wakingup

My Own Autobiography;;

Time;; 4:30 pm EST
Date of Life;; 9-24-09
Working On;;Breaking Boundaries
Latest Update;; BB1

Well my names Kristina. I'm not quite sure what to say so I'll just ramble until I get the rest of my page finished.
There are a lot of things I like to do. I'm pretty much an adrenaline junky only I can live without and make myself stop. Rock climbing, paintballing, hockey, basketball, snorkling, dirt biking, you name it I probably do it. Hockey's another love of my life but I don't let it rule me. I play and watch when I can, but I don't really have a favorite team. Movies and music rule my life when I'mout being an idiot bored out of my mind at home. Lately I've found a new love for Batman and the Joker. If you write a story I'll probably read it. =] For my music I listen to about anything but my favorite's rock. Cooking is awesome. You get to make a mess and eat amazing food, well unless you burn it. Then tough cookies. Even though I know I'm on here obviously reading other peoples stories and everything I prefer owning books. They last longer and you can read even when the powers out. I own enough to cover my entire wall in my room about pretty much everything but lately I haven't had enough time to read. It's kind of depressing. And this is totally amazing so I'm stealing this from someones page and putting this up. xD

A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here.
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said:
Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK;
When I grew up I was BLACK;
When I'm sick I'm BLACK;
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK;
When I'm cold I'm BLACK;
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir. When you are born you're PINK;
When you grow up you're WHITE;
When you're sick, you're GREEN;
When you go in the sun you turn RED;
When you're cold you turn BLUE;
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
You have the nerve to call me colored?
So yeah, don't know what else to say. Leave a comment. No lie, it'll make my day.