FinchellLovesA7X
- Name
- FinchellLovesA7X
- Age
- 26
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- United States
- Joined date
- June 4th, 2009
About
Formally Jaspersgirl108
my name is Stephanie I was born on the same day as Mikey Way I have 2 brothers and a sister Natalie a.k.a. Shadowfax524
i like vampires i think Stephenie Meyer is awesome. I love her books. My fav bands are
MCR Paramore HeyMonday FallOutBoy Panic!atthedisco AvrilLavigne BoysLikeGirls A7X
Nickleback Plainwhitet`s GreenDay Paparoach JimmyEatWorld TheAllAmericanRejects TheKillers Eminem ThreeDoorsDown TheFray Shinedown NewFoundGlory Evanescence P!nk and many moreMy fav movie is Princess Bride/starwars saga Jonny Christ found Nemo the movie is lying to youmay the force be with you YODA!!!!!! the dark side makes everthing foggy
R.I.P. James Owen Sullivan aka The Rev.You Will Be Greatly Missed!
We Come Out At Night to Bat Country, to Burn It Down. We saw the Beast & the Harlot Blinded in Chains with a Clairvoyant Disease. It was Almost Easy to sing Chapter Four but we were instantly Betrayed. We saw the Crossroads leading us to the Dancing Dead. We heard their Critical Acclaim. With Darkness Surrounding, we had An Epic of Time Wasted as we watched The Fight of the Demons with a Flash of the Blade. We saw a Girl I Know with her Lips of Deceit and we prayed to the Dear God. We saw a Radiant Eclipse, and the Gunslinger putting her to Eternal Rest. Now she's in A Little Piece of Heaven and Shattered By Broken Dreams. I feel the Tension Until the End. We Turn the Other Way hopefully To End All Rapture but we just end up Trashed and Scattered. We Walk with the Strength Of The World, to The Wicked End. We chant our Unholy Confessions and stay Unbound. We are Lost in The Art of Subconscious Illusion. We hope to feel the Warmness on the Soul while we Seize the Day. We have Remenissions and Scream for a Second Heartbeat. We meet Forgotten Faces. I Won't See You Tonight because I'm sipping my Brompton Cocktail and taking a Walk down the Streets to the Afterlife.
I read this it made me cry
Month one
Mommy
I am only 4 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don`t like him
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
.
.
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, repost this
95% of teens would be freaking out if the jonas brothers were about to jump off a skyscraper repost this if you`re the 5 % sitting with your friends eating popcorn yelling jump
95% of teens would be freaking out if miley cyrus / hannah montana were about to jump off a skyscraper repost this if you`re the 5 % sitting with your friends eating popcorn yelling jump
? If You Ever Felt Alone ?
? If You Ever Felt Rejected ?
? If You Ever Felt Confused ?
? If You Ever Felt Anxious ?
? If You Ever Felt Wrong ?
? If You Ever Felt Wronged ?
? If You Ever Felt Unclean ?
? If You Ever Felt Angry ?
? If You Ever Felt Ashamed ?
? If You Ever Felt Curious ?
? If You Ever Felt Used ?
? Be Prepared To Feel Revenge ?
? Feel The Romance ?
? My Brutal Romance ?
? My Beautiful Romance ?
? My Innocent Romance ?
? My Childish Romance ?
? My Miserable Romance ?
? My X-Rated Romance ?
? My Harlequin Romance ?
? My Selfish Romance ?
? My Chemical Romance ?
//MCR Is Our
Religon //Concerts Are Our
Church //MCR Fans Are The
Choir //Mikey, Bob, Ray And
Frank Are Our Preachers
//GERARD IS OUR GOD.
*If you have ever pushed on a door that said "PULL" copy and paste this on to your homepage!!
*92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool!!
Put this in your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing histarically in the background!!"
*92% of teens move on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day, put this in your profile.
95% of teens would cry if they saw ROBERT PATTINSON standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If ur one of the 5% who would sit there eating pop corn saying "DO A FLIP!!" copy and paste this in ur profile
Mom,
I went to a birthday party but I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink at all, so I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself, the way you said I would,
That I didn't choose to drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and your advice to me was right
As the party finally ended and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car, sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming, something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement, I can hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood is all around me,as I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,while he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive that I would have to die.
So why do people do it, knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell my sister not to be afraid, tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven to put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him that its wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments, and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me mom, as I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you and good-bye.
If you're against drunk driving repost this on your profile. T.A.D.D
You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Amy Lee
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Gerard Way
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE
You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Hannah Montana
I Say Hayley Williams
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Zacky Vengenace
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different Fuck You, I'm Me
the following that you're about to read is effin' awesome! Just like MCR! AWESOME!
You MIGHT be SLIGHTLY obsessed with My Chemical Romance if...
1. ...hearing any of the following noises immediately perks your interest: static, a heart monitor, or faint explosions.
2. ...someone says, "No fucking way!" and the first thing you think it, "Aw, that sucks; he's still on his honeymoon too!"
3. ...you boycott Aqua Teen Hunger Force because there is NO WAY it is better than The Breakfast Monkey.
4. ...you know which member of the band makes Bob Bryar's heart burn.
5. ...you really DO know what they do to guys like them in prison.
6. ...you, too, were killing before killing was cool.
7. ...you know that homophobia is gay and that Frank Iero is "a monster".
8. ...you raise your hand in history class when the teacher is talking about the astroid that killed the dinosaurs and say, "Ah, but that fucking astroid missed the Torosaurus!"
9. ...you know that pears really ARE good organic.
10. ...thanks to that one fan letter session, you know the meaning of the phrase "haute couture."
11. ...you have begun at least one conversation with, "What's the worst that I could say?"
12. ...you have ended at least one conversation with, "So long and goodnight."
13. ...after the release of The Black Parade, you began referring to you mother as either "Mama" or "Mother War" whenever you got mad at her.
14. ...you know that there are teenagers, and then there is "Teenagers."
15. ...you still mourn the death of Pansy.
16. ...you can make the connection between the phrase "back in black" and Gerard Way's hair.
17. ...you keep an eye out for a certain bum everytime you go to San Francisco.
18. ...you find it extremely ironic that the guys used to be baffled as to why so many people thought they were vampires, but you read the warning against illegal copying on the first CD.
19. ...you can make the connection between the letters "NJ" and the inside of the lower lip.
20. ...you support Bob Bryar's solo project.
21. ...you crossed out "Halloween" on your calendar and replaced it with "Frank Iero's Birthday."
22. ...you crossed out "New Year's Eve" on your calendar and replaced it with "Bob Bryar's Birthday."
23. ...you look out your window on a rainy day, see all the people with umbrellas, and think, "Wow, the Academy is really growing!"
24. ...you have unleashed the fucking bats.
25. ...you find it extremely funny that a certain guitarist who cannot swim totally rocks at the song "Drowning Lessons."
26. ...when you heard Gerard got engaged, you thought to yourself, "Huh, I guess he DID go off to "find another Way."
27. ...when someone asks you how you are feeling when you are sad, you respond, "I'm not okay."
28. ...you have taken duct tape and a sharpie to your street sign and changed the street name to Cemetery Drive.
29. ...someone offers to tell you a riddle and you ask, "That depends...is it that riddle of revenge?"
30. ...there is only one saint that you worship, and that is the Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights.
31. ...when you are sick of your face, you are allowed to be sick of your face, cuz it's your fucking face.
32. ...you hear the word "bunny" and think of a cat.
33. ..."Traitors!"...
34. ...you actually KNOW how to pronounce Frank Iero's last name ("eye-ear-oh".)
35. ...when breaking up with someone, you have used the line, "Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us."
36. ...when someone breaks up with YOU, you have shouted after them, "You didn't even have the guts to say, 'I don't love you like I loved you yesterday,' you bastard!"
37. ...someone mentions angels and you think, "Headfirst for halos!"
38. ...you wonder why the anthem didn't explain it, anyway.
39. ...you have done or died.
40. ...everytime you are faced with a difficult descision, you think to yourself, "Could I? Should I?"
41. ...you know that celebrities die by threes.
42. ...you know that dead cartoon people are not the only ones who can have X's over their eyes.
43. ...you don't keep any garlic or a crucifix around because you know that vampires will never hurt you.
44. ...everytime you play cards, you remove the "wild-eyed jokers" from the deck.
45. ...you can go skydiving because you lost your "fear of falling."
46. ...you hear anything that relates to William Shakespeare, and the first words in your head are "Juliet loves the beat and the lust it commands..."
47. ...any guy ever comes up and asks for a tit show and you spit in his face and yell, "FUCK. YOU!"
48. ...you hear the beginning of an MCR song on the radio and think, "Oh baby here comes the sound!"
49. ...after The Black Parade came out, you changed your zodiac sign to Cancer.
50. ...that sound of the drumsticks clicking at the end of "Teenagers" is the TRUE end of the song.
51. ...all you are is bullets.
52. ...you have walked into a candy store and said, "Gimme all your poison!"
53. ...if the employee at the above candy store complied, you responded with, "Thank you for the venom!"
54. ...you won't go down by yourself, but you'll go down with your friends.
55. ...your weapon of choice is a croquet mallet.
56. ...you still can't look at orange crayons without blushing.
57. ...you have refused to swim in a pool because the lifeguard was "dressed in red and blue"...
58. ...you know the difference between immortality and never dying.
59. ...someone says, "NOW!" and you instinctively respond with, "But I can't!"
60. ...for prom, you went up to your friends/date and asked, "Now don't I look pretty walkin' down the street in the best damn dress I own?!"
61. ...you aspire to own a Benz someday for the sole purpose of driving ninety past the Barbies and Kens.
62. ...someone proposes marriage to you, and you look them in the eye and ask, "If you marry me, would you bury me? Would you carry me to the end?"
63. ...everytime you see a flock of doves, you instinctively look for a bullet.
64. ...you've looked in the mirror and not liked what you saw.
65. ...someone asks you how you'd feel if you met MCR, and you respond with, "Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish..."
66. ...you have wondered what would happen if Little Red Ridinghood heard about track 7 on TBP...
67. ...you work in a densely-packed office building and have had "Cubicles" on repeat for an hour or more.
68. ...when you're in over your head, you have said, "Heaven help us!"
69. ...someone near you starts smoking, and you play "Cancer" pointedly in their direction.
70. ...every single time you are in an elevator, you immediately check to see if it "only goes up to ten."
71. ...you get pissed off at your boyfriend and tell your friends, "He's not around, he's always looking at men."
72. ...you wonder if Gerard singing "Way down" in "Cemetery Drive" has anything to do with the fact that his brother, Mikey, "died" in the video for "The Ghost of You."
73. ...when you're running late for something and your mom or dad says, "We have got to go!" you echo them out of habit and maybe even wave a lighter for dramatic effect.
74. ...any story beginning with "Long ago" immediately causes you to think, "just like the hearse. You. Died to get in again..."
75. ...you do not "light" matches; you "strike" them.
76. ...someone says they'll give you anything, and you say, "Fine, how about a thousand bodies piled up?"
77. ...you adore every inch of sanity.
78. ...you don't just stand, you stand up fucking tall!
79. ...you have given out invitations for some event, and you have written on them "Now come one, come all to this tragic affair..."
80. ...screw skinny jeans; what's in is despair!
81. ...you refer to what you get out of those annoying little prize machines that rarely ever hang onto the stuffed animals inside of them as "the winnings."
82. ...the only "Rmy" you're ever joining has an "MC" in front of it,
thankyouverymuch.
83. ...you own Bob Bryar's Book of Cats.
84. ...you know that Skeleton Crew does not, repeat, not refer to the undead seadogs of "Pirates of the Caribbean".
85. ...you use "MCR Speak" to mess with people's minds (ex. "Yeah, ever since the breakup, Revenge-5. Seriously, you'd think my ex could've said Parade-6 before he left me for that bitch. Fuck Bullets-1!" in which "Revenge-5" translates to "I'm not okay" and "Parade-6" translates to "I don't love you," and "Bullets-1" translates to "romance".)
86. ...in the spirit of the above, your copy of "Life on the Murder Scene" is Parade-2 from so many viewings.
87. ...when going to meet Ray Toro, you wear a t-shirt with a picture of a cupcake and the words "We Will Always Remember."
88. ...you name your guitars.
89. ...you have Lasik surgery, then announce a funeral time and date for your old glasses.
90. ...you do not aspire to be famous; you aspire to be Ghostbuster famous.
91. ...every time you avenge yourself, you cheer three times.
92. ...they are Your Chemical Romance.
93. ...you're an animal that never paid attention in school.
94. ...you are not afraid to walk this world alone.
95. ...you know that certain guitarists should not balance on top of certain drumsets during certain live tv shows.
96. ...you rock out just for the dead.
97. ...when your significant other calls, you answer with "Hello, angel, tell me where are you?"
98. ...you only take trains out of New Orleans.
99. ...you are a certified "bunk-diver."
100. ...you know what a bed of roses and a gun have in common.
101. ...you know that the end is only the beginning. Then there's "DEAD!", "This is How I Disappear," "The Sharpest Lives,"...
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is GERARD WAY in Bunny form. Put him on your
(*)_(*) Home-page and help MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE on their
way to world domination
MCR= Five angels in disguise
MCR= Unicorns
MCR= Skittles
MCR= Coffee
MCR= Greatness
MCR= Parades of black
MCR= Blood
MCR= Afros
MCR= Bashing and smashing and cussing at cameras
MCR= From hair that goes from long and black to short and blonde then back to black
MCR= Three cheers for sweet revenge
MCR= Romances unlike any other
MCR= Fear of needles
MCR= A certin drummer's solo project that is highly adored and supported
MCR= Addiction
MCR= Vampires, werewolves and pirates OH MY!
MCR= Fantasy
MCR= Guitar burn
MCR= Ferard fan fiction
MCR= Demolition lovers
MCR= A life long wait for a hospital stay
MCR= Secrets
MCR= Many injuries
MCR= Obbsesion
MCR= An army
MCR= Dancing corpses
MCR= Comics
MCR= Sticking forks in toasters and wanting to do it again and again
MCR= Brothers
MCR= Creativity of the mind, body and soul
MCR= Icy blues
MCR= Love
MCR= Two little boys who lost their grandmother.
MCR= Crashing the cemetary gates.
MCR= Late nights and early sunsets.
MCR= Coke Zero
MCR= Power
MCR= Raging guitar solos
MCR= Being caught in the middle of a gunfight in a center of a resturant
MCR= Living in a house of wolves.
MCR= Having the shit scared out of you by teenagers.
MCR= Getting to the doctor, and calling the nurse, buying roses and burning the church, hanging out with corpes and driving a hearse.
MCR= Setting the ferris wheel ablaze.
MCR= Letting them in.
MCR= Taking him/her down without a sound.
MCR= Diving headfirst for halos
MCR= Bulletproof vests.
MCR= Life being only a dream for the dead.
MCR= Life only being a joke.
MCR= Not being o-fuckin-kay and screaming it.
MCR= Keeping your soul a secret in your throat.
MCR= Singing about eveyboby tying their shoes. *clap clap*
MCR= Never forgeting your roots.
MCR= Saving a soul.
MCR= Putting a spike in a heart
MCR= Draining blood every hour on the hour.
MCR= Holding in your heart the sword and the faith.
MCR= Finding a way to carry on.
MCR= Disappering with out your love.
MCR= Never coming home.
MCR= Not letting the ghosts catch you if you fall down.
MCR= Not telling what you do for a living.
MCR= Life.
THE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Mikey Way can speak braille.
Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now."
Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't love you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.
Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.
This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.
This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.
This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.
This is for all the kids who were never okay.
This is for the MCRmy.
Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1. Thou shall accept death as it comes
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thall shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
10.Thou shall carry on!
The Ten Commandmenths of My Chemical Romance
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shall unleash the bats.
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lords, Gerard,Mikey,Frank,Ray,and Bob.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall carry on.
The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets 'Guitar Burn'
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do 'that' in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan
1.Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
7. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
8. Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
9. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
10. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be HAWT like Frank and Gerard.
11. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for christmas and cry when they don't get him.
12. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
13. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
14. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the televison.
15. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
16. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
17. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
18. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
19. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmembers name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
20. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
21. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
22. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
23. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, insantly freak out and turn up the volume.
24. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
25. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
26. Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
27. Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatidly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
28.Real MCR fans hear New Jersy and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
29. Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
30. Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.
31. Black is your favorite color.
32.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
33.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
34. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
35. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
36. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.
37. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
38. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
39. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
40. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
41. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
42.You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story.
43. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
44. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
45. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
46. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
47. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
48. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
49. You've written at least one fanfic.
50. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
51. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
52. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
53. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
54. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
55.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
56. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
57. You've Googled their high schools.
58. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and Chemical Romantic.
59. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
60. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!")
61. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
62. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
63. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
64. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
65. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
66. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
67. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
68. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
69. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
70. You call Gerard "Gee.".
71. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
72. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
73.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
74. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
75. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
76. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
77. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
78. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
79. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
80. You just wrote and/or read this (or forced a friend too.)
81. You try to convince your science teacher that My Chemical Romance has to do with science because it has the word chemical in it.
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This interview is too god damn funny:
Interviewer: Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?
Gerard: Go for it
Frank: Shoot
Interviewer: SKITTLES OR MnMS?
Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!
Gerard: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&M's are way better
Frank: But they all taste the same!!!! Put some variety in your life man!!!!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: ...oh well it is now.
Interviewer: Just so you know I didn't come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?
Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like shit.
Frank: How about neither
Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two
Frank: WHAT!!!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!
Inteviewer: So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.
Interviewer: I always thought it was sandwich
Gerard: When I was little I would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: tell Them what we did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was a Mikey's cum and tuna samich. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
Interviewer: What was so creepy about it?
Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: those guys were so cool!
Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
Interviewer: Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
Gerard: well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.
Frank: don't go walking under ladders.
Interviewer: Okay new subject.Boxers briefs man thong or commando.
Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!
Gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Ray: boxers for me thanks
Bob: No comment
Mikey: AHHH he's commando aren't you?
Bob: like I said no comment.
Gerard:GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!
Interviewer: OK,WHAT DO YOU REALLY DO IN THE SHOWER?
Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww
Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!
Gerard: Dont deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Frank: you guys are fucked up.
Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: Your are such a dumbass!
Interviewer: OKAY THIS ONES FOR FRANKIE. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT ONE OF YOUR BAND MATES IN A SEXUAL WAY? IF SO, WHO?
Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just,-there was this one pair of pants Gerard had that really showed off his ass and uh...package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy.
Interviewer: Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert
Gerard: Okay, I haven't fucked him haven't sucked him or vice-versa.Well i nearly did, but I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies can't handle the sex talk
Gerard: You're one to be talking.
Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!
Interviewer: OKAY, ON BEHALF OF MTV AMERICA,WE'D LIKE TO SAY THANKYOU MCR,AND GOOD LUCK IN THE FUTURE
Frank: and On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!!
Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!
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Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.
Gerard: Fuck off, it's meese.
Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular. You know what I mean?
Frank: Popsicle is the new black.
Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it.
Frank: I wish it were Popsicle.
Gerard: Popsicles?
Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.
Mikey: I like Popsicles...
One by one, penguins are stealing my sanity...
- Gerard Way
So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the window.
- Gerard Way
This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments and there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well.
- Mikey Way
We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster
- Frank Iero
Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, 'I can't believe he did this today.'
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.
You know you live in 2008 when......
1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or a myspace.
4.) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) and now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this on your Mibba page if you got owned, and you know you did.
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"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to sh*t."
"I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids."
-Frank Iero
Interviewer: Vampires or Werewolves?
Gerard: Vampires
Frank: Vampires
Mikey: Vampires
Bob: PIRATES!
Ray: Actually, I like werewolves better, so I go with werewolves.
Frank: Traitor!
10 reasons to love Frank Iero:
1. He is an AWESOME guitar player.
2. He's super hot.
3. He has sweet hair.
4. He's in MCR and everybody loves all the guys from MCR. duh
5. He dresses sweet.
6. He wears cool makeup.
7. He's just plain cool.
8. He listens to good music.
9. He was born on Halloween. (I think thats cool, don't you?)
10. HE IS THE MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER! =)
~TWILIGHT OATH~
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When ever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
When ever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know. =D
~Love~
GirL: Do you like me?
Boy: No
GirL: Do you want me?
Boy: No
GirL: If i Left would you cry?
Boy: No
GirL: Would you Live for me?
Boy: No
GirL: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
GirL: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
GirL: Which would you pick me or your Life?
Boy: My Life
Hearing this, the girL turns and starts running away with tears fiLLing her eyes. The boy chases after her and stops her.
Boy:you don't cross my mind because your aLways on my mind.
I don't Like you because i Love you.
I don't want you be because i need you.
If you Left i would die, not cry.
I wouldn't Live for you because i would die for you.
I wouldn't do anything for you because i would do everything for you.
But I would still pick my Life..... because you are my Life
***put this on your profiLe if you think this is cute***
If life gives you lemmons give them back and demand for chocolate chip cookies
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Girl: Talk to her
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me...
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me...
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know..?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're right, I dont like you, I love you
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.
"Girls are like apples. The best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, the pick the rotten apples that are on the ground, but easy. So the apples at the top think there's something wrong with them when in realitly, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, they one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top."-Pete Wentz.
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*
Basics:
Name:
Stephanie
Date of Birth:
September 10th like Mikey
Birthplace:
FMH in MD
Current Location:
MD
Eye Color:
Bleu/Green
Hair Color:
Strawberry Blond w/Natural Highlights
Height:
4"7/4"8
Heritage:
German/Irish/Welsh
Piercings:
none yet
Tattoos:
none
Favourite:
Band/Singer:
MyChemicalRomance/Paramore
Song:
MiseryBuisnessParamore/I`mnotok(Ipromise)MyChemicalRomance
Movie:
StarWars Saga/The Princess Bride
Disney Movie:
Aladdin
TV show:
NCIS...and Scrubs
Color:
Black/Blood Red/Dark Purple
Food:
corn beef and alfredo noodles
Pizza topping:
bacon
Ice-Cream Flavor:
Chocolate
Drink (alcoholic):
none
Soda:
Coke Zero (and skittles)
Store:
Borders/FYE
Clothing Brand:
none
Shoe Brand:
Vans
Season:
Summer
Month:
December
Holiday/Festival:
Christmas
Flower:
Rose
Make-Up Item:
eyeshadow
Board game:
Life
This or That
Sunny or rainy:
rainy
Chocolate or vanilla:
chocolate
Fruit or veggie:
fruit
Night or day:
night
Sour or sweet:
sour
Love or money:
love
Phone or in person:
in person
Looks or personality:
personality
Coffee or tea:
COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hot or cold:
cold
Your:
Goal for this year:
survive
Most missed memory:
seeing my real grandfather
Best physical feature:
eyes
First thought waking up:
leave me the Hell alone
Hypothetical personality disorder:
idk
Preferred type of plastic surgery:
none
Sesame street alter ego:
oscar
Fairytale alter ego:
Alice Cullen
Most stupid remark:
idk
Worst crime:
idk
Greatest ambition:
to be a musition/photographer
Greatest fear:
being alone
Darkest secret:
i dont have one..and if i did and put it on here then it wouldn't be a secret anymore now would it?
Favorite subject:
math/art
Strangest received gift:
a fishing hat that said Princess
Worst habit:
bitting my nails
Do You:
Smoke:
no
Drink:
no
Curse:
yes but im not surposed to
Shower daily:
somtmes
Like thunderstorms:
yes
Dance in the rain:
yes
Sing:
yes
Play an instrument:
yes
Get along with your parents:
sometimes
Wish on stars:
no
Believe in fate:
no
Believe in love at first sight:
yes
Can You:
Drive:
no
Sew:
no
Cook:
yes
Speak another language:
yes
Dance:
yes
Sing:
yes
Touch your nose with your tongue:
yes
Whistle:
yes
Curl your tongue:
yes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk:
no
Been Stoned/High:
no
Eaten Sushi:
yes
Been in Love:
no
Skipped school:
yes
Made prank calls:
yes
Sent someone a love letter:
no
Stolen something:
yes
Cried yourself to sleep:
yes
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person?
when they think they are better then every one else
Are you right or left handed?
right
What is your bedtime?
10 deosn`t mean i abide by it
Name three things you can't live without:
music books my family and my friends
What is the color of your room?
really light blue Im gonna repaint it tho
Do you have any siblings?
yes 1 sister and 2 brothers
Do you have any pets?
no
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?
depends on who
What is you middle name?
Grace
What are you nicknames?
Mara Alice Sarlandra SpottedStar Steph and Gracie if you call me Gracie you will die a slow and painful death
Are you for or against gay marriage?
nuetral
What are your thoughts on abortion?
its murder. plain and simple. you're killing an innocent child. its WRONG! how would you like it if someone killed you before you were born ? you wouldn`t
Do you have a crush on anyone?
maybe..ok yes
Are you afraid of the dark?
no I luvs it
How do you want to die?
in my sleep
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?
5 or 6
Would you take a bullet for the one you love?
yes
What is the last law you?ve broken?
idk
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color:
black blond or a dark red
Eye color:
hazel
Height
5'9
Weight
Not fat but muscular
Most important physical feature:
face
Biggest turn-off
saying men are better than women
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I pledge allegiance to the Deathbat
Of the United Nation of Sevenfold,
And to the Gates for which they stand Plague,
One nation,
Under Christ,
Indivisible with Shadows
And Vengeance for all.
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Right Way
Wrong Way
Gerard Way
and Mikey Way, the best way!
"I think Mikey keeps us all from losing our minds" Bob Bryar
Hey girls, you're beautiful. Whether you're a size 32 or a size 18. As long as you're a good person. As long as you respect others and yourself. Don't listen to those fashion magazines. Hey girls, you're beautiful - Gerard Way
Dont piss your life away with suicide- it's a bullshit way out
- Gerard Way
My Chemical Romance Fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So we claim to be an army
To be part of any army, you need co-operation,
trust and bravery.
But why are some of our MCR soldiers turning
their backs on us?
To fall in line with a conformist society?
Is that what they want from us?
For us to FALTER and fall onto our knees?
We will NEVER BE AFRAID.
We will NEVER BACK DOWN
We will NEVER BE ALONE.
So it's time to celebrate. Not for MCR, for
the MCR Fans.
For the kids who are not okay.
For the kids who stuck by MCR to the very end.
For the kids who aren't afraid to walk this
FUCKING world alone.
On August 22nd, lower your guns soldiers.
Do something special for an MCR fan.
It's finally time to celebrate the Fans;
Who put up with everyone's shit
Who defend MCR
Who are told to cut their wrists because they
listen to My Chemical Romance.
August 22nd, My Chemical Fan's day.
If you're an MCR fan, repost this and spread
the world.
Let's unite this motherfucking army !
I LOVE A7X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deathbats forever,
No matter the loss,
Scream SEVENFOLD together,
to Seize The Day at any cost!!
This is what A7X does to girls:
Matt: Knows how to make a girl scream
Brian & Zacky: Well...they finger better
Johnny: he's a bass player so he knows how to pleasure a girl
Jimmy: He's a drummer that knows how to bang
Pft!
Fuck Justin Timerblake,
Zacky Vengeance is bringin sexy back!
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.../|||/.....|||WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY IN REMEMBRANCE OF PANSY : (
90% of teens would die if Hannah Montana jumped off a cliff. If you're part of the 10% yelling "Jump, bitch!" in the background, put this in your profile
my name is Stephanie I was born on the same day as Mikey Way I have 2 brothers and a sister Natalie a.k.a. Shadowfax524
i like vampires i think Stephenie Meyer is awesome. I love her books. My fav bands are
MCR Paramore HeyMonday FallOutBoy Panic!atthedisco AvrilLavigne BoysLikeGirls A7X
Nickleback Plainwhitet`s GreenDay Paparoach JimmyEatWorld TheAllAmericanRejects TheKillers Eminem ThreeDoorsDown TheFray Shinedown NewFoundGlory Evanescence P!nk and many moreMy fav movie is Princess Bride/starwars saga Jonny Christ found Nemo the movie is lying to youmay the force be with you YODA!!!!!! the dark side makes everthing foggy
R.I.P. James Owen Sullivan aka The Rev.You Will Be Greatly Missed!
We Come Out At Night to Bat Country, to Burn It Down. We saw the Beast & the Harlot Blinded in Chains with a Clairvoyant Disease. It was Almost Easy to sing Chapter Four but we were instantly Betrayed. We saw the Crossroads leading us to the Dancing Dead. We heard their Critical Acclaim. With Darkness Surrounding, we had An Epic of Time Wasted as we watched The Fight of the Demons with a Flash of the Blade. We saw a Girl I Know with her Lips of Deceit and we prayed to the Dear God. We saw a Radiant Eclipse, and the Gunslinger putting her to Eternal Rest. Now she's in A Little Piece of Heaven and Shattered By Broken Dreams. I feel the Tension Until the End. We Turn the Other Way hopefully To End All Rapture but we just end up Trashed and Scattered. We Walk with the Strength Of The World, to The Wicked End. We chant our Unholy Confessions and stay Unbound. We are Lost in The Art of Subconscious Illusion. We hope to feel the Warmness on the Soul while we Seize the Day. We have Remenissions and Scream for a Second Heartbeat. We meet Forgotten Faces. I Won't See You Tonight because I'm sipping my Brompton Cocktail and taking a Walk down the Streets to the Afterlife.
I read this it made me cry
Month one
Mommy
I am only 4 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don`t like him
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
.
.
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, repost this
95% of teens would be freaking out if the jonas brothers were about to jump off a skyscraper repost this if you`re the 5 % sitting with your friends eating popcorn yelling jump
95% of teens would be freaking out if miley cyrus / hannah montana were about to jump off a skyscraper repost this if you`re the 5 % sitting with your friends eating popcorn yelling jump
? If You Ever Felt Alone ?
? If You Ever Felt Rejected ?
? If You Ever Felt Confused ?
? If You Ever Felt Anxious ?
? If You Ever Felt Wrong ?
? If You Ever Felt Wronged ?
? If You Ever Felt Unclean ?
? If You Ever Felt Angry ?
? If You Ever Felt Ashamed ?
? If You Ever Felt Curious ?
? If You Ever Felt Used ?
? Be Prepared To Feel Revenge ?
? Feel The Romance ?
? My Brutal Romance ?
? My Beautiful Romance ?
? My Innocent Romance ?
? My Childish Romance ?
? My Miserable Romance ?
? My X-Rated Romance ?
? My Harlequin Romance ?
? My Selfish Romance ?
? My Chemical Romance ?
//MCR Is Our
Religon //Concerts Are Our
Church //MCR Fans Are The
Choir //Mikey, Bob, Ray And
Frank Are Our Preachers
//GERARD IS OUR GOD.
*If you have ever pushed on a door that said "PULL" copy and paste this on to your homepage!!
*92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool!!
Put this in your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing histarically in the background!!"
*92% of teens move on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day, put this in your profile.
95% of teens would cry if they saw ROBERT PATTINSON standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If ur one of the 5% who would sit there eating pop corn saying "DO A FLIP!!" copy and paste this in ur profile
Mom,
I went to a birthday party but I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink at all, so I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself, the way you said I would,
That I didn't choose to drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and your advice to me was right
As the party finally ended and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car, sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming, something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement, I can hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood is all around me,as I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,while he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive that I would have to die.
So why do people do it, knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell my sister not to be afraid, tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven to put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him that its wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments, and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me mom, as I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you and good-bye.
If you're against drunk driving repost this on your profile. T.A.D.D
You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Amy Lee
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Gerard Way
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE
You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Hannah Montana
I Say Hayley Williams
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Zacky Vengenace
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different Fuck You, I'm Me
the following that you're about to read is effin' awesome! Just like MCR! AWESOME!
You MIGHT be SLIGHTLY obsessed with My Chemical Romance if...
1. ...hearing any of the following noises immediately perks your interest: static, a heart monitor, or faint explosions.
2. ...someone says, "No fucking way!" and the first thing you think it, "Aw, that sucks; he's still on his honeymoon too!"
3. ...you boycott Aqua Teen Hunger Force because there is NO WAY it is better than The Breakfast Monkey.
4. ...you know which member of the band makes Bob Bryar's heart burn.
5. ...you really DO know what they do to guys like them in prison.
6. ...you, too, were killing before killing was cool.
7. ...you know that homophobia is gay and that Frank Iero is "a monster".
8. ...you raise your hand in history class when the teacher is talking about the astroid that killed the dinosaurs and say, "Ah, but that fucking astroid missed the Torosaurus!"
9. ...you know that pears really ARE good organic.
10. ...thanks to that one fan letter session, you know the meaning of the phrase "haute couture."
11. ...you have begun at least one conversation with, "What's the worst that I could say?"
12. ...you have ended at least one conversation with, "So long and goodnight."
13. ...after the release of The Black Parade, you began referring to you mother as either "Mama" or "Mother War" whenever you got mad at her.
14. ...you know that there are teenagers, and then there is "Teenagers."
15. ...you still mourn the death of Pansy.
16. ...you can make the connection between the phrase "back in black" and Gerard Way's hair.
17. ...you keep an eye out for a certain bum everytime you go to San Francisco.
18. ...you find it extremely ironic that the guys used to be baffled as to why so many people thought they were vampires, but you read the warning against illegal copying on the first CD.
19. ...you can make the connection between the letters "NJ" and the inside of the lower lip.
20. ...you support Bob Bryar's solo project.
21. ...you crossed out "Halloween" on your calendar and replaced it with "Frank Iero's Birthday."
22. ...you crossed out "New Year's Eve" on your calendar and replaced it with "Bob Bryar's Birthday."
23. ...you look out your window on a rainy day, see all the people with umbrellas, and think, "Wow, the Academy is really growing!"
24. ...you have unleashed the fucking bats.
25. ...you find it extremely funny that a certain guitarist who cannot swim totally rocks at the song "Drowning Lessons."
26. ...when you heard Gerard got engaged, you thought to yourself, "Huh, I guess he DID go off to "find another Way."
27. ...when someone asks you how you are feeling when you are sad, you respond, "I'm not okay."
28. ...you have taken duct tape and a sharpie to your street sign and changed the street name to Cemetery Drive.
29. ...someone offers to tell you a riddle and you ask, "That depends...is it that riddle of revenge?"
30. ...there is only one saint that you worship, and that is the Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights.
31. ...when you are sick of your face, you are allowed to be sick of your face, cuz it's your fucking face.
32. ...you hear the word "bunny" and think of a cat.
33. ..."Traitors!"...
34. ...you actually KNOW how to pronounce Frank Iero's last name ("eye-ear-oh".)
35. ...when breaking up with someone, you have used the line, "Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us."
36. ...when someone breaks up with YOU, you have shouted after them, "You didn't even have the guts to say, 'I don't love you like I loved you yesterday,' you bastard!"
37. ...someone mentions angels and you think, "Headfirst for halos!"
38. ...you wonder why the anthem didn't explain it, anyway.
39. ...you have done or died.
40. ...everytime you are faced with a difficult descision, you think to yourself, "Could I? Should I?"
41. ...you know that celebrities die by threes.
42. ...you know that dead cartoon people are not the only ones who can have X's over their eyes.
43. ...you don't keep any garlic or a crucifix around because you know that vampires will never hurt you.
44. ...everytime you play cards, you remove the "wild-eyed jokers" from the deck.
45. ...you can go skydiving because you lost your "fear of falling."
46. ...you hear anything that relates to William Shakespeare, and the first words in your head are "Juliet loves the beat and the lust it commands..."
47. ...any guy ever comes up and asks for a tit show and you spit in his face and yell, "FUCK. YOU!"
48. ...you hear the beginning of an MCR song on the radio and think, "Oh baby here comes the sound!"
49. ...after The Black Parade came out, you changed your zodiac sign to Cancer.
50. ...that sound of the drumsticks clicking at the end of "Teenagers" is the TRUE end of the song.
51. ...all you are is bullets.
52. ...you have walked into a candy store and said, "Gimme all your poison!"
53. ...if the employee at the above candy store complied, you responded with, "Thank you for the venom!"
54. ...you won't go down by yourself, but you'll go down with your friends.
55. ...your weapon of choice is a croquet mallet.
56. ...you still can't look at orange crayons without blushing.
57. ...you have refused to swim in a pool because the lifeguard was "dressed in red and blue"...
58. ...you know the difference between immortality and never dying.
59. ...someone says, "NOW!" and you instinctively respond with, "But I can't!"
60. ...for prom, you went up to your friends/date and asked, "Now don't I look pretty walkin' down the street in the best damn dress I own?!"
61. ...you aspire to own a Benz someday for the sole purpose of driving ninety past the Barbies and Kens.
62. ...someone proposes marriage to you, and you look them in the eye and ask, "If you marry me, would you bury me? Would you carry me to the end?"
63. ...everytime you see a flock of doves, you instinctively look for a bullet.
64. ...you've looked in the mirror and not liked what you saw.
65. ...someone asks you how you'd feel if you met MCR, and you respond with, "Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish..."
66. ...you have wondered what would happen if Little Red Ridinghood heard about track 7 on TBP...
67. ...you work in a densely-packed office building and have had "Cubicles" on repeat for an hour or more.
68. ...when you're in over your head, you have said, "Heaven help us!"
69. ...someone near you starts smoking, and you play "Cancer" pointedly in their direction.
70. ...every single time you are in an elevator, you immediately check to see if it "only goes up to ten."
71. ...you get pissed off at your boyfriend and tell your friends, "He's not around, he's always looking at men."
72. ...you wonder if Gerard singing "Way down" in "Cemetery Drive" has anything to do with the fact that his brother, Mikey, "died" in the video for "The Ghost of You."
73. ...when you're running late for something and your mom or dad says, "We have got to go!" you echo them out of habit and maybe even wave a lighter for dramatic effect.
74. ...any story beginning with "Long ago" immediately causes you to think, "just like the hearse. You. Died to get in again..."
75. ...you do not "light" matches; you "strike" them.
76. ...someone says they'll give you anything, and you say, "Fine, how about a thousand bodies piled up?"
77. ...you adore every inch of sanity.
78. ...you don't just stand, you stand up fucking tall!
79. ...you have given out invitations for some event, and you have written on them "Now come one, come all to this tragic affair..."
80. ...screw skinny jeans; what's in is despair!
81. ...you refer to what you get out of those annoying little prize machines that rarely ever hang onto the stuffed animals inside of them as "the winnings."
82. ...the only "Rmy" you're ever joining has an "MC" in front of it,
thankyouverymuch.
83. ...you own Bob Bryar's Book of Cats.
84. ...you know that Skeleton Crew does not, repeat, not refer to the undead seadogs of "Pirates of the Caribbean".
85. ...you use "MCR Speak" to mess with people's minds (ex. "Yeah, ever since the breakup, Revenge-5. Seriously, you'd think my ex could've said Parade-6 before he left me for that bitch. Fuck Bullets-1!" in which "Revenge-5" translates to "I'm not okay" and "Parade-6" translates to "I don't love you," and "Bullets-1" translates to "romance".)
86. ...in the spirit of the above, your copy of "Life on the Murder Scene" is Parade-2 from so many viewings.
87. ...when going to meet Ray Toro, you wear a t-shirt with a picture of a cupcake and the words "We Will Always Remember."
88. ...you name your guitars.
89. ...you have Lasik surgery, then announce a funeral time and date for your old glasses.
90. ...you do not aspire to be famous; you aspire to be Ghostbuster famous.
91. ...every time you avenge yourself, you cheer three times.
92. ...they are Your Chemical Romance.
93. ...you're an animal that never paid attention in school.
94. ...you are not afraid to walk this world alone.
95. ...you know that certain guitarists should not balance on top of certain drumsets during certain live tv shows.
96. ...you rock out just for the dead.
97. ...when your significant other calls, you answer with "Hello, angel, tell me where are you?"
98. ...you only take trains out of New Orleans.
99. ...you are a certified "bunk-diver."
100. ...you know what a bed of roses and a gun have in common.
101. ...you know that the end is only the beginning. Then there's "DEAD!", "This is How I Disappear," "The Sharpest Lives,"...
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(='.'=) This is GERARD WAY in Bunny form. Put him on your
(*)_(*) Home-page and help MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE on their
way to world domination
MCR= Five angels in disguise
MCR= Unicorns
MCR= Skittles
MCR= Coffee
MCR= Greatness
MCR= Parades of black
MCR= Blood
MCR= Afros
MCR= Bashing and smashing and cussing at cameras
MCR= From hair that goes from long and black to short and blonde then back to black
MCR= Three cheers for sweet revenge
MCR= Romances unlike any other
MCR= Fear of needles
MCR= A certin drummer's solo project that is highly adored and supported
MCR= Addiction
MCR= Vampires, werewolves and pirates OH MY!
MCR= Fantasy
MCR= Guitar burn
MCR= Ferard fan fiction
MCR= Demolition lovers
MCR= A life long wait for a hospital stay
MCR= Secrets
MCR= Many injuries
MCR= Obbsesion
MCR= An army
MCR= Dancing corpses
MCR= Comics
MCR= Sticking forks in toasters and wanting to do it again and again
MCR= Brothers
MCR= Creativity of the mind, body and soul
MCR= Icy blues
MCR= Love
MCR= Two little boys who lost their grandmother.
MCR= Crashing the cemetary gates.
MCR= Late nights and early sunsets.
MCR= Coke Zero
MCR= Power
MCR= Raging guitar solos
MCR= Being caught in the middle of a gunfight in a center of a resturant
MCR= Living in a house of wolves.
MCR= Having the shit scared out of you by teenagers.
MCR= Getting to the doctor, and calling the nurse, buying roses and burning the church, hanging out with corpes and driving a hearse.
MCR= Setting the ferris wheel ablaze.
MCR= Letting them in.
MCR= Taking him/her down without a sound.
MCR= Diving headfirst for halos
MCR= Bulletproof vests.
MCR= Life being only a dream for the dead.
MCR= Life only being a joke.
MCR= Not being o-fuckin-kay and screaming it.
MCR= Keeping your soul a secret in your throat.
MCR= Singing about eveyboby tying their shoes. *clap clap*
MCR= Never forgeting your roots.
MCR= Saving a soul.
MCR= Putting a spike in a heart
MCR= Draining blood every hour on the hour.
MCR= Holding in your heart the sword and the faith.
MCR= Finding a way to carry on.
MCR= Disappering with out your love.
MCR= Never coming home.
MCR= Not letting the ghosts catch you if you fall down.
MCR= Not telling what you do for a living.
MCR= Life.
THE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Mikey Way can speak braille.
Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now."
Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't love you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.
Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.
This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.
This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.
This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.
This is for all the kids who were never okay.
This is for the MCRmy.
Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1. Thou shall accept death as it comes
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers in arms
8. Thall shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
10.Thou shall carry on!
The Ten Commandmenths of My Chemical Romance
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shall unleash the bats.
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lords, Gerard,Mikey,Frank,Ray,and Bob.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall carry on.
The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way's phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets 'Guitar Burn'
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do 'that' in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan
1.Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
7. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
8. Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
9. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
10. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be HAWT like Frank and Gerard.
11. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for christmas and cry when they don't get him.
12. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
13. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
14. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the televison.
15. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
16. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long"
17. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
18. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
19. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmembers name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
20. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
21. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
22. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
23. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, insantly freak out and turn up the volume.
24. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
25. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
26. Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
27. Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatidly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
28.Real MCR fans hear New Jersy and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
29. Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
30. Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.
31. Black is your favorite color.
32.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
33.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
34. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
35. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
36. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.
37. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
38. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
39. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
40. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
41. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
42.You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story.
43. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
44. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
45. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
46. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
47. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
48. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
49. You've written at least one fanfic.
50. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
51. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
52. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
53. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
54. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
55.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
56. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
57. You've Googled their high schools.
58. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and Chemical Romantic.
59. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
60. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!")
61. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
62. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
63. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
64. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
65. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
66. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
67. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
68. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
69. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
70. You call Gerard "Gee.".
71. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
72. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
73.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
74. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
75. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
76. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
77. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
78. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
79. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
80. You just wrote and/or read this (or forced a friend too.)
81. You try to convince your science teacher that My Chemical Romance has to do with science because it has the word chemical in it.
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This interview is too god damn funny:
Interviewer: Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?
Gerard: Go for it
Frank: Shoot
Interviewer: SKITTLES OR MnMS?
Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!
Gerard: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&M's are way better
Frank: But they all taste the same!!!! Put some variety in your life man!!!!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: ...oh well it is now.
Interviewer: Just so you know I didn't come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?
Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like shit.
Frank: How about neither
Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two
Frank: WHAT!!!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!
Inteviewer: So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.
Interviewer: I always thought it was sandwich
Gerard: When I was little I would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: tell Them what we did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was a Mikey's cum and tuna samich. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
Interviewer: What was so creepy about it?
Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: those guys were so cool!
Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
Interviewer: Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
Gerard: well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.
Frank: don't go walking under ladders.
Interviewer: Okay new subject.Boxers briefs man thong or commando.
Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!
Gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Ray: boxers for me thanks
Bob: No comment
Mikey: AHHH he's commando aren't you?
Bob: like I said no comment.
Gerard:GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!
Interviewer: OK,WHAT DO YOU REALLY DO IN THE SHOWER?
Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww
Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!
Gerard: Dont deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Frank: you guys are fucked up.
Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: Your are such a dumbass!
Interviewer: OKAY THIS ONES FOR FRANKIE. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT ONE OF YOUR BAND MATES IN A SEXUAL WAY? IF SO, WHO?
Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just,-there was this one pair of pants Gerard had that really showed off his ass and uh...package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy.
Interviewer: Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert
Gerard: Okay, I haven't fucked him haven't sucked him or vice-versa.Well i nearly did, but I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies can't handle the sex talk
Gerard: You're one to be talking.
Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!
Interviewer: OKAY, ON BEHALF OF MTV AMERICA,WE'D LIKE TO SAY THANKYOU MCR,AND GOOD LUCK IN THE FUTURE
Frank: and On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!!
Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!
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Frank: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight.
Mikey: That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.
Gerard: Fuck off, it's meese.
Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular. You know what I mean?
Frank: Popsicle is the new black.
Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it.
Frank: I wish it were Popsicle.
Gerard: Popsicles?
Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.
Mikey: I like Popsicles...
One by one, penguins are stealing my sanity...
- Gerard Way
So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the window.
- Gerard Way
This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments and there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well.
- Mikey Way
We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster
- Frank Iero
Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, 'I can't believe he did this today.'
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.
You know you live in 2008 when......
1.) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3.) the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or a myspace.
4.) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
6.) your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) you read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
8.) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.
11.) and now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12.) Put this on your Mibba page if you got owned, and you know you did.
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"If I revealed my secret identity, the world would go to sh*t."
"I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids."
-Frank Iero
Interviewer: Vampires or Werewolves?
Gerard: Vampires
Frank: Vampires
Mikey: Vampires
Bob: PIRATES!
Ray: Actually, I like werewolves better, so I go with werewolves.
Frank: Traitor!
10 reasons to love Frank Iero:
1. He is an AWESOME guitar player.
2. He's super hot.
3. He has sweet hair.
4. He's in MCR and everybody loves all the guys from MCR. duh
5. He dresses sweet.
6. He wears cool makeup.
7. He's just plain cool.
8. He listens to good music.
9. He was born on Halloween. (I think thats cool, don't you?)
10. HE IS THE MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER! =)
~TWILIGHT OATH~
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When ever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rosalie
When ever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Renesmee
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know. =D
~Love~
GirL: Do you like me?
Boy: No
GirL: Do you want me?
Boy: No
GirL: If i Left would you cry?
Boy: No
GirL: Would you Live for me?
Boy: No
GirL: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
GirL: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
GirL: Which would you pick me or your Life?
Boy: My Life
Hearing this, the girL turns and starts running away with tears fiLLing her eyes. The boy chases after her and stops her.
Boy:you don't cross my mind because your aLways on my mind.
I don't Like you because i Love you.
I don't want you be because i need you.
If you Left i would die, not cry.
I wouldn't Live for you because i would die for you.
I wouldn't do anything for you because i would do everything for you.
But I would still pick my Life..... because you are my Life
***put this on your profiLe if you think this is cute***
If life gives you lemmons give them back and demand for chocolate chip cookies
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Girl: Talk to her
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me...
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me...
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know..?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're right, I dont like you, I love you
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.
"Girls are like apples. The best ones are at the top of the trees. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, the pick the rotten apples that are on the ground, but easy. So the apples at the top think there's something wrong with them when in realitly, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, they one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top."-Pete Wentz.
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*
Basics:
Name:
Stephanie
Date of Birth:
September 10th like Mikey
Birthplace:
FMH in MD
Current Location:
MD
Eye Color:
Bleu/Green
Hair Color:
Strawberry Blond w/Natural Highlights
Height:
4"7/4"8
Heritage:
German/Irish/Welsh
Piercings:
none yet
Tattoos:
none
Favourite:
Band/Singer:
MyChemicalRomance/Paramore
Song:
MiseryBuisnessParamore/I`mnotok(Ipromise)MyChemicalRomance
Movie:
StarWars Saga/The Princess Bride
Disney Movie:
Aladdin
TV show:
NCIS...and Scrubs
Color:
Black/Blood Red/Dark Purple
Food:
corn beef and alfredo noodles
Pizza topping:
bacon
Ice-Cream Flavor:
Chocolate
Drink (alcoholic):
none
Soda:
Coke Zero (and skittles)
Store:
Borders/FYE
Clothing Brand:
none
Shoe Brand:
Vans
Season:
Summer
Month:
December
Holiday/Festival:
Christmas
Flower:
Rose
Make-Up Item:
eyeshadow
Board game:
Life
This or That
Sunny or rainy:
rainy
Chocolate or vanilla:
chocolate
Fruit or veggie:
fruit
Night or day:
night
Sour or sweet:
sour
Love or money:
love
Phone or in person:
in person
Looks or personality:
personality
Coffee or tea:
COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hot or cold:
cold
Your:
Goal for this year:
survive
Most missed memory:
seeing my real grandfather
Best physical feature:
eyes
First thought waking up:
leave me the Hell alone
Hypothetical personality disorder:
idk
Preferred type of plastic surgery:
none
Sesame street alter ego:
oscar
Fairytale alter ego:
Alice Cullen
Most stupid remark:
idk
Worst crime:
idk
Greatest ambition:
to be a musition/photographer
Greatest fear:
being alone
Darkest secret:
i dont have one..and if i did and put it on here then it wouldn't be a secret anymore now would it?
Favorite subject:
math/art
Strangest received gift:
a fishing hat that said Princess
Worst habit:
bitting my nails
Do You:
Smoke:
no
Drink:
no
Curse:
yes but im not surposed to
Shower daily:
somtmes
Like thunderstorms:
yes
Dance in the rain:
yes
Sing:
yes
Play an instrument:
yes
Get along with your parents:
sometimes
Wish on stars:
no
Believe in fate:
no
Believe in love at first sight:
yes
Can You:
Drive:
no
Sew:
no
Cook:
yes
Speak another language:
yes
Dance:
yes
Sing:
yes
Touch your nose with your tongue:
yes
Whistle:
yes
Curl your tongue:
yes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk:
no
Been Stoned/High:
no
Eaten Sushi:
yes
Been in Love:
no
Skipped school:
yes
Made prank calls:
yes
Sent someone a love letter:
no
Stolen something:
yes
Cried yourself to sleep:
yes
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person?
when they think they are better then every one else
Are you right or left handed?
right
What is your bedtime?
10 deosn`t mean i abide by it
Name three things you can't live without:
music books my family and my friends
What is the color of your room?
really light blue Im gonna repaint it tho
Do you have any siblings?
yes 1 sister and 2 brothers
Do you have any pets?
no
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars?
depends on who
What is you middle name?
Grace
What are you nicknames?
Mara Alice Sarlandra SpottedStar Steph and Gracie if you call me Gracie you will die a slow and painful death
Are you for or against gay marriage?
nuetral
What are your thoughts on abortion?
its murder. plain and simple. you're killing an innocent child. its WRONG! how would you like it if someone killed you before you were born ? you wouldn`t
Do you have a crush on anyone?
maybe..ok yes
Are you afraid of the dark?
no I luvs it
How do you want to die?
in my sleep
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day?
5 or 6
Would you take a bullet for the one you love?
yes
What is the last law you?ve broken?
idk
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color:
black blond or a dark red
Eye color:
hazel
Height
5'9
Weight
Not fat but muscular
Most important physical feature:
face
Biggest turn-off
saying men are better than women
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I pledge allegiance to the Deathbat
Of the United Nation of Sevenfold,
And to the Gates for which they stand Plague,
One nation,
Under Christ,
Indivisible with Shadows
And Vengeance for all.
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There are FOUR WAYS
Right Way
Wrong Way
Gerard Way
and Mikey Way, the best way!
"I think Mikey keeps us all from losing our minds" Bob Bryar
Hey girls, you're beautiful. Whether you're a size 32 or a size 18. As long as you're a good person. As long as you respect others and yourself. Don't listen to those fashion magazines. Hey girls, you're beautiful - Gerard Way
Dont piss your life away with suicide- it's a bullshit way out
- Gerard Way
My Chemical Romance Fans!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So we claim to be an army
To be part of any army, you need co-operation,
trust and bravery.
But why are some of our MCR soldiers turning
their backs on us?
To fall in line with a conformist society?
Is that what they want from us?
For us to FALTER and fall onto our knees?
We will NEVER BE AFRAID.
We will NEVER BACK DOWN
We will NEVER BE ALONE.
So it's time to celebrate. Not for MCR, for
the MCR Fans.
For the kids who are not okay.
For the kids who stuck by MCR to the very end.
For the kids who aren't afraid to walk this
FUCKING world alone.
On August 22nd, lower your guns soldiers.
Do something special for an MCR fan.
It's finally time to celebrate the Fans;
Who put up with everyone's shit
Who defend MCR
Who are told to cut their wrists because they
listen to My Chemical Romance.
August 22nd, My Chemical Fan's day.
If you're an MCR fan, repost this and spread
the world.
Let's unite this motherfucking army !
I LOVE A7X!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deathbats forever,
No matter the loss,
Scream SEVENFOLD together,
to Seize The Day at any cost!!
This is what A7X does to girls:
Matt: Knows how to make a girl scream
Brian & Zacky: Well...they finger better
Johnny: he's a bass player so he knows how to pleasure a girl
Jimmy: He's a drummer that knows how to bang
Pft!
Fuck Justin Timerblake,
Zacky Vengeance is bringin sexy back!
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90% of teens would die if Hannah Montana jumped off a cliff. If you're part of the 10% yelling "Jump, bitch!" in the background, put this in your profile