Hey, hey, heyyyy... yeah. I'm old. Older than you.Older than all of my friends. And this is the most interesting thing about my life right now. Seriously. I don't do much of anything. Socially, work(ily?) or writing(ly). Deal. And everything else you read after this is unimportant because now all I'm doing is trying to make this "about me" section a little longer so it doesn't look funny... I bet you it will look funny anyway. Because there's nothing interesting here. Ha! Wow... I had pumpkin soup for breakfast. It came out of a can. And it was horrible. The. End.

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(Tom Sykes) Friday | Keep This Our Secret (Curtis Ward)

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