FSM...the new jesusI hope you enjoy Him and his noodly appendages and help us fight the war on global warming with pasta and pirates...damn those ninjas to hell.Actually, I was hoping to do a school project on Hm and His Greatness...but, everyone's all serious and conservative and against His godliness.and this charming lad...Hope you enjoyed :DOh andguess what?I have pay TV :D and possibly a new...

until I know I'm in your mindI havemy fucking backpierced.as in lower back...just above the pant lineIt is awesome. I asked ze mother she gave me a very explicit no..But no real reason. And normally shes fairly rational and i do what she says, but not giving me a real reason just shit me. So, despite my boyfreind (or um...shall we say 'snuggle buddy'? i dunno what he is) saying i had to be 18 I...

my hair is so fucking straight right now. Why is it never like tis for school? I mean, is it really so hard? There was a fly in this room before, that only the incredible over sized hoodie could fend off; no fly could find me lost in its lint covered folds. I almost got and A on my English assignment. It went through cross marking, the A had a line through it and I now have a B. Something about...

friday night, what to do, what to do?I could go over kellis and possible hook up with the man whore mitch - not for anything but fun of course...But I suppose I'll go over on Sunday and possibly see him on the weekend. If you don't mind me being froward, I need to get laid.Anyway. Option two is to go skating and hang out with my ex. It'd be nice to talk to sam and ash, but I don't even know if...

Me and my boyfriend of five or six months (he kept track of things like that, not me) just broke up. It was a fairly amicable split and I guess I'm happy...Shame it had to happen on mothers day though. In all honesty, it wouldn't surprise me if we hook up at a couple of parties if we're both single. Or if we don't care about our partners. I mean, I was with someone the first few times we hooked...

So many people here seem to hate mosh pits, which amazes me as the majority off you would favor rock music, am I right? It's just...for me the whole point of going to gigs is to get into a mess. To really hear a band I listen to them on my Ipod, with no interruptions and everything more or less perfectly in-key. When I want to EXPERIENCE a band and go the show I want to go mad. There just...isn't...

I have an ex-friend...ex-boyfriend I suppose, though the though that I slept with him is honestly just making me feel like I wanna throw up right now...who's decided he's Aryan and turned into a neo-nazi overnight.Which i ridiculous. First of all, he's bi. Hitler wants him dead.Secondly, anyone who still follows that shit is fucked in the head. Sorry for the swearing, but things like racism and...

Golly Gee, I have been missing out haven't I?My brother won't fix my myspace and MSN, so I'm using up all his super fast ultra awesome broadband. And then I'm buying a wireless mac laptop and hiding it in my room so I can stalk internet pervertsThe kind of girl who tells you she's bi-polar just to make you trust heroh my, I just found a song of them collaborating with panic -? @ the disco. What a...

written on the bulletsay yes to pull the trigger'Cassie' by Flyleaf is beautiful...I suppose I should apologies in case anyone is a devout Christian...as far as democracies go, this possibly isn't the most democratic. Say whatever you want, just don't mention god, or say anything against people of any race but yours.. Is that right? Are words so dangerous? If something is properly researched and...

I still can't believe how much I've listened to that song.No really, I can't. I think my cat's been in here while I sleep and he's been listening to it. Thats the only explanation.Twatface (my boyfreind) was over last night. hehe, he's so cute, he suggested about a week ago that we not have sex for two months...apparently thats all we do. (Which is absolute bullshit, we watch movies to), but we...

After posting this journal I would normally wander the page, giving people inspiring advice and suggestions on how to best enhance their love-life etc, but today kids, well, today I just cannot be fuckkered. My legs hurt more than your lonesome heart, kay?And my ego is much more bloated than that dead goldfish ever could be, it's nothing but an upside down poser. I just found out some one...

Well, seeing as a few people appear to be giving out little 'hometown truths' so that people can perfect stories set in them, I have decided to contribute with my own little hometown fact sheet. Admittedly, a story has never been written on mibba, or anywhere as far as I know, about this place that I (slightly begrudgingly) call home.Bundaberg[Also known as 'Bundy,' 'The Burg,' 'Rum City,' or...

I just had a shower. You cannot possibly know how good that felt. 1 school day, 1 night skating and 1 work day has passed since I last showered, so right now I feel...clean (and please note, this is not encouragement for you to share your sob stories of how long it is since you've had a shower. Because I don't care).Everyone on DeviantArt seems to love me which is nice, though I can't help but...

I hope you use some:Bloated with confidence.Sick with sicknessAs full as a can of sardines, with a rather large amount of sardines compressed inside.As ready as a hat on wheels.As light as carbon monoxide......I hope I don't get that disease when I'm older, you know...the one where you forget things...what's it called again?As crap as a pile of crap presented on a plate of crap, with crap sauce on...

Because I'm sure it's much more engaging than whatever is going on in your life at this very moment...That is, if you are a snail in search of a puddle off beer to drown in. If not, you may not find this particularly interesting.Either way, what do I care?Psh, 'what do I care.'I'll bet in literary terms that makes no means. But you know what I sense.My mum read my short story and didn't believe I...

I'm not trying to make a fight here, I'm just curious.Has anyone else noticed that some of the news articles seem, well, not quite up to standard? I'm not a columnist, but the things mibbans write about are generally fairly interesting, so i do read the news articles quite often. And more and more I find myself assaulted with bad spelling, bad grammar and sometimes what seems like a simple...

that title is ridiculously ponce.I may as well attach it to a mardi gras float and be done with it. I ought to attach my boy to one. One thats traveling out of control down a steep hill that ends in a 100ft drop preferably. I got nothing for him i doubt he'll be getting anything for me.'I Love You, I'll text you more'If one more person whom i care about lies to me, I'll strap MYSELF to a mardi...

music - weenGrade 12am I pooping myself?Why I surely am :] Oh and I was so pleased yesterday, hearing that the test that determines weather or not I get into uni requires COLOURING IN PENCILS. well, I feel like I'm a part of a higher education alright.Though I will be. When I get my senior jersey. The ONLY thing that labels you as a grade 12, one of the dying breed, The Tall Ones as the young...

My eye, I'm in such a good mood.I was just thinking about a few days ago when my best friend and boyfriend were over- she started tapping a tune an then he started and then i started singing a tune from the lion king :p it sounded good for the two seconds before we all burst out laughing. Sort of reminded me of grade 8 when one person started humming 'she will be loved' by maroon 5...then another...

this is all personal shit. I need to vent, but just so you know this is nothing worldly or engaging. It's just hormones and adolescence condensed into paragraphs.well.It's been a while, has it not? Banned till December 10, but I didn't come back until the 26th...pride perhaps? Stubbornness?Actually, I think I was just busy.With workfriends...boyfriends.plural there. never thought that'd be...