Dear diary,Hello, it's been quite a while. Terribly long, I suppose. Today is the 22nd of March, 2011. When was my last entry? If I were actually writing in you, I would know.God, this is terribly awkward. I feel like we're two previously-close friends that were suddenly forced to have a reunion. Of course, I wouldn't really know how that feels. I've changed quite a bit, I have. Par example, my...