Some truths little kids have learned1. No matter how hard you try you can't baptize a cat.2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.3. If your sister hits you don't hit her back until later. They always catch the second one.4. Never ask your three year old brother to hold a tomato.5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food.6. Don't sneeze when someones cutting your hair.7....