Here's the thing:

For three years, I was an objectiphile. For three years, my fingers would lovingly molest the keys of my laptop.

Three months ago, my laptop suffered a violent seizure of some sort and refused to switch on. Since then, I've been running all over trying to get it fixed. No luck. My laptop died, taking with it three years' of writing.

I guess I'm asking you all to bear with me. I'm not exactly in prime updatng condition.