It is currently 5:42 am.The sun is coming up, the temperature is slowly rising, and I'm STILL AWAKE.Jesus Christ.Now you, my dear reader, may be wondering; Why in the name of moon pies would you still be concsious at 5:42 am?I'll tell you.The reason I am still awake (for the most part) and not in a deep, hard sleep in my snuggly, comfy bed is a male robo dwarf hamster by the Name of Meatloaf...