Updates
Sunday the 29th|May|2011
Currently: Online
Updating: Nothing, just reading other people's awesome stories ;P
Listening To: Rivers of Lust by Tarja Turunen
Mood: Content
Thinking: About trying to find my story that I lost :S
About Me
Favourites
Book: Matilda by Roald Dahl
T.V Program: Sea Patrol
Food: Macaroni Cheese
Colour: Aqua/Turquoise
Drink: Milo
Hmmm, well, I love animals and want to be a vet when I am older...Very determined person and loves to hang out with her friends. My best friend is Jimmy, aka Jimmy_0402635473 he is just pretty awesome....ummm, my other awsome friend is Theresa, aka paramaniac, and we love to watch Sorry I've Got No Head...it's a bit like Little Britain but less dirty and much funnier....Some of my nicknames can include HankieHead (hence the username), Shortbread (the newest addition...it's cause I'm short but I don't know where the bread came from....maybe it's cause shortbread is awesome and I am short AND awesome XP), shorty, shortarse (thanks C.J.*sarcastically*) and moonie (call me that and I kill you). One day, when I grow taller than everyone, Teza (Theresa) and I have predicted that I am to kill everyone with a vegetable knife...but Theresa is too awesome so she gets to live XP
Stories
I wanted to get out...But not like this
Status:Debating whether to continue this or not :S
Featuring:Amy, Amy's mum
Genre:Original Fiction
Chapters:3/?
Rating:NC-17
Entered in:N/A
Status: 1 chapter down...a million more to go
Featuring: Teza and Ash
Genre:Original Fiction
Chapters:2/?
Rating:PG-13
Entered in: N/A
Status:Ummmm, it's in the editing stages, so nearly there...
Featuring: Elizabeth, Kyle, Mum and Dad
Genre:Original Fiction
Chapters:9/9
Rating:R
Entered in: Morbid Picture Contest by Beyond_Eternal and Pre-write Contest by TheDoctor
The Prom
Status:Uhhhh, no where NEAR finished.
Featuring:Amber, Mr Swaski, Fred, Mum
Genre:Original Fiction
Chapters:3/?
Rating:R
Entered in:N/A
Contests and their Winners
Anyone in this section has entered in one of my contests on mibba and has been priveleged enough to win and get on my profile page. To everyone here, congratulations, you deserve it...
One Line Lyric Writing Contest
Recommendations
Disclaimer:I do NOT own these stories, nor have I written them. All characters, story plots and ideas in these stories belong to the original writers.
This is currently my favourite story on mibba so far, I urge you all to check it out and comment on it constructively...
Auctioned off to a Demon
Featuring:Erin, Gage, Anna, Alexander
Genre:Original Fiction
Rating:R
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I Say Black
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I Say Rock
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I'm not short, I'm FUNSIZE!!!
I said it before, and I’ll say it again: I am the writer, I can deny any and all reality I want.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
Always forgive your enemies: nothing annoys them more.
Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick.
People are like slinkeys...not really good for anything but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs...
I dont have a short attention span I just..........ooooo a kitty...
Did u just call me a bitch?
Well a bitch is a female dog
A dog barks
Bark is on trees
Trees are a part of nature
And nature is beautiful
So yea, thanks for the compliment
Me? A bitch?
B-Beautiful
I-Intelligant
T-Talented
C-Cute
H-Hot
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