Hello! (: I'm here to talk to you about the very important topic of CHEESE.
Cheese is good.It is godly. Don't you just ADORE cheese? Cheese is my pride and joy. Me and my friends? We eat cheese every day!
Everyone likes cheese here! But I think I like it the most.
Infact, I named my cat Mr. Cheesey Mc Cheese Cheese. I call him Cheese, for short. He's orange! And reminds me of cheese! I JUST LOVE CHEESE.
Don't you just ADORE CHEESE?
I think that instead of God, there should be a different God. We wouldn't call him/her God, we would call Him/Her Cheesely Cheese McCheeserton.
Don't you think that would be a GREAT idea? And we could have a Cheese Circle, where we go around eating cheese and talking about how cheese has a effected our lives.
MOST IMPORTANTLY, I find that I am devoted to the Cheese God.
Are you devoted to the Cheese God?
Yours truly,
The person that is completely devoted to the Cheese God,
Mellisa. <3