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yes he does but not really. we just sit too close for comfort ya digg?

i forgot the rest of your comment ahhh i'm trying to enhance my terrible memory though

mingle with your dingle?

do they make you wear a bow tie? every time i see a manager he or she is wearing a bow tie. :3

yes i do. D:

did i really guess your middle name or are you yanking my chain right now
um all of that was supposed to be in caps. D:
i think i remembered all the components of your reply.

he didn't know me then ;_________________________________________________________;

haha but i guess if my soul was that powerful he would've been walking down the street and felt a sudden burn in his belly and been like "i shouldn't have eaten those chili beans"
but it wouldn't have been the chili beans
it would have been me departing from the physical world
true story

somet like that
NO BECAUSE I CAN NEVER GET AN A IN HISTORY. I ALWAYS GET B's. D;;;;;;;;

deeeyyyuuummm manager? i mean is u single or.............................................

hashtag realtalk though that's amazing, i am so proud of you lil nigga.

you sent like a mass text a while back and i was so confused
i was like
WHO IS RUBEN AND WHY IS HE TEXTING ME HIS NEW NUMBER
then i remembered.
i should've saved your contact as rayray, then i'da been like oh thass rayray.

now it is my goal to make this super long

i mean

go big or go home

u feel me ladies

ahaaaaaaaaaaaa.

i have this fear of being smelled or smelling bad it's so annoying and i wish i didn't have that fear because it makes life so difficult even though 99.3% of the time i don't actually smell but i swear i do and that's why i was freaking out when i had to leave astronomy class to use the restroom the other day because the brazilian model was next to me and i was like NNNOOOOOO DON'T BREEAAATHHHHEE but when i got home i put my bod all up in my brother's face and he said i didn't smell but i still felt like i did.

let me guess your middle name if you have one

if you don't have one then these are middle names that suit you i guess
anthony
marcus (actually that's just because it reminds me of neiman marcus ok don't h8)
emilio
jonathan
santiago
christopher (because 589743% of males look like a christopher)
isaac
victor
nathaniel

i think

i

am

done
boccato di cardinale

you would cry and crawl into a ball and never be the same

so i was like

i can't die

who will call rayray rayray if i go?
no one.
and so i lived.
and so i lived

so far it's all right, i've got psychology, sociology, astronomy, history, and pe. i think i'm going to like all of them, except my only complaint is that history --which, aside from pe, is the only class i have with my nigga sarah-- is quite boring since we haven't gotten to the 1900's yet.

BUT THERE IS THIS BEAUTIFUL BOY I CALL "The Brazilian Model" WHO IS LIKE 6'2 MINIMUM AND SO FAR HE'S SAT NEXT TO ME THIS FIRST WEEK (Tuesday and Thursday) AND I WANT TO CRY BECAUSE HE IS TOO BEAUTIFUL AND IT IS ASTRONOMY CLASS SO THE SEATS ARE SUPER SUPER CLOSE AND OUR KNEES AND ELBOWS ARE ALWAYS TOUCHING AND UGH HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL I CAN'T HE NEEDS TO GO AWAY BECAUSE IT IS TORTURE LIKE LEGIT NO HUMAN MALE HAS EVER MADE ME BLUSH, AND HE MADE ME BLUSH ON THURSDAY WITHOUT HAVING TO SAY A SINGLE WORD.

i'm sorry lately he is the reason for my extremely moody thoughts. he makes me sad because he is so angelic but happy because he is perfect and ashamed because i am not.

have you started school? are you working?!

That's so awesome. :o And exciting. Lol, mmm, yeah I prefer road trips. And if you're with the right people it's so fun. I'm gonna be going to Florida next year, if not sooner. So I'm gonna take a few friends with me. :p

Dude, I was watching Nosotros los Pobres and when Pedro Infante was singing 'Amorcito Corazon' it reminded me of you. Lol I think you quoted the song once.

;;--;;;;;;;;; i missed u2
i mean the band
not you...
JK I DON'T LISTEN TO U2
okay i'm done uhjvkbkyhuljkbj

i just started school this week so i'm not 48973% overwhelmed yet but I GOT IN A CAR WRECK IN NOVEMBER ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL.

it wasn't my fault though, i'm a fantastic driver.

other than that it's ~whatever~ around here.

That's really good to hear. :p Oh really? Why's that? And yeah, I hope the same goes for me. I think I wanna start traveling. But planes aren't my thing. lol

RRRRRRAAAYYYYRRRRAAAYYYYYYY D'''';
still sexxy duh. you? HOW IS MY PRECIOUS RUBEN.

Yeah, lol. I was a little lost because I don't really like anything other than cooking. But nursing is fine. lol, you know we all have our problems here and there. But it's looking up for now.

How's your life?

Yeah, it is crazy. o.o I can hardly believe it. Lpn is a licensed practical nurse. It's not hard stuff and if I work at a nursing home, the pay is good and I won't see much blood. lol, pretty awesome, just a little. :p

Wow, that's great. I've been good. I'm about to graduate and I'll be eighteen in two weeks. I wanna be an LPN. So I'm working on my future, haha. It's good to hear from you.

It's alright. I know what you mean. There's a lot going on with me too. How've you been?

Hey, I haven't spoken to you in like a year. D:

N'aw thank you :)

you're just gonna have to separate the wipers from the non wipers, ha
do you actually growl though that might freak some people out~*~*~*~*

that's creepy, wut u got 2 hide rayray. i have a skype, i think it's called radioactive-- with the two -'s. i was on a kings of leon kick okay.;-;

i say it in messages but not in comments cause bitches be trippin'
my older brother tells me not to say it out loud around the house so much because the foster kids will hear me but it's so hard not to.
i live on a street called "black hills" but i call it "the nigga hills" because it's seriously the black part of the area, the street literally right behind us is more diverse and has more hispanics. i told my mom we missed our people by one street.

their yards are perf too since most of them have gardener relatives ooohhhhh buuurrrnnn
my cousins are gardeners...wait, "yarderos" so it's ok for me to make that joke okay

aw shit

probably shouldn't say nigga on here.

niggas get all offended.
niggas

adele rolls in the deep
i roll in the dough
you feel me

what if she's an ass ass ass ass?
i don't get the whole butt thing.
apparently this is not very common, but whenever i see a guy that's really attractive by jayjay standards and also really out of my league, i picture him pooping. because then he doesn't feel like this god-like angel looming over me with his undeniable sex appeal. because everybody poops.
like why. WHY DO YOU LIKE BUTTS. POOP COMES OUT OF THERE.
sarah likes guys' butts and i'm just like gurl what if he don't wipe.
hands are so much more attractive when properly maintained.

who has a big booty that rocks everywhere though.
um.
oprah.
i really don't look at booties, rayray. you need to give me something to work with here.

I WOULD TEXT YOU BUT THAT'S CREEPY BECAUSE WHAT IF I'M A 40 YEAR OLD MAN AND I DON'T REALLY LIVE IN CALI AND I'M LIKE TWO HOUSES DOWN FROM YOU OR BETTER YET WATCHING YOU RIGHT NOW AND BY THE WAY YOU LOOKIN' GOOD RAYRAY DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT.
wait wrong gender.

oh please.
puh. leez.
i provide quality air conditioning just by looking both ways before crossing the street.
i know it's not that big but it's just so jewy from the side. and from the front it's all round and not jewy.
my nose deceives niggas okay

i don't either, my sort of best friend had this period where she'd drag me to the cinema with her. i wasted like $50 in about a year which is a lot because i live in my room 96% of the time.

don't worry rayray, we shall find someone for you together.

it shall strengthen our everlasting -ay-ay bond.
so u into black chicks or wat.
we gotta start somewhere.

i always send long replies to people but in real life i'd probably be like "ok" to everything.
unless you're my family or my sort of best friend. or more shy than i am. or sarah. she has a jew nose like me.

THAT IS MY BABY BOO HUSBAND LOVER OKAY
YOU DON'T SAY THAT

YOU DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT THE NANDEZ.
he's so presh okay i'm sorry you and every other guy can't be as beautifully portuguese, rayray. what can i do? enchant all of you with a magical shiloh spell that will turn you into a shiloh army hmm? no. i can't. i can't do that, i'm sorry.

and for the record, he's the guy from deadgirl not red riding hood. i mean he's in it but that movie is like refried beans compared to deadgirl and don't get me started on noah segan.

yes. i need work-study.D:

OKAY IT WAS THAT OR SHILOH AFTER MY HUSBAND SHILOH FERNANDEZ OK g0sh

gurl, don't be ignant; it's a chevy sonic and his name is Eden

looks like i'll be working to pay off $27,000 for the next 50 years