1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?Depends on how safe I feel.2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?Dude, I once stole a pillow. Hair care products is for rookies3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?Out.4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?Nope.5: Do you like to use post-it notes?I love them. They give me a false sense of...

Got the news that one of my favorite funny men passed away today. Suicide by asphyxiation they say. I was sitting down blowing my life away watching YouTube and I scrolled down into the comment section and I see "RIP Robin Williams". My first thought was "Get the fuck outta here. That's not funny. Just another hoax." But I got a nagging feeling and ended up googling it, looking for some...

I don't know, man. I think it's pretty productive and they're amazing to look at. I'm trying to get my creative fluids flowing(?). The thing is, I just really wanna make shit. Shit that people would look at and go "hey, that's pretty fucking fabulous."I don't know how long this feeling is gonna last because it usually goes as quickly as it came (that's what she said). I feel weird about it because...

So recently I started my CNA training. This basically means that every morning I have to be at the nursing home at 7:30 every morning. I feed them, take them to their room or the TV room, bathe them (I'm not even fucking kidding), etc, etc. so I can get my license as a trained nursing assistant. The job is horrifically dirty and not for the faint of heart, which I kind of am, but it's strangely...

So, I've been sitting on this for a while now and I literally just had a spur of the moment if-I-don't-try-this-now-I-never-will feeling, and I just acted on it. Plus, I really feel like I need to get back in to the habit of writing. My brain has always ran a mile a minute and I think this, if anything, will help me slow down and give my head a little time to relax and chill. So um, basically I've...