Why Canada Is 'Effin Awesome.

1. Our health care is free; if you have a CareCard.2. Gay marriage is legal in all provinces and territories.3. Two words: AirCare.4. KFC has decided to clean up their act and be more respectful to the chickens they cook.5. Vaccinations/immunizations are free for kids grade 4-9 in school.6. Tim Horton's kicks Starbuck's ass.7. We're a peaceful country. We haven't started a war in decades. The only...
July 9th, 2008 at 03:25am

I could have died tonight [seriously]

I live in a duplex. There's people in the basement suite below me and someone on the other side of my house. A fight broke out earlier and the guy from downstairs rammed his truck into the side of the house (where my room is) if that car was full of gas...I would be dead right now. The guy also set fire to the suite next to me...I was home alone and I smelled smoke so I was fucking freaked out. I...
April 19th, 2008 at 08:31am


I think I love my cousin more than a cousin. She's like amazing. I love her so much. Yet, she doesn't know it. I watched her cry and go through heartbreak. I couldn't but help to think "All you need is me." But I know she's against incest. I don't even know what to do anymore. She's always so playful with me. She'll like slap my butt or grab my boobs for fun, but she thinks it doesn't affect me....
February 17th, 2008 at 04:51am

They just...died.

It goes to show you how life can go so fast.I mean Christmas is going to suck majorly this year.Two people in my family died.My step-dad's grandma died last night.I got a call at 3:30am this morning saying she passed away.My step-dad is freaking out.It hurts me to see him like this.He looks so scared and vulnerable.He knew that she was going to die sooner or later.And he originally had a flight...
December 25th, 2007 at 01:14am

Are you a slash writer and need a title for a new story you're working on?

Well, son, you've come to right place.Title 1: I WriteSins Slash Not TragediesTitle2: 5 Tales OfChemical Slashy RomanceTitle 3:You know what they do to Guys Like Us Write Slash In PrisonTitle 4: I'd End My Days With You In a Hail OfBullets Slashy GoodnessTitle 5: House OfWolves SlashTitle 6: Slash Rockstars Not WristsTitle 7: But Its Better If You Do (Write Slash)Title 8: Writing slashlying is the...
December 3rd, 2007 at 08:26am

Michael Jackson is coming to town!

Alright, so in order to get into the Christmas sprit; I've decided to share this with you guys!It's just a joke, so don't take it too seriously, okay?You better watch out, keep your children inside!Guilty or not he's one creepy guy.Michael Jackson's coming to town!He's 'makin a list, 'checkin it twice;Michael: "Who wants to sleep at my house tonight?"Michael Jackson's coming to town!He spoons you...
December 3rd, 2007 at 06:47am

These pictures made me LOL so bad!

Yeah, I know these are old. But I just felt the need to share them with you. Uh, I need more words! Okay, since you're here, maybe you can help me? Theres this boy I like, but I don't know how to tell him I like him. And I'm scared he'll reject me!What would you do?And I still have projects to do, like 3 and I didn't even start yet! They're due on monday.Oh well.
December 2nd, 2007 at 05:39pm

Come in here and tell me ghost stories or give me links to freaky things!

I just want to get into the Halloween spirit!Kay, I'll go first.In my old house back in Saskatchewan (Canada) my room was haunted I swear!In the middle of the night I would see flashes of light. And it was pretty fuckin scary because my bed faced the closet and thats where it would go. Like it would go all over the room, and it would like go in the closet alot though. So the first time I seen it,...
October 21st, 2007 at 10:36am

It has been confirmed: Skittles are NOT vegetarian.

The reason for this is that they contain gelatin, observe:Gelatin (also gelatine , from French gélatine) is a translucent, colourless, brittle, nearly tasteless solid substance, extracted from the collagen inside animals' connective tissue. It has been commonly used in food, pharmaceutical, photography, and cosmetic manufacturing. Substances containing gelatin or functioning in a similar way are...
October 20th, 2007 at 02:07pm

I'm going to the Bob Bryar solo project concert. (Got the ticket to prove it)

lol, just thought I'd share that with you! No school today, cause it's pro-d day. I'm really bored. Been trying to write a one-shot. I dunno.I told my mom about a new story I'm writing, a ghost story. She said she'll read it, as long as it dosen't have any sexy stuff. So I lied, this is how the convo went:Me: No mom. I don't write that shit.Her: Um, I don't know. I read some of you're stuff and it...
October 20th, 2007 at 07:03am

15 ways to annoy Bob Bryar

Enjoy!1.Show him a picture of a camera2.Disturb him while he is playing Donkey Kong3.Hide his drumsticks4.Tell him to cut his hair(no, seriously. it looks nasty right now)5. Ask him why his voice used to be deeper6. Insist on reading him a story7. Tell him he needs to take his happy pills8. Tell him you are going to hang out with Ray, because he is not a Mr. Cranky Pants9. Wake him up in the...
October 19th, 2007 at 10:24am

Gerard in FLW scares the living shit out of my sister.

It's true! But shes like 7 years old now. And she starts crying, and she runs out of the room.I wouldn't cry, but his facial expressions in that video creep me out. I think you can agreewith me there. But then she comes back and sees Frank and she gets all happy.Cause basically my cousin likes Frank alot, so of course my cousin tells her about him.And brainwashes her to like him, and then one day...
October 4th, 2007 at 09:42am

Does anyone know where I can get a fake lip-ring?

Because I looked everywhere and I can't find it. I even tried ebay, they didn't even look like lip-rings. Or do you know a shop that I can't get them from? I live in Canada so we don't havehot-topic or spencer's. This is so stupid. I've been wanting to give myself a mini-makeover for a while now. This might make me sound like a fake person, but I wanted to get contacts.And a lip-ring, but i'm only...
October 1st, 2007 at 01:32pm

Dear...Mircrosoft notepad.

Dear...mircosoft notepad.Ive been having alot of thoughts lately, and I feel I can't keep them inside anymore.Fortunately, school has been good. High School isn't scary as I thought it would be.English is awesome, the tale of Daedalus and Icarus is a great story, with a great message.Home Ec really gets on my nerves, and Ms. Wei's voice is annoying.Tech Ed, has been so-so. We had to do this...
October 1st, 2007 at 11:30am

Postsecrets entry 1

I suggest you try them, it's a good release.I felt less heavy when I finished these, It felt good to let out these things that I had been holding in for such a long time. That's how I feel with my writing, it's like therapy for me. And please don't give me any shit about the Bob ones.Im very self-consiousMy dad, the bastard.Sad, but true.If only I had the courage.No comment.Im a very complicated...
September 29th, 2007 at 07:18am

"And just because I like Gerard Way dosen't mean im gonna grab my shopping cart and skip the down the aisles, screaming the lyrics when an MCR song co

lol, my mom is a Gwen Stefani obssesser, she loves her so much!I make myself laugh sometimes.Well, it feels so good to be back, I got my ban lifted today!I'm so happy!Err. I have an addiction to skittles now.Today we had homeroom, and then we went to an assembly where they talkedabout online sexual predators. My face most of the assembly: O_OHistory class was funny, Ms. Ren moved a kid over to...
September 27th, 2007 at 12:22pm

Comment swap anyone?

Tell me what you want me to read of yours. I'd love it if you can read my story called'cursed'
September 12th, 2007 at 02:19pm

Will you please read my MCR vamp-fic?

I promise its worth reading! I'll comment yours if you comment mine. Its called 'Cursed'
September 12th, 2007 at 12:48pm

How do you guys feel about me posting an MCR vampire fic?

Would you read it? Should I do it? I have 5 chapters written already, and i'm working on thesixth one. Tell me, would this description catch your eye?"The Way brothers, a bloodsucking Vampire. A hidden agenda. And a girl who can see the future. What can possibly go wrong?"
September 12th, 2007 at 08:53am

Im about to ask a really stupid question!

When you post a story, where does the actual story go? Im confusedI hope this isnt spam.
September 10th, 2007 at 05:20am