So the other day I was on the computer, writing for NaNoWriMo when I look at the time. Please be aware that my father was in school at that time and I had to manage for myself until he came back.When I looked at the time, I saw that it was 7 pm and I hadn't eaten supper yet, so I gasp very loudly and propel myself to the kitchen.Naturally, I open the fridge and stare at it's contents for a good...

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in...

Everything is so simple when you’re four years old.Dirt tastes good.Grown-up problems don’t matter to you.Nappies are in the past; if you’re lucky.You’re still cute no matter what.You’re parents are glad you’re over the terrible two’s.Holding hands with your best friend is just that; holding hands.Nothing is awkward.You get away with just about anything.Your fathers’ keys are a...