Anyway, so he knocked her down and was all; “Oh my god, I’m so sorry!” And he helped her up and checked her over and she was like; “The Sea-monkey has my money.” And Jared was like; “Omg, mine too! That is so weird!” But anyway, so they both had money that a sea-monkey had taken, and when Emily was okay again she simply smiled and held Jared’s hand, causing him to smile and he was just too adorable. So he asked her out and she said yes and so they went out too a restaurant called…uh…Giuseppe…Pasta…Rio? Yeah, Giuseppe Pasta Rio. So they went there and had pasta.
Well the pasta was great, they both loved it and so Jared was like; “I think I want your babies.” And Emily was like; “Excellent, but that’s too bad, the school has a choke hold on my ovaries.” And so Jared was like; “What! But they’re my ovaries damn it!” So he went to the school and Sam Winchester’d them all and got control of his ovaries again. And then he was like; “I want a little girl named Barbie.” And Emily was like; “No.” And so he was like; “Alright.”
And so they had like, a million babies, none of which were named Barbie, and they loved each other very much and so lived happily every after.
True story. :D
Wait, unicorns aren’t real?
"I'm inspiring an all-consuming passion for office supplies, so suck it."
Speak Low, If You Speak Love
Status; Complete
Characters; OMC/OMC
Summary; Sam is a mute; Arthur hasn't heard him speak since they first met back in kindergarten. But, with them, words have never been needed anyway.
On the Wings of Snow Angels
Status; Active
Characters; OMC/OMC
Summary; Jack and William are roommates with a bond that no one fully understands. When circumstance pulls them closer together, they must come to terms with the face that, somewhere along the line, they crossed the line of friendship and began to love each other.
On a Heartbeat
Status; Active
Characters; OMC/OMC
Summary; Nathaniel is a 500-year-old vampire who is waiting for his lover to be reincarnated. What he doesn't expect is for her to be born a man, or the fact that Nathaniel kind of loves him anyway.
Status; Complete
Characters; OMC/OMC
Summary; Sam is a mute; Arthur hasn't heard him speak since they first met back in kindergarten. But, with them, words have never been needed anyway.
On the Wings of Snow Angels
Status; Active
Characters; OMC/OMC
Summary; Jack and William are roommates with a bond that no one fully understands. When circumstance pulls them closer together, they must come to terms with the face that, somewhere along the line, they crossed the line of friendship and began to love each other.
On a Heartbeat
Status; Active
Characters; OMC/OMC
Summary; Nathaniel is a 500-year-old vampire who is waiting for his lover to be reincarnated. What he doesn't expect is for her to be born a man, or the fact that Nathaniel kind of loves him anyway.
A Taste of Depravity
Status; Complete
Characters; OMC/OMC
Summary; When Liam's older brother goes missing, all he wants is for his brother to come back to him. When the day finally comes, it's not the warm reunion Liam imagined it would be. Incest, non-con.
In the Lord's Name, We Pray
Status; Active
Characters; OFC/OFC
Summary; Alexis is an out-of-the-closet bisexual that has a casual fling at least three times a week. Bethany is her god-fearing roommate that Alexis is bent on corrupting.
How Wrong We Are
Status; Complete
Characters; OFC/OFC
Summary; Jenna, frustrated with her boyfriend, seeks release from her best friend. Basically, it's porn.
"'Sam caressed Dean's clavicle' ... dude, are you reading wincest again?"
I Carry a Little Piece of You Close to My Heart
Status; Complete
Characters; Sam/Dean (if you squint)
Summary; Sam's gone and Dean has to deal with the fact that this is one thing he can't fix. Coda for 5.02.
Someday, Somewhere, We've Done This Before
Status; Complete
Characters; Sam/Dean
Summary; Sam and Dean remember how their relationship started.
With You a Little Longer
Status; Complete
Characters; Sam/Dean
Summary; Some childhood memories are worth remembering.
"You're my job, too."
Status; Complete
Characters; Sam/Dean
Summary; Dean never told Sam he carried him out of their burning house.
Status; Complete
Characters; Sam/Dean (if you squint)
Summary; Sam's gone and Dean has to deal with the fact that this is one thing he can't fix. Coda for 5.02.
Someday, Somewhere, We've Done This Before
Status; Complete
Characters; Sam/Dean
Summary; Sam and Dean remember how their relationship started.
With You a Little Longer
Status; Complete
Characters; Sam/Dean
Summary; Some childhood memories are worth remembering.
"You're my job, too."
Status; Complete
Characters; Sam/Dean
Summary; Dean never told Sam he carried him out of their burning house.
and jared was like, "emily, i want you to have my children."
story title
Status; Active/Inactive/Complete
Characters; Girl/Guy
Summary; Short summery
story title
Status; Active/Inactive/Complete
Characters; Girl/Guy
Summary; Short summery
story title
Status; Active/Inactive/Complete
Characters; Girl/Guy
Summary; Short summery
Status; Active/Inactive/Complete
Characters; Girl/Guy
Summary; Short summery
story title
Status; Active/Inactive/Complete
Characters; Girl/Guy
Summary; Short summery
story title
Status; Active/Inactive/Complete
Characters; Girl/Guy
Summary; Short summery
clotpole. idiot.
Ours is a Story Written in Blood
Status; Complete
Characters; Arthur/Merlin
Summary; Merlin will do anything for Arthur, even when he doesn't want to.
The Stars That Move in Silence
Status; Complete
Characters; Arthur/Merlin
Summary; Arthur and Merlin look at the stars.
story title
Status; Active/Inactive/Complete
Characters; Girl/Guy
Summary; Short summery
Status; Complete
Characters; Arthur/Merlin
Summary; Merlin will do anything for Arthur, even when he doesn't want to.
The Stars That Move in Silence
Status; Complete
Characters; Arthur/Merlin
Summary; Arthur and Merlin look at the stars.
story title
Status; Active/Inactive/Complete
Characters; Girl/Guy
Summary; Short summery
