Ok, so we've all seen The Dark Knight, correct? Duh. And we've all went back again to see it another 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,028 more times, right? Ok, so we all know what happens. But what we don't know is what happens next. That's right, folks, I'm talkin' Batman 3.There's been a lot of heated debate over who should be in the next Batman film, and I'm giving you my input on the 7 don'ts...

WOW! So, my mom just came back from her friends house and other places and such and brought home some movies! Little did I know, one of those movies was THE SIMPSONS MOVIE! Oh, this is just as movie-licious as it gets. And, yes, it IS bootleg!Also, since stupid mibba has made the dumb rule about journals being at least 100 words long, I guess I'm going to have to drone on and on about some...

Well, I'm not really in the depths of hell right now, but I painfully wish I had the privilege to be in such a lovely place, that is, in comparison to where I am now. We're getting ready for my dad's best friend's wedding right now, and lemme tell you, it's a pain in the ass... Hence the title. Weddings and all wedding-related miscellaneous things belong in a sweaty, terrible, ass-hell, along with...

Due to the fact that my weird thoughts are probably too short, and because they're 'not worthwhile' I'll be posting more than one weird thought at a time. Yes, it IS cheating, isn't it?13: Is sucking the life out of the top of a can of whipped cream equivilent to a blowjob?..But right now I have but one weird thought.So I give you a weird experience from today!!!So I was at my friend's choir...

For me. Because I just got outta the shower and I decided to cut my hair (very impulsive, I am) and so I did and it's look really good. But I'm afraid my mom will go bonkers once she sees my hair shorter. Eeik! What does Sharpie tell her mum when she finds out?!?

What if you were eating jelly beans on the train and then some hobo came out and stole 'em?

What if there was some soaped shaped like a girlie, that dudes could fuck? It'd make him, like, dirty AND clean at the same time...

Warning: Weird Thoughts may not be suitable for any ages, due to obscene pervertedness.[/red]What if some girlie was washing her vagina with soap, and then orgasmed..? 0-0Orgasm Soap!

If you strapped a gun to your ass, what would happen if you farted really, really hard..?

If I can convince my dad, he said I might be able to get a ferret. And I wish to name him Boxer Shorts! <3 Aww...But I dunno how to care for em.. Any tips or whatever?So anyone know how to care for/own a ferret?They're so cute ^3^

What if you taped yourself COMPLETELY in duck tape? Can you even do that? Like, cover EVERYTHING... Your hands and stuff,too, by yourself??And what if it was double-sided tape??And you rolled around in a house where everything was made of dust???

I live in Illinois, and I want to change my name.. My friend says it's not legal, but I disagree.Can I change my name to Queen of Hearts?? NO STEALING!! I thought of it first, bitchez!!

Ok, I obviously wasn't making myself clear in my last journal.My parents will soon be disconnecting my internet access at eight o' clock when I start school.I go on the computer at one to four o'clock in the MORNING. As in AM. When everyone is ASLEEP.I cannot go to the library; it is CLOSED this early in the morning/late at night.I cannot go use the school's computer; school hasn't even started...

my parents say that i should 'spend less time on the computer' so they're going to disconnect the internet!!!!!somebody-- ANYBODYTELL ME HOW TO WORK OFFLINE.I want to know how to be able to go on mibba while working offline!!Please help!! I have to know how to cheat my parents rules!!

What if you were playing a concert.. And tattooed your hometown on your ass and told the crowd, "I have -enter city here- tattooed on my ASS!" and then mooned the crowd?

What if you had stilts for legs and feet?What if you had DOUBLE stilts?! For, like, thighs and then legs..?And you were in a ballet?

Does drawing an emo boy on a piece of paper make it emo paper?What if it was tattoed on a cow?

What if you dressed up in drag and acted out Romeo and Juliet on your roof?..And make your boyfriend/girlfriend wear a puffy princess dress/poofy suit?

What if you superglued a lamp to the ceiling of a hotel?What would they dooo..?I want to superglue a lamp to the ceiling of a hotel.

I just had a weird thought..What if there was this huge wall made of whatever lolly pops are made of (in cherry flavor) and I took a huge sledgehammer and hit it?... That'd be coooool.