This was supposed to be a "top ten," but Sevi is just so awesome that I had more than ten quotes... So, without further ado...20. "Just the man. The very man. A girl has been snatched by the monster, Lockhart. Taken into the Chamber of Secrets itself. Your moment has come at last."Ah, how very Snapey. Sarcastic, and mean, and Lockhart deserved it, too. And the other teachers reactions (join in the...

Imagine for a moment that you are an AIG executive. You get some money from the government to keep your company running. What do you do with it? Pay “retention bonuses” to the people whose “talent” put you in the red in the first place! Yay!Well, sorry to break it to you, but there are better ways to run a business. And better ways to run the economy, too.Now, the problem with the economy...