing himself to Wolfwood (Trigun)

"Unless I grip the sword, I can not protect you. While gripping the sword I can not embrace you." - Ichigo (Bleach)

“Noooo, there’s no way I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!” — Urahara Kisuke(Bleach)

Gojyo: God dammit this one's hot. Goku, get me another beer.
Goku: Get your own beer jerkoff!
Gojyo: Ok! You're gonna get me another beer or I'm gonna take this can and shove it up your whiny little ass, you got that?
Goku: You just try it and see what happens to ya shithead.
Gojyo: Oh yeah?
Goku: You're just looking for an excuse to touch my ass, aren't ya?
Gojyo: You little fag! Don't project your fantasies on me!
Sanzo: Oh please...
Goku: Alright that's it! Pull over! I'm taking him out!
Sanzo: Your little unrequited love affair is starting to get on my nerves. Get a room!
*awkward silence*
Hakkai: Good move there Sanzo.
Sanzo: I thought so, thanks!
Hakkai: Oh my. Awful quiet back there guys. Are you making out?
Gojyo: Shut up Hakkai.
Goku: Yeah. Shut up.
(Random chunk of dialogue from Saiyuki Reload)

"All female officers will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTS!!!"- Roy Mustang.(Full Metal Alchemist)

"I wonder if there's a way to incinerate someone over the phone with alchemy." - Roy Mustang(Full Metal Alchemist)

"I'm not a nerd, I'm a specialist!" - Sousuke Sagara (Full Metal Panic)

Oh, by the way...




This is how you can figure out the kind of music I like:
iTunes game....
Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 50 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Have people guess what songs they are.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is cheating.

1. She doesn't own a dress, her hair is always a mess...

2. How dare ya say my behaviors unacceptable...

3. Love, love, love love love, love

4. Somebody once told me the world is gonna rule me...

5. Imagine me and you, I do, I think about you day and night...

6. This is the clock against the wall...

7. I did my best to notice when the call came down the line...

8. Just in case their wondering, They've got us pinned terribly...

9. Say me name and his in the same breath...

10. It's the perfect time of year...

11. I'm packed and I'm holding...

12. Head underwater and they tell me to breathe easy for a while...

13. Cinderella's on her bedroom floor...

14. You'll never hear this song...

15. The dawn is breaking, a light shining through...

16. If it weren't for your maturity none of this would've happened...

17. I want you to know that I had a thing for you...

18. Do you believe in love at first sight....

19. Take a photograph, it'll be the last....

20. You remind me of a former love that I once knew...

21. I've been tellin' my dreams to the scarecrow...

22. There exists a melody that just might change your mind...

23. I don't practice santeria...

24. According to you....

25. A dustland fairytale begginning...

26. Somewhere there's speaking, it's already coming in....

27. I am sick of being alone, when are you coming home...

28. Here we go again, I kinda wanna be more then friends...

29. Well I saw fireworks from the freeway...

30. Friday night such a beautiful night...

31. As I leave here today, apartment 108...

32. 1 2 3 and 4 makes 7

33. Here I am face to face with a situation...

34. Well this is how it starts two lovers in the dark...

35. Love me cancerously...

36. Share with me the blankets that your under...

37. My beloved monster and me, we go everywhere together...

38. In a way, I need a change...

39. I was so high, I did not recognize the fire burning in her eyes...

40. Too bad, band-aids can't mend a broken heart...

41. I'm a killer, cold and wrathful...

42. My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why...

43. He was killed by a cellular phone explosion...

44. Usually when people go to the bathroom they come out relieved...

45. Keep drinking coffee stare me down across the table...

46. Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just fine...

47. She said let's change our luck...

48. I'm on the corner of main street...

49. Working all day for a mean little man...

50. When I was spat unto the earth in a stream of guts...

Good luck on guessing these!