If one is talking to the fork and spoon from the nursery rhyme, would it be especially rude to mention spooning?Is mooning okay in outer space?Is being called "smart as an owl" a good thing?A peacock is considered one of the most beautiful birds, but nobody likes to hear it talk. Is there a message behind this?If the Christian God has always been perfect, why does he make mistakes?Does the pope...

Okay, so this is my first journal entry. Read if you're interested.Does anybody ever get irritated by really random things while they're trying to write or work? (obviously, the former is never the latter.) For instance, trying to type a chapter and having your cat sitting on your chest and drooling like a leaky faucet all over your new shirt. A REALLY leaky faucet.Or having your dog chew his bone...