calamitas deus

Name
calamitas deus
Age
33
Gender
Female
Location
Mexico
Joined date
July 7th, 2009

About Me?

para aquellos que saben espaniol los invito a mi esquina de penzar <3
http://thinkingcorner.webs.com/
<3
"Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure"

Leonard: When we watch Frosty the Snowman, he roots for the sun.
Sheldon: Excuse me, but the sun is essential for all life on earth. Frosty is merely a bit of frozen, supernatural ephemera in a stolen hat. A crime, by the way, for which he is never brought to account.
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Sheldon: Engineering. Where the noble semiskilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello, Oompa-Loompas of science.
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Sheldon: Rock - Paper - Scissors - Lizard - Spock
Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
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Sheldon: Ah, gravity - thou art a heartless bitch.
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Sheldon: Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto that.
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Wolowitz: I am a horny engineer, I never joke about math or sex.